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(WTOP)   "I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. Five stars"   ( divider line
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18160 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 11:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-17 01:21:02 AM  
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MBooda: fusillade762: Ballston

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Ya ever been to Ballston?

I grew up in Arlington and had never heard of "Ballston" until they built the metro station. Clarendon, Halls Hill, Courthouse, Rosslyn where my dad worked, these were all familiar places. But Ballston? Well, it provided a source for jokes appreciated by high school kids.

Subby fail.  Seriously, the place is named farking Ballston and you can't work that into the headline?
2014-04-16 11:49:56 PM  
1 vote:

emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls

Is it the weather?

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2014-04-16 11:40:23 PM  
1 vote:

emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls

We all do it for a few days until we are expelled into a vagina or Kleenex.
2014-04-16 11:29:34 PM  
1 vote:

The Loaf: My coworkers just generally call it "The Penis Cafe", while I prefer the more subtle "Phallus's Restaurant".

You can get anything you want .....
2014-04-16 11:26:53 PM  
1 vote:
Careful with their secret sauce.
2014-04-16 11:16:54 PM  
1 vote:
I like penises. I like mustaches. I like food. The genius that manages to combine all three? I would suck the spinach caught between his teeth out through his penis. They don't call me Twilight Hoover Mosquito Penis Breath IV for nothing.
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