Because People in power are Stupid: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x864]You know you would.
Kuoxasar: Instinct? How else did Ugg and Uggette cut the umbilical cord? Maybe they discovered scissors shortly after that fateful obelisk incident.Yes, obelisk. That's how it was in the book.
Ryker's Peninsula: I think the real victim here is the maid that has to clean up that room.
bunner: So, how's that "expanding your horizons with drug use" thing working out, 60 years in, America?
Nidiot: Drugs aren't the problem
Enormous-Schwanstucker: /hungry...and jealous
AliceBToklasLives: bunner: So, how's that "expanding your horizons with drug use" thing working out, 60 years in, America?60?Excuse me. I think I'll take some Laudanum while i formulate a response. And you might think clearer with a little cocaine; according to Dr. Freud it's a miracle drug.
Herr Morgenstern: Do umbilical cords not have nerves in them? I really don't know and I'm curious.
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