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(Yahoo)   Crimeans who were excited about being annexed by Russia a month ago are rapidly discovering that they somehow forgot that Russian is a decaying, corrupt, shiathole of a country run by an unaccountable autocrat and a dysfunctional bureaucracy   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Russia, Russians, Simferopol, historic districts, ethnic Russians, human hand  
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10027 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 1:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-16 12:52:52 PM  
7 votes:


2014-04-16 12:47:15 PM  
7 votes:
Well, why don't you just weep excessively for me to the point that it creates a flowing torrent of water...maybe a stream or something...look, I've really lost the thread on this one.
2014-04-16 01:19:31 PM  
5 votes:
Lacrimate me a tributary.
2014-04-16 02:17:53 PM  
4 votes:

Saiga410: So a repeat of 65 years ago?  Colour me shocked badd.
Featuring Coolio, Snow, Ethan Hawke, and Kenny G
2014-04-16 02:27:24 PM  
3 votes:
Oh come on! Was it over when the Japanese bombed Moscow?!?
2014-04-16 02:04:18 PM  
3 votes:

Chris Ween: I wonder how they feel about the light charge?

Putin to the right of them
Putin to the left of them
Putin in front of the them
They think the man really needs to lose some weight
2014-04-16 02:53:58 PM  
2 votes:
So these people are disappointed in the hope and change they were promised? Bummer.
2014-04-16 02:30:32 PM  
2 votes:

FloridaFarkTag: Yeah, but, the new Attorney General is a hottie, and has her own My Little Pony Russia better...amirite?

/The prosecutor-general in question
2014-04-16 02:04:37 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "It all would be funny if it hadn't been so sad."

And isn't that pretty much the whole history of Russia in one bathetic sentence?
2014-04-16 02:02:30 PM  
2 votes:
Tourism?  They just got taken over by Russia, a war could break out, and they thought they'd be getting tourists?

2014-04-16 02:00:43 PM  
2 votes:
But the tea party loves him!
2014-04-16 02:00:18 PM  
2 votes:
Wait...when the hell did the USA take over Crimea?
2014-04-16 01:58:17 PM  
2 votes:
In other words, a massive upgrade over Ukraine?
2014-04-16 03:04:07 PM  
1 vote:
I think this is exactly what would happen if the potato states were to actually SECDEE from the United States. "Umm, we want freedumz, but we don't want to live in this shiathole of our own making."
2014-04-16 02:53:34 PM  
1 vote:

WordsnCollision: FloridaFarkTag: Yeah, but, the new Attorney General is a hottie, and has her own My Little Pony Russia better...amirite?

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/The prosecutor-general in question

That's good, but recently released from prison former PM Yulia Tymoshenko has a hug pillow.
(reversible depending on whether you prefer her at different points in her career, like Elvis)
2014-04-16 02:48:40 PM  
1 vote:

Mikeyworld: Chris Ween: I wonder how they feel about the light charge?

I thought that was the British...

Britain has the TV tax.
2014-04-16 02:41:22 PM  
1 vote:
This is why people ethnically cleanse, so this shiat doesn't happen. After Ukraine because it's own lovely state they should have either deported the Russians or made them disappear.  Then there wouldn't be this problem.

Wait  what point was I making? Ah yes. Stalin sucks and Putin sucks.

I think. I'm just kind of prattling now....

/Do not do genocide. It should be said but just in case people don't read a very bad facetious statement.
2014-04-16 02:27:45 PM  
1 vote:

LarryDan43: But the tea party loves him!
2014-04-16 02:19:17 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, well, I hate blah people SO MUCH, that Captain Steely Blue Eye Nipple Tweak Horserider is totes better than Usurper Fartbunga Demonsummoner MericaWrecker

2014-04-16 02:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
The grass is always greener on the other side...
2014-04-16 02:09:28 PM  
1 vote:
2014-04-16 02:08:25 PM  
1 vote:
I forget, are take-backsies allowed in this game?
2014-04-16 02:08:13 PM  
1 vote:

LarryDan43: But the tea party loves him!

Once again. Acknowledging that the Seahawks beat the shiat out of the Broncos does not make one a Seahawks fan. Acknowledging Obama has been badly outplayed does not make one a Putin fan. Refusing to acknowledge facts does make you an ignorant fanboy.
2014-04-16 01:18:23 PM  
1 vote:
You have to be Putin me on.
2014-04-16 01:13:57 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder how they feel about the light charge?
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