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(NBC Miami)   Judges don't appreciate yawning in their courtroom - even less if they point it out and you respond with, "I don't care, man. I really don't care"   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 20
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2014-04-16 08:25:50 PM  
10 votes:
Judges are snotty children that demand far more respect than their position deserves.
2014-04-16 09:29:14 PM  
4 votes:
Just noting here that they often rouse these guys at 5am, no coffee and little time to prepare themselves before they're herded into a communal room to look at a camera and have their case heard.

Not excusing the guy's attitude, but to be fair, the judge gave attitude first.
2014-04-16 09:59:36 PM  
2 votes:

Keys dude: Judge is a dick? No he's not. Guy has 10 felony convictions, and he's on probation at the same time he did other crap to get more charges. Judge made the correct decision. I don't want this guy and his history victimizing other folks.


Just because I think the Judge is an @sshole does not mean I don't agree with his sentence. The Judge did one correct thing - the sentence. Still an @sshole, because of 'tude.

Fark him and is self-righteous bullshiat.
2014-04-16 09:52:17 PM  
2 votes:
Seriously people Judges are not paid to put with your shiat so annoy them at your own risk.
2014-04-16 09:43:23 PM  
2 votes:
Seriously, when a guy has  a criminal history that long... just drag them out back and shoot them.  I'm pretty sure he's proven beyond a doubt that he won't ever be a functioning, or safe, member of society.
2014-04-16 09:34:26 PM  
2 votes:
"Is there any reason, Wayne, why you should not be impaneled on this Grand Jury?"

"No. Actually, I'm perfect. I do not, for example, believe in a) indicting anyone without hearing from them or their attorney, b) nor do I believe in approving any plea bargain without Grand Jury consent and approval, and c) I strongly believe Grand Jury's have the right to fine, imprison, and strip law licenses from those court officials we deem unworthy. As you can see, your honor, I'm the perfect juror."
2014-04-16 11:25:51 PM  
1 votes:

KidneyStone: It doesn't matter what you think of judges. Don't fark with them, ever.

Dude was disrespectful. Not because he yawned but because he made sure the judge heard it. That's just ordering a dose of trouble with express shipping.


This right here. A yawn is a bodily function that can't always be suppressed... But this dude went out of his way to exaggerate the motion and the sound. It was a statement.
2014-04-16 10:37:56 PM  
1 votes:
It doesn't matter what you think of judges. Don't fark with them, ever.

Dude was disrespectful. Not because he yawned but because he made sure the judge heard it. That's just ordering a dose of trouble with express shipping.
2014-04-16 10:36:40 PM  
1 votes:

dr_blasto: Judges are snotty children that demand far more respect than their position deserves.


Sounds like someone's getting a little contempt-of-courtish. 30 days!
2014-04-16 10:16:18 PM  
1 votes:

Keys dude: Judge is a dick? No he's not. Guy has 10 felony convictions, and he's on probation at the same time he did other crap to get more charges. Judge made the correct decision. I don't want this guy and his history victimizing other folks.


He isn't a dick for being mean to the guy in general so much as getting pissed over yawning. I yawned three times watching that video before the guy did.
2014-04-16 09:53:03 PM  
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: dr_blasto: Judges are snotty children that demand far more respect than their position deserves.


Not all, but a scary amount are.


I'm beginning to learn, since my wife has been a GAL for a few years, is that the best tend to be young judges in juvenile courts where they can - and do - make a difference in a child's life.

The other courts? *shudder*
gja
2014-04-16 09:52:37 PM  
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: Keys dude: Judge is a dick? No he's not. Guy has 10 felony convictions, and he's on probation at the same time he did other crap to get more charges. Judge made the correct decision. I don't want this guy and his history victimizing other folks.

That's find, convict him on those grounds.  No need to get smarmy and complain about his yawning like a nitwit.

Calling the judge an over entitled power drunk dick has nothing to do with the defendant whatsoever.  It is not white knighting the criminal.  It's a case of stating they're both assholes.

dr_blasto: Judges are snotty children that demand far more respect than their position deserves.

Not all, but a scary amount are.


^^^THIS, all of THIS^^^
Far too many think they crap out diamonds, fart perfume and piss rose-water. And we should all be thankful for them sitting in their piss-ant robes while mentally felating their egos via their legalized power-trip.
Screw them. If a common human biological function such as a yawn offends you, methinks you are a teeny bit assholeish.
GBB
2014-04-16 09:50:19 PM  
1 votes:
OMG, I yawned 3 times during that video.  Big deal.  Judge seems somewhat surprised that the guy that clearly has no respect for laws also has no respect for the "court".

Too bad the con didn't have a fart brewing.  That would have been an excellent comeback to "I heard you yawn."

Frrrrt!  "Did you hear that, too?   Ain't technology grand?"
2014-04-16 09:48:56 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: Just noting here that they often rouse these guys at 5am, no coffee and little time to prepare themselves before they're herded into a communal room to look at a camera and have their case heard.

Not excusing the guy's attitude, but to be fair, the judge gave attitude first.


This. What, a guy, even a loser like this, can't even fu*king yawn?
2014-04-16 09:45:18 PM  
1 votes:

Keys dude: Judge is a dick? No he's not. Guy has 10 felony convictions, and he's on probation at the same time he did other crap to get more charges. Judge made the correct decision. I don't want this guy and his history victimizing other folks.


That's find, convict him on those grounds.  No need to get smarmy and complain about his yawning like a nitwit.

Calling the judge an over entitled power drunk dick has nothing to do with the defendant whatsoever.  It is not white knighting the criminal.  It's a case of stating they're both assholes.

dr_blasto: Judges are snotty children that demand far more respect than their position deserves.


Not all, but a scary amount are.
2014-04-16 09:43:14 PM  
1 votes:
"You may not respect the judge, but you *will* respect the law." (Translated from the legal)
2014-04-16 09:25:15 PM  
1 votes:
Judge is a dick? No he's not. Guy has 10 felony convictions, and he's on probation at the same time he did other crap to get more charges. Judge made the correct decision. I don't want this guy and his history victimizing other folks.
2014-04-16 09:20:04 PM  
1 votes:
Young man, go to prison and not care.
2014-04-16 09:16:09 PM  
1 votes:

dr_blasto: Judges are snotty children that demand far more respect than their position deserves.


I should make everybody stand up whenever I enter or exit my office.
2014-04-16 07:55:54 PM  
1 votes:
I know this is boring to you and you'd rather be out doing something else

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