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16980 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 9:37 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-16 09:48:16 PM  
3 votes:
Also unimpressed:
2014-04-16 09:54:58 PM  
2 votes:
2014-04-16 09:49:45 PM  
2 votes:
Amateur. That Pakistani baby beat a damn murder rap.
2014-04-16 11:43:01 PM  
1 vote:
2014-04-16 11:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
I hope my kids don't do this.  I really wish someone here would give me parenting advice.  Preferably someone who doesn't have kids or any experience in raising them
2014-04-16 10:19:27 PM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: Who names a boy Jodine?  That's just asking for trouble.

Jodine, Jodine, Jodine JODINE!
2014-04-16 10:13:47 PM  
1 vote:
Where's the obligatory "not my little angel" comment from his neglectful mother?
2014-04-16 10:01:29 PM  
1 vote:
I bought myself a knife while on a first grade field trip to the Stuttgart Zoo.  Even borrowed a couple pfennigs from the chaperone...  It was a horribly cheap little piece of souvenir trash.

Did get into trouble, teacher took it away and drove me home to meet with my parents.  I was given it back about a year later, along with a decent Swiss Army knife.
2014-04-16 09:52:10 PM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: Who names a boy Jodine?  That's just asking for trouble.

Jodine is the name of the female reporter, not the boy.
2014-04-16 09:44:18 PM  
1 vote:
This is Obama's Kristallnacht
2014-04-16 09:44:16 PM  
1 vote:
Approves, but is not impressed yet.
2014-04-16 09:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
if he didn't yell out "don't make me cut a biatch!" at his seat mate, then I've lost all faith in the future fathers of our country.
2014-04-16 08:41:18 PM  
1 vote:
For once the response sounds reasonable.....
2014-04-16 08:10:15 PM  
1 vote:

Looks like one of those high-capacity assault knives.
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