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(Boing Boing)   Aawww: Monkeys sometimes grieve for dead mates. Eewww: Through necrophilia   (boingboing.net) divider line 29
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2014-04-16 03:46:44 PM  
They are so much like us.
 
2014-04-16 04:23:05 PM  
I had a crow die on my back 40 a few years ago.  A murder of crows took up residence in the nearby trees and cried sad mournful cries, all. Day. Long.

I finally figured out what was going on and buried the body.  Farewell, crows.
 
2014-04-16 04:25:59 PM  
I had a crow die on my back 40 a few years ago.  A murder of crows

Well there's your problem...
 
2014-04-16 04:47:30 PM  
Necrophilia - the urge to crack open a cold one.
 
2014-04-16 04:59:42 PM  
Meh. Penguins are into homo-necro-paedo-rape, the sick farks.

Hope all you Linux fanboys can take a second to reflect on that.

/jk
 
2014-04-16 05:12:40 PM  
I'd be open-minded to you having sex with my dead body. If you found me having shot myself in the head.
 
2014-04-16 05:33:46 PM  
They also eat other monkeys.
 
2014-04-16 05:38:22 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: They are so much like us.


Yeah, but we are smart enough to keep sprinkling lime on the corpse to get a few more weeks of fun time before we have to dispo.....What? Why are you guys looking at me like that?
 
2014-04-16 05:40:56 PM  

jaylectricity: I'd be open-minded to you having sex with my dead body. If you found me having shot myself in the head.


Please, at least have forethought to use a twelve gauge slug so I can save money lube.
/skull chaffing can really ruin your day
 
2014-04-16 06:02:20 PM  

gas giant: jaylectricity: I'd be open-minded to you having sex with my dead body. If you found me having shot myself in the head.

Please, at least have forethought to use a twelve gauge slug so I can save money lube.
/skull chaffing can really ruin your day


I watch enough television I have goo for brains.
 
2014-04-16 06:17:57 PM  
I love the dead before they're cold,
Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.
I love the dead before they rise,
No farewells, no goodbyes.
I never even knew your now-rotting face.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave.
I have other uses for you, Darling.
 
2014-04-16 06:27:59 PM  
different meaning of poke-it-with-a-stick.
 
2014-04-16 06:34:44 PM  
Playmate of the Apes?
 
2014-04-16 06:55:11 PM  

iron de havilland: Meh. Penguins are into homo-necro-paedo-rape, the sick farks.

Hope all you Linux fanboys can take a second to reflect on that.

/jk


I drew the manna.
 
2014-04-16 06:57:02 PM  

Your Hind Brain: I love the dead before they're cold,
Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.
I love the dead before they rise,
No farewells, no goodbyes.
I never even knew your now-rotting face.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave.
I have other uses for you, Darling.


Went down to the cemetary,
Looking for love,
Got there and my baby was buried,
Had to dig her up.
 
2014-04-16 06:59:22 PM  

Ghastly: iron de havilland: Meh. Penguins are into homo-necro-paedo-rape, the sick farks.

Hope all you Linux fanboys can take a second to reflect on that.

/jk

I drew the manna.


Manga... I drew the manga, god dammit. Learn more words Android!
 
2014-04-16 07:16:43 PM  

Ghastly: Ghastly: iron de havilland: Meh. Penguins are into homo-necro-paedo-rape, the sick farks.

Hope all you Linux fanboys can take a second to reflect on that.

/jk

I drew the manna.

Manga... I drew the manga, god dammit. Learn more words Android!


Just wait until you accidentally get funeral replaced with futa when sending condolences...
 
2014-04-16 07:20:15 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I had a crow die on my back 40 a few years ago.  A murder of crows took up residence in the nearby trees and cried sad mournful cries, all. Day. Long.

I finally figured out what was going on and buried the body.  Farewell, crows.


You should read this book: The Animal Dialogues

It's got a particularly relevant story about ravens.
 
2014-04-16 07:20:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Playmate of the Apes?


Going Down Beneath the Playmate of the Apes...the revolting sequel.

"Goddamn you all to hell ermmph mmph mmph".
 
2014-04-16 07:44:09 PM  
Nah, they just wanted a drink. So they cracked open a cold one.
 
2014-04-16 07:47:57 PM  
writelife.net

She's dead, Jim...but still warm. Flip for her?
 
2014-04-16 08:03:21 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-16 08:15:40 PM  
I never thought I'd have a reason to post this one:

http://www.ted.com/talks/kees_moeliker_how_a_dead_duck_changed_my_li fe
 
2014-04-16 08:25:07 PM  
But can they do it in front of a bonobo daycare?
 
2014-04-16 08:35:39 PM  

question_dj: Marcus Aurelius: I had a crow die on my back 40 a few years ago.  A murder of crows took up residence in the nearby trees and cried sad mournful cries, all. Day. Long.

I finally figured out what was going on and buried the body.  Farewell, crows.

You should read this book: The Animal Dialogues

It's got a particularly relevant story about ravens.


I just picked it up on my Kindle.  Thanks for the tip.
 
2014-04-16 09:10:44 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I had a crow die on my back 40 a few years ago.  A murder of crows took up residence in the nearby trees and cried sad mournful cries, all. Day. Long.

I finally figured out what was going on and buried the body.  Farewell, crows.


Better hope they don't think you had anything to do with its death, otherwise, you're a marked man now.

http://www.livescience.com/14819-crows-learn-dangerous-faces.html
 
2014-04-16 09:38:58 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 480x270]


I don't know where that comes from, but I'm laughing like a crazy person.
 
2014-04-17 04:06:41 AM  
Well maybe monkeyblogic figures there's only one way to be sure? Sick fark's.
 
2014-04-17 06:44:03 AM  
I was in Milan a few years ago, saw a pigeon farking a dead pigeon, its head was completely mushed, and there was yer man, going like the clappers. having a grand old time. There were 2 or 3 other pigeons standing to the side, patiently waiting their turn. Damned horny Italians.
 
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