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(WTOP)   "I have never eaten here but their logo is a PENIS WITH A MOUSTACHE. Five stars"   (wtop.com) divider line 54
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2014-04-16 08:08:41 PM  
Ballston

i62.tinypic.com

Ya ever been to Ballston?
 
2014-04-16 08:10:21 PM  
Let's give them something to toque about.
 
2014-04-16 09:20:35 PM  
Don't ask what the hot dogs are made of.
 
2014-04-16 09:32:52 PM  
Their symbol might be a cock and balls but the food tastes like ass.
 
2014-04-16 10:14:53 PM  
What a penis with a moustache might look like:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-16 11:16:54 PM  
I like penises. I like mustaches. I like food. The genius that manages to combine all three? I would suck the spinach caught between his teeth out through his penis. They don't call me Twilight Hoover Mosquito Penis Breath IV for nothing.
 
2014-04-16 11:19:19 PM  
Pen is with a moustache?

www.blueskypapers.com
 
2014-04-16 11:19:28 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Twilight Hoover Mosquito Penis Breath IV


Fantastic Fark Handle/Band name
 
2014-04-16 11:19:29 PM  
My coworkers just generally call it "The Penis Cafe", while I prefer the more subtle "Phallus's Restaurant".
 
2014-04-16 11:22:24 PM  

brap: Let's give them something to toque about.


Clever!
 
2014-04-16 11:22:48 PM  
Don't order the mashed potatoes.
 
2014-04-16 11:26:53 PM  
Careful with their secret sauce.
 
2014-04-16 11:29:30 PM  

uncleacid: Don't order the mashed potatoes.


The steamed trouser trout isn't bad. Just a bit on the gamey side, though.
 
2014-04-16 11:29:34 PM  

The Loaf: My coworkers just generally call it "The Penis Cafe", while I prefer the more subtle "Phallus's Restaurant".


You can get anything you want .....
 
2014-04-16 11:30:24 PM  
Tom Sietsema?
 
2014-04-16 11:31:00 PM  
Are they serving the Filipino delicacy called "Soup Number 5"?
 
2014-04-16 11:31:02 PM  
Still not as bad as living inside some balls

republicofaustin.com
 
2014-04-16 11:31:55 PM  
"...he didn't notice the sign at first, until he was walking from the Ballston Metro..."

Well of course he did.
 
2014-04-16 11:39:52 PM  
RAPE CULTURE
 
2014-04-16 11:40:23 PM  

emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls


We all do it for a few days until we are expelled into a vagina or Kleenex.
 
2014-04-16 11:42:56 PM  

The Loaf: My coworkers just generally call it "The Penis Cafe", while I prefer the more subtle "Phallus's Restaurant".


How is that more subtle?

More refined? Sure. But not more subtle.
 
2014-04-16 11:49:09 PM  

WordsnCollision: Pen is with a moustache?

[www.blueskypapers.com image 357x245]


Those aren't as useful as the Penis Mightier.

ct.fra.bz
 
2014-04-16 11:49:15 PM  

cgraves67: emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls

We all do it for a few days until we are expelled into a vagina or Kleenex.


Or a mouth or on a face or on a tramp stamp... The list is endless.
 
2014-04-16 11:49:47 PM  
You can get anything you want at... Oh. Now you get it.
 
2014-04-16 11:49:56 PM  

emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls


Is it the weather?

picchore.com
 
2014-04-17 12:00:50 AM  
s.mcstatic.com
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
 
2014-04-17 12:14:54 AM  
I guess somebody told them to go eat a bag of dicks.
 
2014-04-17 12:15:10 AM  

fusillade762: Ballston

[i62.tinypic.com image 621x356]

Ya ever been to Ballston?


I grew up in Arlington and had never heard of "Ballston" until they built the metro station. Clarendon, Halls Hill, Courthouse, Rosslyn where my dad worked, these were all familiar places. But Ballston? Well, it provided a source for jokes appreciated by high school kids.
 
2014-04-17 12:22:21 AM  

tinyarena: [s.mcstatic.com image 320x180]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...


reggiestake.files.wordpress.com
 

Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
 
2014-04-17 12:25:38 AM  
 
2014-04-17 12:37:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 12:40:12 AM  
I don't see it
 
2014-04-17 12:43:55 AM  

poot_rootbeer: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/150/8/8/Clinic_Ogenki_by_black t ear_ale.jpg (NSFW cosplay)


I..wait..what?
 
2014-04-17 12:47:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-17 01:09:45 AM  
Now I'll have to take down my wind sock.
 
2014-04-17 01:21:02 AM  

MBooda: fusillade762: Ballston

[i62.tinypic.com image 621x356]

Ya ever been to Ballston?

I grew up in Arlington and had never heard of "Ballston" until they built the metro station. Clarendon, Halls Hill, Courthouse, Rosslyn where my dad worked, these were all familiar places. But Ballston? Well, it provided a source for jokes appreciated by high school kids.


Subby fail.  Seriously, the place is named farking Ballston and you can't work that into the headline?
 
2014-04-17 01:48:46 AM  

MustardTiger: cgraves67: emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls

We all do it for a few days until we are expelled into a vagina or Kleenex.

Or a mouth or on a face or on a tramp stamp... The list is endless.


Alright, we're gonna need a show of hands here...how many of you farkers are the result of a facial?
 
2014-04-17 01:50:05 AM  

Rezurok: MustardTiger: cgraves67: emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls

We all do it for a few days until we are expelled into a vagina or Kleenex.

Or a mouth or on a face or on a tramp stamp... The list is endless.

Alright, we're gonna need a show of hands here...how many of you farkers are the result of a facial?


Or from a kleenex.
 
2014-04-17 03:14:51 AM  

tinyarena: Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...


Hey wait a second. Is that Clint Howard!?
 
2014-04-17 03:29:17 AM  

emersonbiggins: Still not as bad as living inside some balls

[republicofaustin.com image 850x447]


I live In Terrell, so that would place me somewhere around the taint, perhaps entering the orbit of the clenched sphincter of East Texas. So, fairly good metaphorical picture there, emerson.
 
2014-04-17 06:29:03 AM  
OH!

I just saw it! The top of the guys head is the cock ring!

That took a while, all I could see was the cock with a moustache and a cock ring half way up for AGES!

maniacalclown: Hey wait a second. Is that Clint Howard!?


I misread that. You said clint didn`t you.

It`s amazing how, when your eyesight is going li looks like a u...
 
2014-04-17 06:42:51 AM  
It's been done.

assets.cantbeunseen.com
 
2014-04-17 08:07:30 AM  
So the logo is Mario?  I think that would run into a trademark problem somewhere along the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBGhWYGVp8Q
 
2014-04-17 08:09:45 AM  
Just don't ask for a cappuccino
 
2014-04-17 08:41:50 AM  
www.mentalfloss.com

Logo isn't that great, but the name...oh the name.

/I ate there before, and told the guy he should sell shirts...he looked surprised, as if no one would buy them
 
2014-04-17 09:38:02 AM  
can I get a bag of dicks to go ?
 
2014-04-17 09:40:39 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-17 09:41:16 AM  

ElLoco: uncleacid: Don't order the mashed potatoes.

The steamed trouser trout isn't bad. Just a bit on the gamey side, though.


Any word on how the tube steak is?
 
2014-04-17 09:48:19 AM  

fusillade762: Ballston

[i62.tinypic.com image 621x356]

Ya ever been to Ballston?


I drop by about twice a year, yes.
 
2014-04-17 10:15:58 AM  

cyberspacedout: tinyarena: [s.mcstatic.com image 320x180]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

[reggiestake.files.wordpress.com image 400x170]
 

Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...


WIN
 
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