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(Daily Mail)   Today's headline: Man so petrified of the Kardashians that the sight of semi-naked Kim on TV makes him vomit with disgust (Some Not safe for work content in article's sidebar)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2014-04-16 02:13:49 PM  
Nice Macklemore haircut weirdo.
 
2014-04-16 02:18:53 PM  
More like makes my penis vomit.
 
2014-04-16 02:18:58 PM  
The thought of the sight of a semi-naked Kim Kardassian makes me vomit with disgust.
 
2014-04-16 02:21:49 PM  
set fire to your cable box.
 
2014-04-16 02:26:17 PM  
Mike says, 'I was raised Catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay.

Ohhhhhh that makes sense.

What doesn't make sense is why they needed so many pictures of the dude acting scared. I doubt any of those pictures will be captioned.
 
2014-04-16 02:26:31 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Icky-wicky-ick-ickypoo!
I am sooo gonna yak my snacks, girlfriend!
Totes vomies all over my new shoes!
 
2014-04-16 02:33:51 PM  
Maybe he's a Bajoran .
 
2014-04-16 02:35:41 PM  
What's the big deal?  Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.
 
2014-04-16 02:39:35 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: What's the big deal?  Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.


So he was scared gay?
 
2014-04-16 03:59:03 PM  
his hair evokes a similar response with me
 
2014-04-16 03:59:59 PM  
Then why does he have a big old cardboard cut-out of her?
 
2014-04-16 04:02:27 PM  
Just think of the huge brown star fish surrounded by those kinky tight black curls of ripe dingleberry bush hidden in that steamy crevasse of cottage cheese. Waiting, with it's potential to open up and discharge a frothy Santorum of putrid, half-digested chocolate covered cherries, and fruit cup.
 
2014-04-16 04:04:06 PM  
If that's the case, he just might be the gayest man in America.


/NTTAWWT
 
2014-04-16 04:06:41 PM  

littlett's: Then why does he have a big old cardboard cut-out of her?


He's also a masochist.
 
2014-04-16 04:12:36 PM  
If this is what passes for journalism, please kill yourself Britain.
 
2014-04-16 04:14:55 PM  
I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but I doubt the journalistic integrity of this piece.

This is stretching it even for The Daily Mail.
 
2014-04-16 04:15:52 PM  
He looks like Owen WIlson's twink little brother.
 
2014-04-16 04:21:18 PM  
He's afraid to seek professional help because he fears he will be made fun of. The logical solution is to have his tale of woe told by The Mal in an astoundingly long story complete with numerous photos of him reacting to Kardashian images.

That said, he's kind of cute and I like the drama queens.
 
2014-04-16 04:21:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: What's the big deal?  Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.

So he was scared gay?


seriously he is gayer than four guys blowing five guys or something. He has serious, serious issues... also he is gay. Which it totally fine. ... serious issues.
 
2014-04-16 04:24:05 PM  

Mind of the North Star: If that's the case, he just might be the gayest man in America.


/NTTAWWT


The only difference between her face and a Real Doll's, is the Real Doll is more lifelike.
 
2014-04-16 04:27:29 PM  
This reminds me of a line from Hamlet: The lady doth protest too much methinks.
 
2014-04-16 04:28:25 PM  

elev8meL8r: littlett's: Then why does he have a big old cardboard cut-out of her?
He's also a masochist.


Bulimic. You know how gay guys are about their bodies.
 
2014-04-16 04:30:46 PM  

vudukungfu: Just think of the huge brown star fish surrounded by those kinky tight black curls of ripe dingleberry bush hidden in that steamy crevasse of cottage cheese. Waiting, with it's potential to open up and discharge a frothy Santorum of putrid, half-digested chocolate covered cherries, and fruit cup.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-16 04:33:31 PM  
Shouldn't the headline start with "Everyman"?
 
2014-04-16 04:34:26 PM  

airsupport: I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but I doubt the journalistic integrity of this piece.

This is stretching it even for The Daily Mail.


Wow, I've never seen "the daily mail" and "integrity" used in the same post before.
 
2014-04-16 04:34:36 PM  
You don't have to be a gay man to find them all disgusting. I wish the Kardashians would all die in a plane crash, so I never had to see or hear any of those stupid ugly fat biatches again. I don't know why people think they are pretty at all. They aren't. Just look at the cardboard cut out, her eyes aren't even symmetrical.
 
2014-04-16 04:34:45 PM  

Mugato: Maybe he's a Bajoran .


Well played, sir.

/tugs ear
 
2014-04-16 04:55:07 PM  
You know what?  If I didn't like the Kardashians (I don't), I would not watch the Kardashians (I don't).  What i wouldn't do is run to the nearest "reporter" and tell them watching the Kardashians makes my physically ill.  I would, and have flip the channel.

I live in the United States and am successfully avoiding the Kardashians.  I would think it would be even easier to avoid them in the UK, unless you are a mentally deficient attention whore.

/cut the cable in 2010
//Doesn't watch entertainment "news"
///slash!
 
2014-04-16 05:01:50 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: What's the big deal?  Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.


What?  Is this true?

I'm straight, but I'm not afraid or disgusted by a mouth-watering penis.
 
2014-04-16 05:14:35 PM  

AeAe: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: What's the big deal?  Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.

What?  Is this true?

I'm straight, but I'm not afraid or disgusted by a mouth-watering penis.


Does not compute.
 
2014-04-16 05:15:11 PM  
DNRTFA, but just going by the photos I would classify his disease as "Attention Whore."

He's probably revolted by Kim K. because any one of those hates to see another one of those on the same planet, especially a more successful one.
 
2014-04-16 05:15:51 PM  
AeAe: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: What's the big deal? Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.

What? Is this true?

I'm straight, but I'm not afraid or disgusted by a mouth-watering penis.


No it's entirely untrue. Those not interested in women's fun parts are just...not interested in women's fun parts. It's like, "Oh, it's a mons pubis. Whatever. Let me know when it's gone." It's not as if they say either, "OMFG! A mons pubis!. I feel nauseous. Get me my voimit bag. I'm going blind! Deep breaths! Deep breaths." or "OMFG! A MONS PUBIS!. I'll stare at it until I see the face of the creator in it. Oh Glorious Day!"

They simply...don't care.
 
2014-04-16 05:23:21 PM  
I don't care if this is a put-on.  This is freaking hilarious.
 
2014-04-16 05:27:23 PM  

Sinbox: AeAe: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: What's the big deal? Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.

What? Is this true?

I'm straight, but I'm not afraid or disgusted by a mouth-watering penis.

No it's entirely untrue. Those not interested in women's fun parts are just...not interested in women's fun parts. It's like, "Oh, it's a mons pubis. Whatever. Let me know when it's gone." It's not as if they say either, "OMFG! A mons pubis!. I feel nauseous. Get me my voimit bag. I'm going blind! Deep breaths! Deep breaths." or "OMFG! A MONS PUBIS!. I'll stare at it until I see the face of the creator in it. Oh Glorious Day!"

They simply...don't care.


Not entirely true. There are gay men that are just grossed out by the thought of it. I had a discussion about that just the other day with several very gay men.
 
2014-04-16 05:41:31 PM  
Cost him a girlfriend?

Um.....no.
That wasn't it.
 
2014-04-16 05:42:18 PM  
I see that DailyFail has soared to new depths with their "journalism". Seriously, could we at least get ONE picture of the dude showing how afraid he was of Kim Kardashian? They had nothing in TFA that conveyed that...

If this wasn't such a farking stupid POS "article", I could at least sympathize with the dude. I get weird anxiety attacks, I get angry at weird stuff like the long, drawn out gurgling sound of water, or a beer or something being poured into a glass. I can't pick up cotton balls. I can't go through a revolving door if there is ANY other option. If I'm in a crowded place and don't have at least one clear lane to 'escape' through, I get freaked out.

But with all of the stupid "drama faces" in this article, I'd rather just punch the dumbass in the nuts and go on my way.
 
2014-04-16 05:48:57 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Not entirely true. There are gay men that are just grossed out by the thought of it. I had a discussion about that just the other day with several very gay men.


That was, coincidentally, also a topic a while ago at a gathering with a handful of proudly out men and ladies in attendance. The concensus was...they didn't care. They exhibited the normal rules of decorum on those rare occurrences when they were in the presence of naked (opposite of what they are). Basically "turn your back or leave the confined area until whatever's uncovered is covered again, then get on with your life/day." On movies/tv: just grin and bear it until the scene's done (or leave/avert gaze)(or MST3K it).
 
2014-04-16 06:19:47 PM  
Except for certain Iranian women, we're all semi-naked
 
2014-04-16 06:32:54 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: scottydoesntknow: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: What's the big deal?  Gay men are often afraid of/disgusted by the vag, and he admits this started after see her vag on video.

So he was scared gay?

seriously he is gayer than four guys blowing five guys or something. He has serious, serious issues... also he is gay. Which it totally fine. ... serious issues.


Gay men across the world are rising up in unison and screaming, "Man up, Nancy!"

There's "gay" and then there's "snowflake gay"
 
2014-04-16 07:42:04 PM  

Zombie DJ: Cost him a girlfriend?

Um.....no.
That wasn't it.


It was a typo, they meant to write "it cost him a girl friend".
 
2014-04-16 08:15:37 PM  

vudukungfu: Just think of the huge brown star fish surrounded by those kinky tight black curls of ripe dingleberry bush hidden in that steamy crevasse of cottage cheese. Waiting, with it's potential to open up and discharge a frothy Santorum of putrid, half-digested chocolate covered cherries, and fruit cup.


I'd rather not, if you don't mind.
 
2014-04-16 11:27:02 PM  
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2014-04-17 10:10:27 AM  
Her butt kind of makes me want to throw up.
 
2014-04-17 12:21:51 PM  
The only difference between this Liberace clone and the basement mutants that have suicidal breakdowns every time a chick without a boybutt is linked here is that this poor guy is at least honest about his orientation.
 
2014-04-17 12:28:09 PM  

vudukungfu: Just think of the huge brown star fish surrounded by those kinky tight black curls of ripe dingleberry bush hidden in that steamy crevasse of cottage cheese. Waiting, with it's potential to open up and discharge a frothy Santorum of putrid, half-digested chocolate covered cherries, and fruit cup.


Either you're the same gay guy from that article or you're copy/pasting something directly from his diaries. That was way too detailed and emotional to be written by a normal dude.
 
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