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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Understatement of the Week: "So then I'm driving to work, bleeding all over the place, thinking, this is crazy I have a Chihuahua in the front seat, a great horned owl in the back seat. This is not normal"   ( divider line
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5940 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 8:28 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-16 06:34:17 PM  
6 votes:
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.....

2014-04-16 09:40:35 PM  
4 votes:
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2014-04-16 08:43:42 PM  
3 votes:
I don't know how anyone has a Chihuahua in Alaska.

It's like you're TRYING to feed the wildlife.
2014-04-16 10:17:43 PM  
2 votes:

worlddan: MFAWG: That sounds fairly not too weird for Alaska, honestly.

My initial reaction was....wait a second lady, you live in Homer Alaska, that in and of itself is not normal.

And you don't keep chihuahuas as "pets" in Alaska; they are "emergency food rations".

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2014-04-16 09:03:06 PM  
2 votes:

The owl died.

So what do you think will happen in the next episode?

Will the owl's family seek revenge?

Will Graywing the King of the Great Horned Owls fly north to mediate a treaty?

Who will take advantage and have sex with the chihuahua while it is scared and vulnerable in its convalescence?

If the mom gets the opportunity, will she kill herself?

Will anyone make flowers on anyone in the next three weeks?

Will the good Samaritan marry the vet? If so, will the vet be poisoned at the wedding?


That article was well written. Would read again.
2014-04-16 08:48:18 PM  
2 votes:
But on meth, it is.
2014-04-17 07:33:51 AM  
1 vote:
So who gets the owl, me or the dog?

(should have called a bambulance).
2014-04-16 09:54:14 PM  
1 vote:
Feeding a predator is about the only use I can think of for a chihuahua.
2014-04-16 08:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-16 08:30:52 PM  
1 vote:
That sounds fairly not too weird for Alaska, honestly.
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