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(Newser)   New study reveals when men become grumpy -- our money was on "whenever they start seriously wondering if Cialis is right for them"   ( newser.com) divider line
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2014-04-16 02:47:44 PM  
Everyone should try Cialis once, even if you don't need it.  I was going through a stressful time, and the stress made it hard to fully perform, which just added another source of stress in my life.

Cialis isn't like Viagra, you don't pop a pill and get a raging hardon for an hour and then it goes away.  The best way to describe Cialis was for about 48 hours, it made me 14 again. The slightest sexual thought or physical stimulation would make me start getting hard.
 
2014-04-16 05:03:11 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Everyone should try Cialis once, even if you don't need it.  I was going through a stressful time, and the stress made it hard to fully perform, which just added another source of stress in my life.

Cialis isn't like Viagra, you don't pop a pill and get a raging hardon for an hour and then it goes away.  The best way to describe Cialis was for about 48 hours, it made me 14 again. The slightest sexual thought or physical stimulation would make me start getting hard.


...this...plus Username...not sure if fap?
 
2014-04-16 05:48:04 PM  
I get grumpy at repeats with weak headlines
 
2014-04-16 05:48:12 PM  
Are you confident in your ability to be ready? It could be a question of blood flow.
 
2014-04-16 05:49:05 PM  
Reading that made me irritated and grumpy and I'm nowhere near 70.
 
2014-04-16 05:50:41 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Everyone should try Cialis once, even if you don't need it.  I was going through a stressful time, and the stress made it hard to fully perform, which just added another source of stress in my life.

Cialis isn't like Viagra, you don't pop a pill and get a raging hardon for an hour and then it goes away.  The best way to describe Cialis was for about 48 hours, it made me 14 again. The slightest sexual thought or physical stimulation would make me start getting hard.


Hmm..

/ taking notes ..
 
2014-04-16 05:51:21 PM  
Generally, I've found that grumpiness and flatulence go together.
 
2014-04-16 05:53:17 PM  
if you need cialis so you can masturbate to porn, you're not going to cure 'grumpy' with cialis.
 
2014-04-16 05:53:27 PM  
I heard Grumpy did Snow White.
 
2014-04-16 05:59:45 PM  
48 here.  It's not a matter of being grumpy, I just have a much lower tolerance for BS.
 
2014-04-16 06:04:29 PM  
A few years ago I took a Cialis when I started dating a new special lady friend. Just for kicks, you know? I took the 20mg pill.

Rookie maneuver. I was like a walking sundial for the entire weekend. If the wind gently changed directions, if the rumbling from the car's engine, her cat purred to loudly or, well, pretty much anything happened BANG! - hard on.

Oh sure we put me to good use, no doubt. But we kinda both walked funny come Sunday night. Great weekend.

/Word to the wise - save some money & cut those farkers in 1/4 pieces for your next weekend getaway.
//YMMV
//I am Thor! You're Thor? I'm tho Thor I can hardly pith!
 
2014-04-16 06:05:22 PM  
I kept getting frustrated because I thought that was an incomplete sentence.
/THEY DO WHAT WHEN THEYRE GRUMPY
 
2014-04-16 06:05:31 PM  
I'm only 44 and I'm grumpy. Maybe if everyone wasn't so farking stupid I wouldn't be grumpy all the time.
 
2014-04-16 06:08:55 PM  

Devolving_Spud: 48 here.  It's not a matter of being grumpy, I just have a much lower tolerance for BS.


Could be gas.
 
2014-04-16 06:10:03 PM  
Mr. H gets grumpy when he's hungry. I started carrying food in my purse when we have long days away from home. When he starts to get snappish, I hand him string cheese or a piece of fruit. (because we are both over 50, and Snickers are not a good regular choice).
 
2014-04-16 06:13:17 PM  
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2014-04-16 06:15:11 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Everyone should try Cialis once, even if you don't need it.  I was going through a stressful time, and the stress made it hard to fully perform, which just added another source of stress in my life.

Cialis isn't like Viagra, you don't pop a pill and get a raging hardon for an hour and then it goes away.  The best way to describe Cialis was for about 48 hours, it made me 14 again. The slightest sexual thought or physical stimulation would make me start getting hard.


no doubt, I second this. I'm getting to the age where I can still perform, but a 5mg Cialis rocks me back to my teenage years. It puts some bang back into the sex life. My even prompts me if we know we have time for a "sexy" weekend. Talk to your doctor, she had no problem giving me a prescription.
 
2014-04-16 06:21:12 PM  

DeaH: Mr. H gets grumpy when he's hungry. I started carrying food in my purse when we have long days away from home. When he starts to get snappish, I hand him string cheese or a piece of fruit. (because we are both over 50, and Snickers are not a good regular choice).


I don't think we would get along.
 
2014-04-16 06:24:32 PM  
Wondering why giant redwood trees aren't suddenly shooting out of your yard? Maybe it's time for Cialis.
 
2014-04-16 06:33:15 PM  

CruJones: I get grumpy at repeats with weak headlines


You seem to be grumpy in general.
 
2014-04-16 06:39:07 PM  
Let me guess:

It's 70.
 
2014-04-16 06:43:53 PM  

MrHappyRotter: CruJones: I get grumpy at repeats with weak headlines

You seem to be grumpy in general.


My grumpiness set in around 35
 
2014-04-16 06:50:15 PM  
Any word when "Not So Grump"iness sets in?

/1, 2, 3, 4, I got Youtube Reference
 
2014-04-16 07:00:58 PM  
I get grumpy at 6:30am everyday. It lasts till about 8pm.
 
2014-04-16 07:03:24 PM  
media.heavy.com
 
2014-04-16 07:03:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-16 07:13:23 PM  
I got grumpy shortly after saying, "I do."

/getting grumpier every day.
 
2014-04-16 07:14:10 PM  
I prefer crotchety
 
2014-04-16 07:20:52 PM  

twomutts: I got grumpy shortly after saying, "I do."

/getting grumpier every day.


There's this thing called divorce. It might be right for you.
 
2014-04-16 07:27:50 PM  

mama2tnt: DeaH: Mr. H gets grumpy when he's hungry. I started carrying food in my purse when we have long days away from home. When he starts to get snappish, I hand him string cheese or a piece of fruit. (because we are both over 50, and Snickers are not a good regular choice).

I don't think we would get along.


Are you over 50? What's your secret to saying healthy with Snickers as a regular part of your diet?
 
2014-04-16 08:55:08 PM  

DeaH: mama2tnt: DeaH: Mr. H gets grumpy when he's hungry. I started carrying food in my purse when we have long days away from home. When he starts to get snappish, I hand him string cheese or a piece of fruit. (because we are both over 50, and Snickers are not a good regular choice).

I don't think we would get along.

Are you over 50? What's your secret to saying healthy with Snickers as a regular part of your diet?


OMG you can't have Snickers when you get over 50? Nobody warned me of this. No wonder people get grumpy.
 
2014-04-16 09:37:34 PM  

Nidiot: DeaH: mama2tnt: DeaH: Mr. H gets grumpy when he's hungry. I started carrying food in my purse when we have long days away from home. When he starts to get snappish, I hand him string cheese or a piece of fruit. (because we are both over 50, and Snickers are not a good regular choice).

I don't think we would get along.

Are you over 50? What's your secret to saying healthy with Snickers as a regular part of your diet?

OMG you can't have Snickers when you get over 50? Nobody warned me of this. No wonder people get grumpy.


You can have them, but they become an occasional treat. And, since the number of calories (and the amount of sodium, sugars, and fat) you should consume after fifty drops, the balance of the good stuff takes up a lot more of the calories if you don't want to get fat, develop heart disease, or become diabetic.

Personally, I would rather use my treat options up with Talenti Sea Salt Caramel gelato. That stuff makes a Snickers taste like something you found on the bottom of your shoe.
 
2014-04-16 11:17:20 PM  
As they say on reddit


Hail Corporate


This has viral marketing written all over it.
 
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