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(WTSP)   Apparently, the idea of summoning dogs for jury duty hasn't gotten old in Bridgeton, New Jersey   ( divider line
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1947 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 3:05 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-16 02:47:45 PM  
2 votes:
But interestingly, the voir dire reveals that they are about as smart as half the potential jurors.
2014-04-16 04:28:59 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: A typo for his name just happened to be his dog's name. Who fraking cares? Get your ass to court as you've been summoned.

Nope - fark 'em. One of the legal system's greatest pleasures is the exploitation of technicalities. They can deal with the reality they've created.
2014-04-16 03:52:01 PM  
1 vote:
Well it is New Jersey

If the dead can vote in Hudson County, early and often, dogs can sit on juries down in Bridgeton
2014-04-16 03:12:48 PM  
1 vote:

Tricky Chicken: Well, when you register your dog to vote, they automatically get thrown into the jury pool.

But it is argued on Fark repeatedly that there is NO SUCH THING AS VOTER FRAUD!!!  So clearly showing an ID to vote is racist, just like when Mandella required it.

You're trying too hard. Or not hard enough. Either way, it doesn't work.
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