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(TSN)   NHL playoff predictions are utter nonsense   (tsn.ca) divider line 30
    More: Silly, Stanley Cup playoffs, NHL, Sergei Bobrovsky, Jacques Lemaire, visiting team, Teemu Selanne, Dany Heatley, Ryan Getzlaf  
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2014-04-16 12:39:23 PM  
Are they bringing back the monkey? She predicted better than their human experts.
 
2014-04-16 12:50:31 PM  

bingethinker: Are they bringing back the monkey? She predicted better than their human experts.


Maggie is retired.
 
2014-04-16 01:35:05 PM  
Hey, when the hell did Detroit move to the East?
 
2014-04-16 01:42:05 PM  

exick: Hey, when the hell did Detroit move to the East?


As soon as Mike Ilitch's check to Bettman cleared.
 
2014-04-16 01:46:22 PM  
Tortorella is a thug in a suit. He will not be missed.
 
2014-04-16 01:51:33 PM  

exick: Hey, when the hell did Detroit move to the East?


When they realized their chances of winning a Stanley cup in the grinder that has become the West was slim and none. Slim left town.
 
2014-04-16 02:04:47 PM  

uncleacid: Tortorella is a thug in a suit. He will not be missed.


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2014-04-16 02:25:25 PM  
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2014-04-16 02:26:49 PM  

uncleacid: Tortorella is a thug in a suit. He will not be missed.


But he's not blavk. I don't get it.
 
2014-04-16 02:27:49 PM  
is Smiths still dead/banned?
 
2014-04-16 02:28:18 PM  
Columbus and Philly are my two upset picks (based on seeds), as I bow out of Col-Min as a Wild fan (toss-up IMHO).

It's easy to think Chi over StL, but I think Miller will rebound early in the playoffs, but StL needs to get healthy too.
 
2014-04-16 02:34:05 PM  
I do like his use of random facts to satire hockey logic in a way that's dangerously close to Poe's law.
 
2014-04-16 02:39:48 PM  

exick: Hey, when the hell did Detroit move to the East?


At the start of this season.....  what rock have you been under?
 
2014-04-16 02:41:47 PM  

beal99: is Smiths still dead/banned?


Pretty sure.
 
2014-04-16 02:44:22 PM  
The Hawks need to give Backes the Raffi treatment before Backes can give the Raffi treatment to one of their best players.
 
2014-04-16 02:48:58 PM  

Drakuun: exick: Hey, when the hell did Detroit move to the East?

At the start of this season.....  what rock have you been under?

The one where hockey only matters during the playoffs. ;)
 
2014-04-16 02:50:10 PM  
If the Avs don't beat the Wild, what are the odds on Roy killing one of his players with his bare hands?
 
2014-04-16 02:54:17 PM  

tnpir: If the Avs don't beat the Wild, what are the odds on Roy killing one of his players with his bare hands?


Pretty low.  I'd be really surprised if stopped after one.
 
2014-04-16 03:01:49 PM  

Polish Hussar: Pretty low. I'd be really surprised if stopped after one.


Simple: Just put up a stanchion between Roy and his players.  Oh, wait...
 
2014-04-16 03:12:36 PM  

a4dzac: Polish Hussar: Pretty low. I'd be really surprised if stopped after one.

Simple: Just put up a stanchion between Roy and his players.  Oh, wait...


Listen, and understand. Patrick Roy is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you get out of the first round.
 
2014-04-16 03:17:45 PM  
HA!!  Except for the Rangers/Flyers (Broadway over Broad Street any day), this is my bracket in the Fark Bracket Challenge
 
2014-04-16 03:18:03 PM  

exick: Drakuun: exick: Hey, when the hell did Detroit move to the East?

At the start of this season.....  what rock have you been under?
The one where hockey only matters during the playoffs. ;)


You're not really a Hockey fan are you.  You're one of those trolls that pretends to be a Hockey fan until you can pick your current favorite team.
 
2014-04-16 03:31:36 PM  

robertus: a4dzac: Polish Hussar: Pretty low. I'd be really surprised if stopped after one.

Simple: Just put up a stanchion between Roy and his players.  Oh, wait...

Listen, and understand. Patrick Roy is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you get out of the first round.


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Patrick can't hear you with his fingers Jack Adams trophy pluging his ears.
 
2014-04-16 03:37:39 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: robertus: a4dzac: Polish Hussar: Pretty low. I'd be really surprised if stopped after one.

Simple: Just put up a stanchion between Roy and his players.  Oh, wait...

Listen, and understand. Patrick Roy is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you get out of the first round.

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Patrick can't hear you with his fingers Jack Adams trophy pluging his ears.


HA.

Side note: anybody know when the playoff thread is supposed to go green?  I'm trying to time my food&beer run so I'm not missing the thread.
 
2014-04-16 03:39:15 PM  

FightDirector: Side note: anybody know when the playoff thread is supposed to go green?  I'm trying to time my food&beer run so I'm not missing the thread


5PM EST
 
2014-04-16 03:41:16 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: FightDirector: Side note: anybody know when the playoff thread is supposed to go green?  I'm trying to time my food&beer run so I'm not missing the thread

5PM EST


Awesome, thanks.
 
2014-04-16 04:05:33 PM  
We've seen a Cinderella run nearly every year in recent memory: The Flames of '04, the Oilers of '06, the Flyers and Canadiens in '10, and of course the Stanley Cup champion Kings of '12, who squeaked into the playoffs and ran the board.

The only guarantee of spring is that the Oilers and Leafs will be fighting for tee times.


So the only guarantee is not guaranteed?
 
2014-04-16 04:14:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: FightDirector: Side note: anybody know when the playoff thread is supposed to go green?  I'm trying to time my food&beer run so I'm not missing the thread

5PM EST


not soon enough for us peasants.
 
2014-04-16 04:55:53 PM  
Woo Hoo!

Hockey playoffs are upon us!


Won't be around much for tonight's festivities... Got some work to finish up. Or tomorrow as I'll be teaching until 10 or so.


But come Friday...

Let's Go, Bruins!
 
2014-04-16 06:41:33 PM  
WE NEED A PLAYOFF THREAD!!
 
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