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(CBS News)   OMG killer sponges discovered in California, we're all going to die   (cbsnews.com) divider line 56
    More: Scary, new species, California, Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute, sponges discovered, Oh-My-God particle, California coasts, submarines, parasites  
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2014-04-16 07:54:18 PM  
All will bow before me!

/Not Subby.
 
2014-04-16 08:00:45 PM  
I'm not worried, I don't think I'm sponge worthy.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-16 08:02:22 PM  

www.excusememe.com

 
2014-04-16 08:16:47 PM  
What's all this about killer spooge?
 
2014-04-16 08:23:33 PM  

Mugato: I'm not worried, I don't think I'm sponge worthy.


i.bnet.com

"We are the keeler spoonges. We want your poosee..."
 
2014-04-16 09:29:05 PM  
Scoff at this all you want but, at some day in the future, global warming will proceed apace and there will be reports of killer sponges crawling out of the water attacking sunbathers on isolated beaches and that's when Debbie Gibson and Tiffany really get busy.
 
2014-04-16 09:31:31 PM  
Those are loofahs, you assclowns.
 
2014-04-16 10:31:18 PM  
Now I've got a good excuse to never do the dishes again.
 
2014-04-16 11:06:05 PM  
heatherbrewer.com
 
2014-04-17 12:13:29 AM  
Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.
 
2014-04-17 12:14:50 AM  
Some of my best friends are sponges.
 
2014-04-17 12:16:22 AM  
Grools are nothing... just be glad it's not a bunch of Lanxes.

www.overduereview.com
 
2014-04-17 12:19:23 AM  

Mugato: I'm not worried, I don't think I'm sponge worthy.


kaynou.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-17 12:22:44 AM  

Prey4reign: Scoff at this all you want but, at some day in the future, global warming will proceed apace and there will be reports of killer sponges crawling out of the water attacking sunbathers on isolated beaches and that's when Debbie Gibson and Tiffany really get busy.


I don't have anything against Debbie Gibson and Tiffany getting busy if you know what I mean and I thing you do.

On the other hand, the article says they eat shrimp like creatures and I love shrimps so I'm having thoughts  of "kill-em all" fighting against milf lesbian action fighting each others.

I guess I can leave on a world without shrimps.
 
2014-04-17 12:23:18 AM  

GreenAdder: Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.


GreenAdder, the sponges migrated about a foot and a half.... =P
 
2014-04-17 12:23:19 AM  
thing => think
 
2014-04-17 12:23:22 AM  
This is a lot to absorb.
 
2014-04-17 12:24:20 AM  
Stupid scientists act like this is something new. I'm pretty sure I saw this movie on SyFy several years ago.
 
2014-04-17 12:24:47 AM  
I'll finally be able to put all four sides of my cheese grating tower to good use. Good sponge destroying use.
 
2014-04-17 12:28:57 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Those are loofahs, you assclowns.


Oompa Loofah the Ass Clown

/I smell a reality show
 
2014-04-17 12:29:31 AM  

MBooda: Mugato: I'm not worried, I don't think I'm sponge worthy.

[kaynou.files.wordpress.com image 364x314]


came for this....ewwwwww
 
2014-04-17 12:32:46 AM  
MBARI is awesome. That is all.
 
2014-04-17 12:38:48 AM  
Well, that sucks.
 
2014-04-17 12:39:39 AM  
God, when is Popeye's going to bring back the Crawfish festival?
 
2014-04-17 12:44:43 AM  
I thought they were called Entourages?
 
2014-04-17 12:47:37 AM  
Just because the food stamp lickers are sponging off the taxpayers doesn't mean that they should be called killers.
 
2014-04-17 12:53:10 AM  
img.fark.net
The apex predator. Quaver in fear of it, for it shall be the death of man.
 
2014-04-17 01:06:36 AM  
Smother the sponge, it will be fine.
i5.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-17 01:15:19 AM  
mlom.files.wordpress.com

Just wait until Christopher Walken releases the giant killer sponge.
 
2014-04-17 01:25:02 AM  
Let's face it, "sponge" is just a funny word.

Sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, baked beans and sponge.
 
2014-04-17 01:36:00 AM  
"The carnivorous sponges prey on shrimplike amphipods and other small sea creatures,"

Sucks out their precious bodily fluids?
 
2014-04-17 01:37:37 AM  
www.everydaynodaysoff.com
 
2014-04-17 01:41:53 AM  

Prey4reign: Scoff at this all you want but, at some day in the future, global warming will proceed apace and there will be reports of killer sponges crawling out of the water attacking sunbathers on isolated beaches and that's when Debbie Gibson and Tiffany really get busy.


img.fark.net

Go on...
 
2014-04-17 01:46:30 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Let's face it, "sponge" is just a funny word.

Sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, sponge, baked beans and sponge.



Funny.....funny how?  Like I'm a clown?  I'm supposed to amuse you?
 
2014-04-17 01:53:35 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-17 02:46:53 AM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Now I've got a good excuse to never do the dishes again.


My thought exactly!!
 
2014-04-17 03:34:53 AM  
Well, as long as they don't evolve a flight mechanism...

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-17 04:15:11 AM  
I was going to ask if they were homosexual sponges, but I can see we have that covered.
 
2014-04-17 04:20:55 AM  
Pffft,  they're no match for our killer tomatoes.
www.klownsasesinos.com
 
2014-04-17 04:31:00 AM  

Novart: I was going to ask if they were homosexual sponges, but I can see we have that covered.


Most sponges are hermaphrodites, and they do reproduce sexually so... kinda sorta? (Does that even count?)

/themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2014-04-17 07:33:36 AM  
web.mit.edu
 
2014-04-17 07:44:58 AM  

talkertopc: Prey4reign: Scoff at this all you want but, at some day in the future, global warming will proceed apace and there will be reports of killer sponges crawling out of the water attacking sunbathers on isolated beaches and that's when Debbie Gibson and Tiffany really get busy.

I don't have anything against Debbie Gibson and Tiffany getting busy if you know what I mean and I thing you do.

On the other hand, the article says they eat shrimp like creatures and I love shrimps so I'm having thoughts  of "kill-em all" fighting against milf lesbian action fighting each others.


Read my books, get both :)
 
2014-04-17 07:46:25 AM  
So that's what happened to the Malaysia flight.
 
2014-04-17 08:18:21 AM  

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

 
2014-04-17 08:34:46 AM  
Thanks for the pictures, article!!
 
2014-04-17 08:50:28 AM  

Boo_Guy: Pffft,  they're no match for our killer tomatoes.
[www.klownsasesinos.com image 512x384]



Which are no match for the Killer Condom
www.joergbuttgereit.com

/Actual movie
 
2014-04-17 09:02:32 AM  
Sponges: the natural enemy of the California hippie.
 
2014-04-17 09:15:20 AM  
I think we've known about the presence of women in California for quite some time.
 
2014-04-17 10:01:43 AM  

433: [www.excusememe.com image 500x373]


You win.
 
2014-04-17 10:25:13 AM  
How did they waterproof that Radio Shack Armitron?
 
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