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(Gawker)   Teenager decides to take a selfie next to an oncoming train. Train conductor decides to give him a reality check with his boot   (gawker.com) divider line 96
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2014-04-16 03:19:25 PM
21 votes:
I'm going with "the engineer is a douche" here.  Why the fark didn't he just swerve a few feet to the right if he was so concerned about the kid?
2014-04-16 01:51:05 PM
16 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-04-16 02:08:02 PM
14 votes:
img.fark.net

He's kicking the duckface out of him.
2014-04-16 01:34:03 PM
12 votes:

BSABSVR: Yeah.  Trying to murder someone for taking a selfie is totally both rational and heroic.


It should be legal everywhere.
2014-04-16 03:05:14 PM
9 votes:

HairBolus: I've noticed in this thread some are calling the kicker "the engineer" while others "the conductor". I was probably the conductor.

In current North American trains the engineer drives the train and is the top paid job while the conductor is second in charge and is responsible for everything else (including supervising the rest of the train crew if it exists - freight trains may be crewed by just an engineer and a conductor). This notion of conductor is not to be confused with "ticket taker" on a passenger train.

... conductors duties include: ...  Be alert to wayside signals, switch position, and other conditions that affect safe train movement

The engineer probably stayed at the controls while the conductor went out to address the safety issue, though if there was lesser other crew on board then one of them might have been sent out.



I'm kinda hoping that once they got back to the yard, the conductor's duties included painting a little boot on the side of the engine.
2014-04-16 01:34:24 PM
9 votes:
Was the conductor a student of Ti Kwan Leep?
2014-04-16 02:27:10 PM
6 votes:
Notice the boot was black and the kid was white?

Fox News:  Knockout game - Train edition!
2014-04-16 02:23:46 PM
6 votes:
I am rooting for this video to go viral and then have it be the trend to punch or kick this kid in the head whenever he tries and takes a selfie.
2014-04-16 01:51:00 PM
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-16 02:15:27 PM
4 votes:
i171.photobucket.com
2014-04-16 02:10:33 PM
4 votes:

BSABSVR: Yeah.  Trying to murder someone for taking a selfie is totally both rational and heroic.


Did the boot leave a mark on your face?
2014-04-16 01:59:01 PM
4 votes:
I hope the engineer didn't injured his ankle.
2014-04-16 01:57:03 PM
4 votes:
You got that on film? Your cell phone must be bulky.
2014-04-16 01:53:21 PM
4 votes:
2014-04-16 01:51:33 PM
4 votes:
Obviously the kid's an idiot:

Michael says in the video. "I think I got that on film!"

Stupid kid, cellphones don't use film.

Oh, and don't stand so close to a moving train.
2014-04-16 01:51:31 PM
4 votes:
The conductor was doing him a service.  That boot couldn't have extended out more than a foot or two from the edge of the train.  It's possible that cars coming up behind him had similar, harder protuberances, which might have seriously harmed him if he'd stayed in place.  That conductor actually saved his life.   Hero tag totally OK here.

Plus, the kid is a weapons-grade douchebag who forfeited all his due process rights by standing there.  You jump the fence into the junkyard, you're welcoming Chopper to sic your balls.
2014-04-16 03:53:31 PM
3 votes:
Another reason I don't think the conductor was malicious? He didn't yell "KEE YAH!"
2014-04-16 03:28:52 PM
3 votes:
One night, my girlfriend of the time and I were on the way to my local watering hole.  We were stop for a approaching train, about 5 cars from the gates.  A car pull out of line behind us and proceeds to drive around the gates.  My girlfriend said, "He's not going to make it!' and I said, "No, I think he across."  As usual, I was wrong.  The freight train, horn blaring and brakes screeching, comes flying through and seemed to clip the car, because the beam from the headlights went spinning through the trees.  I did a u-turn and took another route the bar.  When we got there,I told my friend what I had witnessed. One guys father was a train engineer, and he said his father told about one incident, where the same thing I saw happened. He said the train crew ran back to the busted up car and found the driver standing there unhurt, so they promptly began to beat the shiat out of him.
2014-04-16 03:27:40 PM
3 votes:

Zul the Magnificent: I'm going with "the engineer is a douche" here.  Why the fark didn't he just swerve a few feet to the right if he was so concerned about the kid?


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2014-04-16 03:21:49 PM
3 votes:
img.fark.net

He's a little cross-eyed. Probably even more so now. This is good, it alerts others to his stupidity.
2014-04-16 02:29:31 PM
3 votes:

img.fark.net


Sweep the head


img.fark.net

2014-04-16 02:18:39 PM
3 votes:
www.kickinrad.tv
2014-04-16 01:58:27 PM
3 votes:

laughin: My father was a train engineer so I am getting a kick out of these responses.


But you're not even trespassing
2014-04-16 01:56:10 PM
3 votes:
My father was a train engineer so I am getting a kick out of these responses.

Even better, I bet the boots were steel-toed.
2014-04-16 01:54:16 PM
3 votes:
Nobody takes a selfie next to Shack's train
2014-04-16 01:50:23 PM
3 votes:

real_headhoncho: Was the conductor a student of Ti Kwan Leep?


But I wanna beat people up right now!
2014-04-16 01:30:29 PM
3 votes:

gilgigamesh:  he could have wound up under the wheels.


Which would teach him never to do it again, right?
2014-04-17 12:07:39 PM
2 votes:
What's infinitely more important than whether the train engineer did the right thing, or endangered the kid more, or saved the kid's life, is that it ENTERTAINED ME.
2014-04-16 05:14:56 PM
2 votes:
gifmaker.me
2014-04-16 03:45:20 PM
2 votes:

rwhamann: if I was that kid's dad, I'd be shopping lawyers right now.


Of course you would, you worthless piece of opportunistic garbage.
2014-04-16 02:54:22 PM
2 votes:
Best. Photobomb. Ever,
2014-04-16 02:48:34 PM
2 votes:
That kid got some....

Safety Training


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
2014-04-16 02:44:17 PM
2 votes:

spexandwally: RollingThunder: BSABSVR: Yeah.  Trying to murder someone for taking a selfie is totally both rational and heroic.

Trying to get somebody THE fark OUT OF DANGER RANGE by pushing them with the only thing that can reach (IE: their foot) is indeed rational and heroic.

Would you say he was in a zone of danger?


Possibly too large, link here:

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2014-04-16 02:39:27 PM
2 votes:
The many faces of Jared Michael

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2014-04-16 02:38:20 PM
2 votes:

cannotsuggestaname: InterruptingQuirk: Close enough to get kicked means he was trespassing, at least here in the States.

trespassing still does not validate assault, or manslaughter. There were so many things that could have gone wrong there, as noted above he could have actually pulled the kid in to the wheels of the train, he could have broken his neck, he could have caused irreparable harm. The engineer is a just as big of a dumbass as the kid is.


Horsepuckey, the engineer was just standing his ground...
2014-04-16 02:23:35 PM
2 votes:
There are heroes who run into burning buildings, heroes that jump in front of that bullet, others that dive into roiling sea. Then there are those who do their small, unsung part to amuse us all at the expense of a f*cktard.
2014-04-16 02:11:52 PM
2 votes:
Some dude on the reddit pointed this out - I'll take the boot over a loop of steel welded to a locomotive any day.
But then I wouldn't be within a shoe's length of a passing train in the first place.

i.imgur.com
2014-04-16 02:09:39 PM
2 votes:
Both sides are bad so vote for the idiot kid who knows nothing about how big train cars are against the engineer who has to live with the results of accidents and suicides.
2014-04-16 02:06:44 PM
2 votes:

wellreadneck: More of a quick caress than a kick.


No, this Is a caress.

That was a boot to the face.
2014-04-16 02:05:36 PM
2 votes:
meh, conductors used to use shotguns loaded with rock salt. A rubber boot to the melon ain't nothin' compared to a backside with salt buried a quarter inch in.
2014-04-16 02:03:32 PM
2 votes:
The video on YouTube is titled "Kicked in the head by a train"

replygif.net
2014-04-16 02:01:41 PM
2 votes:
Das boot to das ass
2014-04-16 01:59:18 PM
2 votes:
i58.tinypic.com
2014-04-16 01:58:57 PM
2 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: cannotsuggestaname: InterruptingQuirk: Close enough to get kicked means he was trespassing, at least here in the States.

trespassing still does not validate assault, or manslaughter. There were so many things that could have gone wrong there, as noted above he could have actually pulled the kid in to the wheels of the train, he could have broken his neck, he could have caused irreparable harm. The engineer is a just as big of a dumbass as the kid is.

You read a lot into what I wrote there.


Obviously he's pro-trespass.
2014-04-16 01:58:10 PM
2 votes:
Only the most abject losers in a civilized society, will defend anyone putting themselves in Harm's Way, just to take a selfie.
2014-04-16 01:53:12 PM
2 votes:
Well, he didn't actually end up under the wheels, so suck shiat.
2014-04-16 01:50:29 PM
2 votes:
Justice served. Too bad Darwin was robbed.
2014-04-16 01:50:11 PM
2 votes:

cannotsuggestaname: InterruptingQuirk: Close enough to get kicked means he was trespassing, at least here in the States.

trespassing still does not validate assault, or manslaughter. There were so many things that could have gone wrong there, as noted above he could have actually pulled the kid in to the wheels of the train, he could have broken his neck, he could have caused irreparable harm. The engineer is a just as big of a dumbass as the kid is.


You can hear the train blow its horn and somebody yelling at him and still the moran doesn't move. The conductor probably thought he was being helpful to someone too stupid or mentally disabled to get the fark out of the way.
2014-04-16 01:45:47 PM
2 votes:
One down, a shiatload left to go...
2014-04-16 07:20:18 PM
1 votes:

HairBolus: I've noticed in this thread some are calling the kicker "the engineer" while others "the conductor". I was probably the conductor.

In current North American trains the engineer drives the train and is the top paid job while the conductor is second in charge and is responsible for everything else (including supervising the rest of the train crew if it exists - freight trains may be crewed by just an engineer and a conductor). This notion of conductor is not to be confused with "ticket taker" on a passenger train.

... conductors duties include: ...  Be alert to wayside signals, switch position, and other conditions that affect safe train movement

The engineer probably stayed at the controls while the conductor went out to address the safety issue, though if there was lesser other crew on board then one of them might have been sent out.


Mr conductor!
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2014-04-16 04:51:48 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: Zul the Magnificent: Not sure it matters if the head is SOLID BONE.

Here's the odd thing about this statement: you have one of these-here heads that you're describing.  You've no doubt struck it on all manner of things, from nerf balls to steel street signs.  Given that your head is a constant composition throughout, can you really say that the material/object striking it make no difference?

Because that would be really dumb.


Now ah may be just a simple country lawyer, but ah reckon the feller was makin' hisself a hyperbolic statement, that is, implyin' that the feller's head what coulda got hit by thet there train was bone throughout - no gray matter a'tall. Just a mass 'o solid bone, like what you fine ladies and gennuhmin o' the jury might roll down a tenpin lane.

The joke, ah say the joke just flew ovah ya haid, son.
2014-04-16 04:40:09 PM
1 votes:

uber humper: Now we just need to figure out how to transport people in the pipelines. We got information in tubes, why not people?


You first.

uploads.neatorama.com

/of course, we can always go wifi

www.allthingstrek.com
2014-04-16 04:23:48 PM
1 votes:

Super_pope: AndreMA: Not a very bright lot, are you? Hanging, drug overdose, jumping from high places, gunshot wound, drowning in caterpillars -- plenty of methods of suicide and you can't come out with even one? Tsk tsk.

The joke is, "getting hit by a train."

You must be new here.


Thank you Super Pope.
2014-04-16 04:04:52 PM
1 votes:

uber humper: We got information in tubes, why not people?


Would only work for men.

The women are in binders, which tend to clog the pipe.
2014-04-16 04:04:44 PM
1 votes:
img412.imageshack.us
 The engineer, 20 seconds before the video was taken
2014-04-16 04:04:43 PM
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: uber humper: AndreMA: uber humper: It's very competitive as a mode transporting freight. the most efficient on land. About 3 cents per ton per mile. Needs roads for the last mile, but trains are the way to go and will be here for a while

Second most. Pipelines -- once the initial capital outlay is amortized -- are cheaper.

U right.  Now we just need to figure out how to transport people in the pipelines. We got information in tubes, why not people?

How do you ship non liquid goods in a pipeline?


Well, you see, we take these tubes
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and

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by the next day we will have

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2014-04-16 04:01:37 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how the engineer's foot did.

As a young'n I learned that you and a buddy driving by each other at 25mph so you can give a 50mph high five hurts like mother farker.
2014-04-16 03:51:43 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: AndreMA: That train conductor needs to be permanently banned from any work in the transportation sector, holding a driver's licence, or even operating a motorized scooter. He clearly doesn't understand the responsibilities that come from operating (or being associated with the operation of) motor vehicles.

If you get the opportunity, you should probably kill yourself.


I'm having too much fun with geographically impaired people who think there are mountains in Florida...
2014-04-16 03:51:10 PM
1 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: FLMountainMan: AndreMA: That train conductor needs to be permanently banned from any work in the transportation sector, holding a driver's licence, or even operating a motorized scooter. He clearly doesn't understand the responsibilities that come from operating (or being associated with the operation of) motor vehicles.

If you get the opportunity, you should probably kill yourself.


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I just finished that series, really good until the last 5 minutes of the last episode.


Let me guess - liberal?

/Funny how it breaks down that way
2014-04-16 03:43:58 PM
1 votes:

zimbomba63: One night, my girlfriend of the time and I were on the way to my local watering hole.  We were stop for a approaching train, about 5 cars from the gates.  A car pull out of line behind us and proceeds to drive around the gates.  My girlfriend said, "He's not going to make it!' and I said, "No, I think he across."  As usual, I was wrong.  The freight train, horn blaring and brakes screeching, comes flying through and seemed to clip the car, because the beam from the headlights went spinning through the trees.  I did a u-turn and took another route the bar.  When we got there,I told my friend what I had witnessed. One guys father was a train engineer, and he said his father told about one incident, where the same thing I saw happened. He said the train crew ran back to the busted up car and found the driver standing there unhurt, so they promptly began to beat the shiat out of him.


So...you witnessed a car getting hit by a train and you didn't stop to help, you just found a more convenient route to a bar.  CSB.
2014-04-16 03:43:07 PM
1 votes:

zimbomba63: One night, my girlfriend of the time and I were on the way to my local watering hole.  We were stop for a approaching train, about 5 cars from the gates.  A car pull out of line behind us and proceeds to drive around the gates.  My girlfriend said, "He's not going to make it!' and I said, "No, I think he across."  As usual, I was wrong.  The freight train, horn blaring and brakes screeching, comes flying through and seemed to clip the car, because the beam from the headlights went spinning through the trees.  I did a u-turn and took another route the bar.  When we got there,I told my friend what I had witnessed. One guys father was a train engineer, and he said his father told about one incident, where the same thing I saw happened. He said the train crew ran back to the busted up car and found the driver standing there unhurt, so they promptly began to beat the shiat out of him.


Now that's definitely assault.
2014-04-16 03:37:02 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: [img.fark.net image 448x269]

He's a little cross-eyed. Probably even more so now. This is good, it alerts others to his stupidity.


i406.photobucket.com

Falls down a well his eyes get crossed, gets kicked in the head by a train they go back....you tell me.
2014-04-16 03:34:38 PM
1 votes:

SharkaPult: SharkaPult: gunther_bumpass: uber humper:
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 http://www.rita.dot.gov/bts/sites/rita.dot.gov.bts/files/publicatio ns/ national_transportation_statistics/html/table_03_21.html


Argh. That chart.  Is that  3 cents or .03 cents?   $.03  or $.0003 ?

furthermore - what the hell is "$10 bucks"  Ten dollar bucks? What the fark is a dollar buck?  Writing means things!

I'm not that other guy who wrote that post or made the chart but that is actually.03  dollars per ton, per mile. Ridiculously cheaper than truck/air but transit time is far greater. Rail usually clocks in between .025 and .04 dollars per mile depending on fuel and container availability. I don't know offhand if those figures include bulk cars like liquid/grain cars/hoppers and not just rail containers. Those figures are quoted all of the time in logistics though, usually by a salesman trying to get your shipping department to move things rail.

/works driving a desk in logistics so I'm getting a kick etc.


FTFM
regularly prices things as .46 cpm @ work and its really supposed to be .46 dollars but everyone just understands what I mean somehow.


GOD DAMN IT!!!
2014-04-16 03:20:20 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: AndreMA: That train conductor needs to be permanently banned from any work in the transportation sector, holding a driver's licence, or even operating a motorized scooter. He clearly doesn't understand the responsibilities that come from operating (or being associated with the operation of) motor vehicles.

If you get the opportunity, you should probably kill yourself.


If only we could think of a way he might do that...
2014-04-16 03:03:21 PM
1 votes:

cgraves67: Nicely done, Mr. Engineer.


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2014-04-16 02:58:02 PM
1 votes:
Damn, now that I know he was trying to save this idiot's life, I actually dislike him.  I rescind my offer of a free beer.
2014-04-16 02:52:50 PM
1 votes:
Damn kids these days!!!

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2014-04-16 02:40:38 PM
1 votes:
Boot to the head!
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2014-04-16 02:39:41 PM
1 votes:

spamdog: I bet train conductors see people do this kind of stupid shiat all the time.

uber humper: meh, conductors used to use shotguns loaded with rock salt. A rubber boot to the melon ain't nothin' compared to a backside with salt buried a quarter inch in.

Sounds like they still need them.

CSB - I work on a system to do automated track inspection - it's a fancy new Italian-made locomotive. We took it out on one of its first runs, and we saw a whole lot of trainspotters. They were waiting in strategic positions to get good shots of the train. One guy ran from one end of a train platform to the other in order to snap a photo of it.
I didn't realize trainspotting was so popular.


Trainspotting made a world wide gross of $72 million. I'd say that's pretty popular.
2014-04-16 02:34:39 PM
1 votes:
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2014-04-16 02:34:06 PM
1 votes:
I think the conductor did us all a terrible injustice by pushing that narcissistic douche out of the way of danger
2014-04-16 02:31:18 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: It obligates you to notify the trespasser of known dangers and attempt to minimize the harm to the trespasser from those dangers.  Which the engineer did, by blasting the train horn, then yelling, and when that failed, nudging the kid aside with his boot.


Your honor, the defendant was merely delivering a "freedom nudge". It would be prejudicial to call it a well-deserved swift kick to the head.
2014-04-16 02:27:31 PM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: If you're in danger of being hit by a protuberance from the train, then a kick from a boot by someone on said train is not significantly less dangerous.  Physics, how does it work?


Well a foot-leg combination often has much more "give" and a much larger contact area than a steel train protuberance.

That's how physics works.
2014-04-16 02:20:50 PM
1 votes:

Superjew: Dear all the people who think the engineer was being a "douche" for "assaulting" that kid.

You are what is wrong with America.


Exactly. Sometimes a kid needs a wake-up call proportional to the stupidity they are engaged in.
2014-04-16 02:17:36 PM
1 votes:
Foot bone connected to the jaaaaw bone!
2014-04-16 02:15:35 PM
1 votes:

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 635x322]

He's kicking the duckface out of him.


There's a photo that deserves to be a meme.
2014-04-16 02:11:10 PM
1 votes:
The kid is lucky that the person wearing standard, relatively anonymous work boots accidentally slipped, yelled out in surprise, and pulled himself back to safety while accidentally hitting a kid in the head while said kid was taking a selfie, an act that was likely in violation of warning signs and as such provide some measure of protection from liability for the railway and the railway workers.
2014-04-16 02:10:34 PM
1 votes:
"Pardon me sir, is this the Chattanooga choo----OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!"
2014-04-16 02:10:01 PM
1 votes:
I'm all for breaking some rules to get a good pic.
I'm also for spur-of-the-moment assault on someone whose stupidy might have a great negative effect on your life.
2014-04-16 02:06:41 PM
1 votes:

jaybeezey: InterruptingQuirk: cannotsuggestaname: InterruptingQuirk: Close enough to get kicked means he was trespassing, at least here in the States.

trespassing still does not validate assault, or manslaughter. There were so many things that could have gone wrong there, as noted above he could have actually pulled the kid in to the wheels of the train, he could have broken his neck, he could have caused irreparable harm. The engineer is a just as big of a dumbass as the kid is.

You read a lot into what I wrote there.

Obviously he's pro-trespass.


The movie was ok, but I wouldn't align myself with it.

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2014-04-16 02:05:30 PM
1 votes:
As much as the kid may deserve it, conductor needs to be charge for attempted manslaughter!
2014-04-16 02:04:44 PM
1 votes:

Red_Fox: InterruptingQuirk: Close enough to get kicked means he was trespassing, at least here in the States.

It appears to be a VIA rail train, it's the right colours anyway.  They operate in Canada mostly.


Think about it, if the kid was Canadian he would have apologized for getting kicked in the head.
2014-04-16 02:04:21 PM
1 votes:

decloaked lurker: I'd be shocked if he didn't sue or at least try for a settlement.


This was my thought.  While I applaud the actions and method of the engineer, all I can see is the selfie taker suing the railway and the engineer for emotional distress caused by totally messing up his selfie.
2014-04-16 02:03:23 PM
1 votes:
That slow motion gif is priceless
2014-04-16 02:03:06 PM
1 votes:
Where does on get cell-phone film processed, anyway?
2014-04-16 02:02:37 PM
1 votes:
More of a quick caress than a kick.
2014-04-16 02:02:25 PM
1 votes:
Nice! But very dangerous.

Better to have actually flicked a kick to his head so he falls away from the train. Or whipped his willy out and pissed on the guy's head.

I would have liked to have seen the later.

http://youtu.be/JaKo3g19E9Y
2014-04-16 02:00:56 PM
1 votes:
I would buy this engineer a beer if I could.  Too bad he only got him on the side of the head and not right in the face.
2014-04-16 02:00:54 PM
1 votes:

Warthog: The conductor was doing him a service.  That boot couldn't have extended out more than a foot or two from the edge of the train.  It's possible that cars coming up behind him had similar, harder protuberances, which might have seriously harmed him if he'd stayed in place.  That conductor actually saved his life.   Hero tag totally OK here.


This is what I was thinking.
2014-04-16 02:00:45 PM
1 votes:

Warthog: The conductor was doing him a service.  That boot couldn't have extended out more than a foot or two from the edge of the train.  It's possible that cars coming up behind him had similar, harder protuberances, which might have seriously harmed him if he'd stayed in place.  That conductor actually saved his life.   Hero tag totally OK here.

Plus, the kid is a weapons-grade douchebag who forfeited all his due process rights by standing there.  You jump the fence into the junkyard, you're welcoming Chopper to sic your balls.


Actually that sounds like a pretty good defense of the boot to the head.
2014-04-16 01:58:14 PM
1 votes:
Way to go Choo, Choo Charlie.
2014-04-16 01:58:13 PM
1 votes:
So saving someone's life = good
Being aware for someone's well being by harming them a bit in comparison to their possible death = bad
2014-04-16 01:52:44 PM
1 votes:
While I don't normally encourage kicking morons in the head (too many legal issues), if I were asked to solve this my file would look a lot like this:

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2014-04-16 01:51:19 PM
1 votes:

zarker: Do I smell a lawsuit?


Sure, though then he'll have to admit to his trespassing.
2014-04-16 01:13:39 PM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: Yeah.  Trying to murder someone for taking a selfie is totally both rational and heroic.


Yeah I had a similar thought. He could have knocked the kid down, he could have wound up under the wheels. Completely idiotic thing to do.

Funny as shiat, but idiotic.
2014-04-16 01:11:19 PM
1 votes:
Yeah.  Trying to murder someone for taking a selfie is totally both rational and heroic.
 
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