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(Deadspin)   Keith Hernandez has a Keith Hernandez moment during the Mets/Diamondbacks game. Keith Hernandez   (deadspin.com) divider line 33
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2014-04-17 02:08:36 AM  
KEITH HERNANDEZ!?!

I de-spiiise him
 
2014-04-17 02:29:55 AM  

you are a puppet: KEITH HERNANDEZ!?!

I de-spiiise him


I'M HIT!
 
2014-04-17 02:46:07 AM  
Nice game, pretty boy.
 
2014-04-17 02:55:50 AM  
No play for Mr. Gray.
 
2014-04-17 05:54:10 AM  
It was Roger McDowell
 
2014-04-17 06:59:04 AM  
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
 
2014-04-17 07:24:16 AM  
Chick looks like Elaine.
 
2014-04-17 08:02:31 AM  

John Buck 41: Chick looks like Elaine.


Means he's not getting to first base tonight.
 
2014-04-17 08:09:24 AM  
I guess drooling over her is better than spitting on her.
 
2014-04-17 08:10:17 AM  

John Buck 41: Chick looks like Elaine.


She needs an Orioles cap.
 
2014-04-17 08:11:40 AM  

MysticSavage: John Buck 41: Chick looks like Elaine.

Means he's not getting to first base tonight.


He's already been to first base, and plans on rounding 2nd at about 11 o'clock.
 
2014-04-17 08:29:50 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

One magic loogie.
 
2014-04-17 08:38:06 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: MysticSavage: John Buck 41: Chick looks like Elaine.

Means he's not getting to first base tonight.

He's already been to first base, and plans on rounding 2nd at about 11 o'clock.


Well you better check the third base coach because i don't think he's waving you in
 
2014-04-17 08:48:49 AM  
Who does this guy think he is?
 
2014-04-17 08:54:48 AM  

RevLovejoy: Who does this guy think he is?


I'm Keith Hernandez
 
2014-04-17 08:55:26 AM  
I can produce Keith Hernandez within the hour
 
2014-04-17 09:02:41 AM  

utsagrad123: you are a puppet: KEITH HERNANDEZ!?!

I de-spiiise him

I'M HIT!


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-17 09:06:07 AM  
How much longer before Hernandez pulls a Joe Willie on Suzy Kolber type embarrassment?
 
2014-04-17 09:32:15 AM  
I thought ogling a fan was a Brent Musberger moment.
 
2014-04-17 10:20:10 AM  

zeppo: How much longer before Hernandez pulls a Joe Willie on Suzy Kolber type embarrassment?


Keith is made of teflon. A couple years back he had a little meltdown about a female Padre's trainer being in the dugout (something along the lines of "I won't say women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout!"), and his apology on the air the next day included the phrase "oh, you broads... you know I love ya." He never gets any heat for that stuff.

/or the time he called a shattered bat a "dead soldier" on memorial day
 
2014-04-17 10:47:23 AM  
When the Mets, of all teams, are shellacking the home team, and it's that late in the game, thye really try to find something to talk about.  Ralph Kiner would go off on some weird tangents when the game was a blow out.
 
2014-04-17 10:48:51 AM  
She is very racktacular.
 
2014-04-17 10:55:31 AM  
I helped that guy move once.  It was a real pain in the ass because of the sectional.
 
2014-04-17 11:27:31 AM  

tricycleracer: She is very racktacular.


Those are pretty darn nice. My compliments to God and/or her plastic surgeon.
 
2014-04-17 01:30:22 PM  
They're real

/and they're spectacular
 
2014-04-17 01:44:00 PM  
your beard is weird
 
2014-04-17 03:04:13 PM  

ManateeGag: When the Mets, of all teams, are shellacking the home team, and it's that late in the game, thye really try to find something to talk about.  Ralph Kiner would go off on some weird tangents when the game was a blow out.


There will be a lot of teams having those moments when playing the Diamondbacks this year.

/When does Cards training camp start?
 
2014-04-17 04:47:01 PM  

desertgeek: There will be a lot of teams having those moments when playing the Diamondbacks this year.

/When does Cards training camp start?


Not soon enough, friend. Holy shiat the snakes are terrible this year.
 
2014-04-18 12:15:41 AM  
Hernandez had just written a book, I guess, and was doing a book signing. My dad brought my brother and I down and we brought our cards to sign. No perma-mint sealed rookie cards, just cards. We get to the front of the line and the agent says "He isn't signing cards, just books. You'll have to buy the book for each of them" at which point Hernandez said, "Forget that, give it here kids" and signed the cards.

Of course my brother stole that card and sold it later on in his misbegotten life. But I will for always remember and tell that story of Hernandez.

/Also, those were nice breasts.
//he also didn't say forget.
 
2014-04-18 08:23:28 AM  
I am a Cardinal fan.  I have been a Cardinal fan since about 1980;  Willie McGee is my favorite Cardinal of all time, although Yadi is stealing that mantle.

That being said, I despise Keith Hernandez.  In my opinion, he was traded from the Cardinals because he was a clubhouse poison. My totally biased opinion says that Keith was involved in illicit drugs.  I cant prove that but why dont you tell me why Keith was traded when he was was?
 
2014-04-18 09:56:07 AM  

bywillalone: My totally biased opinion says that Keith was involved in illicit drugs.


He's admitted as much many times.
 
2014-04-18 01:04:26 PM  

bywillalone: My totally biased opinion says that Keith was involved in illicit drugs.


Every professional baseball player in 1981 was involved in illicit drugs.
 
2014-04-18 01:08:15 PM  
 
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