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2014-04-16 01:47:44 PM  
11 votes:
Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.
2014-04-16 02:28:43 PM  
7 votes:
Why do all these gays keep sucking my dick?
2014-04-16 03:22:10 PM  
5 votes:

bobrktb: LOOK AT ME IM GAY!!! LOOK AT ME IM GAY!!!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?  YOU LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE IM GAY?


You stroking out or stroking one out?
2014-04-16 04:29:27 PM  
3 votes:
" the taint of homophobia "
2014-04-16 02:51:17 PM  
3 votes:

NewWorldDan: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Well, they wouldn't be entirely straight then, now would they?


Serious answer?  The act doesn't make the person.  Did you know you were straight before you performed a sexual act with a person of the opposite sex?

Then there's the whole issue of forced sexual acts and molestation.  But I really don't have time to beat off right now.
2014-04-16 02:50:24 PM  
3 votes:

TreeHugger: wellreadneck: Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs

Hey now... That's just not a fair blanket statement.  Whilst bridging my way into bisexuality, I gave my very first blowie and it was a great success; no teeth involved, and the receiver was quite pleased indeed.


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2014-04-16 02:22:28 PM  
3 votes:
A little slap & tickle?
2014-04-16 01:31:01 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-04-17 07:05:59 PM  
2 votes:

umad: ScaryBottles: umad: ScaryBottles: Whatevvs chief like I said cry all you want it changes nothing. The days of people being tolerant of your intolerance are coming to end.

I am for gay marriage, you farking idiot. As in, I think gay people should be free to make the mistake of getting married if they wish. Let me know if I need to dumb this down further to reach your reading level. What is that anyway? 3rd grade or so?

Sorry guy but you don't get to have it both ways. You can't compare us Mccarthy then start crying same team when someone calls you out for it. But really terrible try.

As I expected, you are farking retarded. I noticed none of you SJWs are spending much time in the "feminist with PTSD from Twitter" thread spreading this horseshiat either. How about you grow some balls and defend all of the witch hunts if they are so farking great?

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2014-04-16 09:09:56 PM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: Peki: apparently we can be asked questions that no one would ever THINK of asking a straight person ("How do you guys have sex?" . . "I dunno, how do YOU have sex?").

So is that scissoring stuff for real? I'll never ask again. Just between us. The question, I mean.


It's totally for real. The first minute you figure out that biatch is cheating on you, it's time to get all shear-y on her collection of whore clothes.
2014-04-16 03:25:18 PM  
2 votes:

LeroyBourne: In college I was in this class and somehow (dumb luck) I ended up being the only guy.  Gals can get just as raunchy amongst themselves when they think it's just women around.   I should have turned around and inquired more about her dildo usage.  Probably would have ended up on some list.
/not sure where I'm going with this, it's just your cs reminded me of that


I have never gotten raunchier talking about sex than saying something like, Yeah, he does have a big dick. Not even with my close friends. I dunno, to me sex is private.

Maybe this idea is dead and gone now like the dinosaurs. I have never talked about my sex life (when I had one, sob sob...) and I don't want to know about yours.
/I've said too much haven't I?
2014-04-16 03:17:24 PM  
2 votes:
LOOK AT ME IM GAY!!! LOOK AT ME IM GAY!!!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?  YOU LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE IM GAY?
2014-04-16 03:02:29 PM  
2 votes:
Quite a few bossy bottoms in this thread.
2014-04-16 02:40:52 PM  
2 votes:
He's not gay, but his boyfriend certainly is.
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2014-04-16 02:40:05 PM  
2 votes:
I am so goddamn sick of gay people. stfu and gbtw.
2014-04-16 02:32:10 PM  
2 votes:
But gay cuys are sooo ~cute~!!! And I need a gay bff who will go out shopping with me! It's equality!

Of course I'm not friends with ~lesbians~. I don't think it's wrong but what if they hit on me? Ew!

I so support gay people! Yay, me!
2014-04-16 02:29:25 PM  
2 votes:
Stop linking to Slate
2014-04-16 01:32:06 PM  
2 votes:
They didn't get to get married, dude bro didn't get to be CEO.
2014-04-16 12:51:57 PM  
2 votes:
Or, perhaps, the attention-whoring "columnists" who are all pulling together to use the Mozilla issue as a way to up their own pageviews by citing each other as often as possible in their cross-argumentative articles could collectively shoot themselves.
2014-04-17 11:24:33 AM  
1 votes:
ITT straight people who are angry that they aren't being held up as the golden standard.
2014-04-16 04:55:27 PM  
1 votes:
Because, if anything, people should take advice from Slate.

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2014-04-16 04:28:28 PM  
1 votes:

Panatheist: Peki: As a member of the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ community, I have no desire for "straight" (what am I? Crooked?) people to stfu. Actually, what I (and most LGBTQ people I've talked to) would most like is for you (any you, LGBTQ or otherwise) to simply spend 15 minutes getting to know us like you would any other person. What's our job? our family? Do we like sports? What do we watch on TV? Did we catch the latest hockey game/dancing with the stars/RuPaul Drag Race? (bonus points for a straight person who asks that last one)

THEN: "So, excuse me for asking this, but are you LGBTQ?" If you're that curious, just ask. I'd rather take the opportunity to educate you, and I appreciate your up-frontedness about that.

There are exceptions to this, but I think over time it will be better. I get made at LGBTQ folks who get all uppity; look, we're trying to make some progress here, don't jump down someone's throat for trying to understand. People have no problem keeping track of ALL the various occupations there are in the world (and there are probably more of them than there are categories of sex and gender), and yet omg someone suggests that there are more ways to play bedroom games than with just one man and just one woman (or just one position) and all of sudden people can't think and can't keep the categories straight (ha!).

When my sexual orientation can be inquired about with the same blasé that people approach vocations with, then we'll be good. Until then, everything else is just an uncomfortable dance that makes straight people hesitant to ask, thus eliminating the ability of any LGBTQ member to educate or right a stereotype, and makes LGBTQ members ostracized and isolated while at the same time feeling under attack because apparently we can be asked questions that no one would ever THINK of asking a straight person ("How do you guys have sex?" . . "I dunno, how do YOU have sex?").

I'm more than just a label, whether that label is female, sister, daughter, wife, gardener, ...


It sounds like people just want you to disappear. Maybe it's because you sound like a horrible person. So, look to that I guess?
2014-04-16 04:21:48 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: Rent Party: Women are farkin' raunchy.

Lord yes. My female friends and I could make a sailor blush.


I was in a naval service school, so I can vouch for the veracity of this statement.
2014-04-16 04:19:35 PM  
1 votes:

ScaryBottles: Hey_shut_up: Sounds like people are running out of stupid things to get upset about.

Yeah freedom is stupid.


Unless you believe that homosexuality is a sin.   You aren't free to do that anymore.
2014-04-16 03:36:02 PM  
1 votes:
Three snaps in Z formation.
2014-04-16 03:34:21 PM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: How bout we all stfu


Lead by example?
2014-04-16 03:29:29 PM  
1 votes:

TreeHugger: drjekel_mrhyde: I had three gay guy and one lesbian come to me to fix their PC, and all of them wanted FF and a antivirus put on it before I finshed

Wait, what?  You convinced them that a clunky, buggy, slow browser would be their best option... And, how is this related to their sexual orientation?


Because the internet says FF's ex CEO was the worst thing since Hitler
2014-04-16 03:17:44 PM  
1 votes:

special20: He's not gay, but his boyfriend certainly is.


I Can't post images from mobile, but on my computer is an image of Stephen Fry in drag on some show stating that:

"I was very shocked when my son told me his boyfriend is homosexual."

I sent it to my not-really-understanding mother. There are reasons we don't discuss my being gay...
2014-04-16 03:03:52 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: littlett's: LeroyBourne: I'd love a token gay guy to be brutally honest with me, hey fat arse, you're eating garbage and getting fat, come to the gym with me, I'll support you fat arse and  workout with you.  Also, I wouldn't be too worried about him hitting on me, most gay people can tell who the straight ones are, and they generally don't cross lines.

There are a few gay guys at the gym I go to that are pretty raunchy when it comes to their discussions about other guys in the gym.  So while they may not hit on them, some of them have plenty to say about the guys in the gym.  And I'm not implying that in no way are all straight guys, or girls for that matter, completely respectful of others in similar conversations. But these guys do not care who overhears their conversation.

In college I was in this class and somehow (dumb luck) I ended up being the only guy.  Gals can get just as raunchy amongst themselves when they think it's just women around.   I should have turned around and inquired more about her dildo usage.  Probably would have ended up on some list.
/not sure where I'm going with this, it's just your cs reminded me of that



What class should I be looking for next semester?
2014-04-16 02:59:37 PM  
1 votes:

littlett's: LeroyBourne: I'd love a token gay guy to be brutally honest with me, hey fat arse, you're eating garbage and getting fat, come to the gym with me, I'll support you fat arse and  workout with you.  Also, I wouldn't be too worried about him hitting on me, most gay people can tell who the straight ones are, and they generally don't cross lines.

There are a few gay guys at the gym I go to that are pretty raunchy when it comes to their discussions about other guys in the gym.  So while they may not hit on them, some of them have plenty to say about the guys in the gym.  And I'm not implying that in no way are all straight guys, or girls for that matter, completely respectful of others in similar conversations. But these guys do not care who overhears their conversation.


In college I was in this class and somehow (dumb luck) I ended up being the only guy.  Gals can get just as raunchy amongst themselves when they think it's just women around.   I should have turned around and inquired more about her dildo usage.  Probably would have ended up on some list.
/not sure where I'm going with this, it's just your cs reminded me of that
2014-04-16 02:59:24 PM  
1 votes:

maltedmothball: CruJones: WTF is a pluralism fetishist?

is it similar to a rusty venture?


I figured it out

pluralism fetishist  = Plushia

they're furries
2014-04-16 02:53:51 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.


Indeed I wouldn't mind being helped by a straight girl every know and then.
2014-04-16 02:50:37 PM  
1 votes:

wellreadneck: Maggie_Luna: wellreadneck: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.

What if they have a bad ass though?

Define bad.


If it had like razor blades and stuff in it, I guess.

/that could be fairly called bad.
2014-04-16 02:49:07 PM  
1 votes:
2014-04-16 02:45:04 PM  
1 votes:

wellreadneck: Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs


Hey now... That's just not a fair blanket statement.  Whilst bridging my way into bisexuality, I gave my very first blowie and it was a great success; no teeth involved, and the receiver was quite pleased indeed.
2014-04-16 02:41:42 PM  
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: I didn't realize gay people getting engaged to bigots was a problem.


It's sort of like that Dave Chappel skit where a blind black guy didn't know he was black and became a prominent member of the KKK.
2014-04-16 02:40:34 PM  
1 votes:

Maggie_Luna: wellreadneck: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.

What if they have a bad ass though?


Define bad.
2014-04-16 02:38:30 PM  
1 votes:

NewWorldDan: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Well, they wouldn't be entirely straight then, now would they?


I have it on good authority that it's not gay unless they cuddle afterwards.
2014-04-16 02:36:01 PM  
1 votes:

wellreadneck: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.


What if they have a bad ass though?
2014-04-16 02:31:08 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.


Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.
2014-04-16 02:31:00 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't realize gay people getting engaged to bigots was a problem.
2014-04-16 02:30:57 PM  
1 votes:
WTF is a pluralism fetishist?
2014-04-16 01:14:34 PM  
1 votes:
Conor Friedersdorf is a child.
 
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