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(WTOP)   "I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. Five stars"   (wtop.com ) divider line 21
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18144 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 11:11 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-16 11:19:29 PM  
7 votes:
My coworkers just generally call it "The Penis Cafe", while I prefer the more subtle "Phallus's Restaurant".
2014-04-16 11:49:56 PM  
4 votes:

emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls


Is it the weather?

picchore.com
2014-04-16 11:19:19 PM  
4 votes:
Pen is with a moustache?

www.blueskypapers.com
2014-04-16 10:14:53 PM  
3 votes:
What a penis with a moustache might look like:
upload.wikimedia.org
2014-04-16 08:08:41 PM  
3 votes:
Ballston

i62.tinypic.com

Ya ever been to Ballston?
2014-04-16 11:39:52 PM  
2 votes:
RAPE CULTURE
2014-04-16 11:31:02 PM  
2 votes:
Still not as bad as living inside some balls

republicofaustin.com
2014-04-16 11:29:34 PM  
2 votes:

The Loaf: My coworkers just generally call it "The Penis Cafe", while I prefer the more subtle "Phallus's Restaurant".


You can get anything you want .....
2014-04-16 11:22:48 PM  
2 votes:
Don't order the mashed potatoes.
2014-04-16 11:16:54 PM  
2 votes:
I like penises. I like mustaches. I like food. The genius that manages to combine all three? I would suck the spinach caught between his teeth out through his penis. They don't call me Twilight Hoover Mosquito Penis Breath IV for nothing.
2014-04-16 09:20:35 PM  
2 votes:
Don't ask what the hot dogs are made of.
2014-04-17 10:25:15 AM  
1 vote:
socialcafemag.com
2014-04-17 01:21:02 AM  
1 vote:

MBooda: fusillade762: Ballston

[i62.tinypic.com image 621x356]

Ya ever been to Ballston?

I grew up in Arlington and had never heard of "Ballston" until they built the metro station. Clarendon, Halls Hill, Courthouse, Rosslyn where my dad worked, these were all familiar places. But Ballston? Well, it provided a source for jokes appreciated by high school kids.


Subby fail.  Seriously, the place is named farking Ballston and you can't work that into the headline?
2014-04-17 12:47:06 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-17 12:40:12 AM  
1 vote:
I don't see it
2014-04-17 12:22:21 AM  
1 vote:

tinyarena: [s.mcstatic.com image 320x180]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...


reggiestake.files.wordpress.com
 

Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
2014-04-17 12:15:10 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Ballston

[i62.tinypic.com image 621x356]

Ya ever been to Ballston?


I grew up in Arlington and had never heard of "Ballston" until they built the metro station. Clarendon, Halls Hill, Courthouse, Rosslyn where my dad worked, these were all familiar places. But Ballston? Well, it provided a source for jokes appreciated by high school kids.
2014-04-16 11:40:23 PM  
1 vote:

emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls


We all do it for a few days until we are expelled into a vagina or Kleenex.
2014-04-16 11:26:53 PM  
1 vote:
Careful with their secret sauce.
2014-04-16 11:19:28 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: Twilight Hoover Mosquito Penis Breath IV


Fantastic Fark Handle/Band name
2014-04-16 09:32:52 PM  
1 vote:
Their symbol might be a cock and balls but the food tastes like ass.
 
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