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2014-04-16 12:51:57 PM
Or, perhaps, the attention-whoring "columnists" who are all pulling together to use the Mozilla issue as a way to up their own pageviews by citing each other as often as possible in their cross-argumentative articles could collectively shoot themselves.
 
2014-04-16 01:14:34 PM
Conor Friedersdorf is a child.
 
2014-04-16 01:31:01 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-16 01:32:06 PM
They didn't get to get married, dude bro didn't get to be CEO.
 
2014-04-16 01:35:07 PM
No worries

/That's my habit when they're present, anyway
 
2014-04-16 01:47:44 PM
Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.
 
2014-04-16 02:22:28 PM
A little slap & tickle?
 
2014-04-16 02:28:43 PM
Why do all these gays keep sucking my dick?
 
2014-04-16 02:29:25 PM
Stop linking to Slate
 
2014-04-16 02:29:28 PM

Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.


And gays have been helping out straight guys with this same service for some time now.
 
2014-04-16 02:30:37 PM

CruJones: Stop linking to Slate


No.
 
2014-04-16 02:30:57 PM

Pocket Ninja: Or, perhaps, the attention-whoring "columnists" who are all pulling together to use the Mozilla issue as a way to up their own pageviews by citing each other as often as possible in their cross-argumentative articles could collectively shoot themselves.


Done in 1
 
2014-04-16 02:30:57 PM
WTF is a pluralism fetishist?
 
2014-04-16 02:31:00 PM
I didn't realize gay people getting engaged to bigots was a problem.
 
2014-04-16 02:31:08 PM

Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.


Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.
 
2014-04-16 02:31:30 PM
I gotta remember to stop clicking on Slate articles.
 
2014-04-16 02:32:10 PM
But gay cuys are sooo ~cute~!!! And I need a gay bff who will go out shopping with me! It's equality!

Of course I'm not friends with ~lesbians~. I don't think it's wrong but what if they hit on me? Ew!

I so support gay people! Yay, me!
 
2014-04-16 02:33:13 PM
= or > = ?
 
2014-04-16 02:34:05 PM

Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.


Well, they wouldn't be entirely straight then, now would they?
 
2014-04-16 02:36:01 PM

wellreadneck: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.


What if they have a bad ass though?
 
2014-04-16 02:38:30 PM

NewWorldDan: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Well, they wouldn't be entirely straight then, now would they?


I have it on good authority that it's not gay unless they cuddle afterwards.
 
2014-04-16 02:40:00 PM
You know what else would help us gay folk?  Gay assistant editors of online websites shutting the fark up.  The author of this hit piece is part of the problem.  Not part of the solution.
 
2014-04-16 02:40:05 PM
I am so goddamn sick of gay people. stfu and gbtw.
 
2014-04-16 02:40:34 PM

Maggie_Luna: wellreadneck: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.

What if they have a bad ass though?


Define bad.
 
2014-04-16 02:40:52 PM
He's not gay, but his boyfriend certainly is.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-16 02:41:42 PM

Slaves2Darkness: I didn't realize gay people getting engaged to bigots was a problem.


It's sort of like that Dave Chappel skit where a blind black guy didn't know he was black and became a prominent member of the KKK.
 
2014-04-16 02:41:59 PM
An intellectual gay slap fight. I remember when gays used to be about farking each other. A lot.
 
2014-04-16 02:44:21 PM

Maggie_Luna: But gay cuys are sooo ~cute~!!! And I need a gay bff who will go out shopping with me! It's equality!

Of course I'm not friends with ~lesbians~. I don't think it's wrong but what if they hit on me? Ew!

I so support gay people! Yay, me!


I'd love a token gay guy to be brutally honest with me, hey fat arse, you're eating garbage and getting fat, come to the gym with me, I'll support you fat arse and  workout with you.  Also, I wouldn't be too worried about him hitting on me, most gay people can tell who the straight ones are, and they generally don't cross lines.
 
2014-04-16 02:45:04 PM

wellreadneck: Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs


Hey now... That's just not a fair blanket statement.  Whilst bridging my way into bisexuality, I gave my very first blowie and it was a great success; no teeth involved, and the receiver was quite pleased indeed.
 
2014-04-16 02:45:09 PM
TFA: ....straight-splaining ...

I really, really, really hate this term and all associated *splaining terms used.  Stop killing the dialogue with "argument enders", this isn't Jr. High Debate Team.
 
2014-04-16 02:48:55 PM

LeroyBourne: I'd love a token gay guy to be brutally honest with me, hey fat arse, you're eating garbage and getting fat, come to the gym with me, I'll support you fat arse and  workout with you.  Also, I wouldn't be too worried about him hitting on me, most gay people can tell who the straight ones are, and they generally don't cross lines.


There are a few gay guys at the gym I go to that are pretty raunchy when it comes to their discussions about other guys in the gym.  So while they may not hit on them, some of them have plenty to say about the guys in the gym.  And I'm not implying that in no way are all straight guys, or girls for that matter, completely respectful of others in similar conversations. But these guys do not care who overhears their conversation.
 
2014-04-16 02:49:07 PM
 
2014-04-16 02:50:24 PM

TreeHugger: wellreadneck: Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs

Hey now... That's just not a fair blanket statement.  Whilst bridging my way into bisexuality, I gave my very first blowie and it was a great success; no teeth involved, and the receiver was quite pleased indeed.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-16 02:50:37 PM

wellreadneck: Maggie_Luna: wellreadneck: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.

What if they have a bad ass though?

Define bad.


If it had like razor blades and stuff in it, I guess.

/that could be fairly called bad.
 
2014-04-16 02:50:47 PM

The Southern Logic Company: TFA: ....straight-splaining ...

I really, really, really hate this term and all associated *splaining terms used.  Stop killing the dialogue with "argument enders", this isn't Jr. High Debate Team.


Really, it is at best Jr High Debate Team. Most debate on the internet barely rises to elementary school "nuh-uh!"
 
2014-04-16 02:51:17 PM

NewWorldDan: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Well, they wouldn't be entirely straight then, now would they?


Serious answer?  The act doesn't make the person.  Did you know you were straight before you performed a sexual act with a person of the opposite sex?

Then there's the whole issue of forced sexual acts and molestation.  But I really don't have time to beat off right now.
 
2014-04-16 02:51:17 PM

CruJones: WTF is a pluralism fetishist?


is it similar to a rusty venture?
 
2014-04-16 02:51:25 PM

Pocket Ninja: Or, perhaps, the attention-whoring "columnists" who are all pulling together to use the Mozilla issue as a way to up their own pageviews by citing each other as often as possible in their cross-argumentative articles could collectively shoot themselves.


That goes for just about any issue.
 
2014-04-16 02:52:55 PM
I don't know why, but Slate articles always make me angry regardless of their message.  I think it's the fact that all their editors write like self-important douches, buy I can't be certain.
 
2014-04-16 02:53:26 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I had three gay guy and one lesbian come to me to fix their PC, and all of them wanted FF and a antivirus put on it before I finshed


Wait, what?  You convinced them that a clunky, buggy, slow browser would be their best option... And, how is this related to their sexual orientation?
 
2014-04-16 02:53:51 PM

Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.


Indeed I wouldn't mind being helped by a straight girl every know and then.
 
2014-04-16 02:57:32 PM

CruJones: WTF is a pluralism fetishist?


Apparently, it's someone who can have a civil conversation with people who hold opposing views.
 
2014-04-16 02:58:32 PM

TreeHugger: wellreadneck: Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs

Hey now... That's just not a fair blanket statement.  Whilst bridging my way into bisexuality, I gave my very first blowie and it was a great success; no teeth involved, and the receiver was quite pleased indeed.


Go on...
 
2014-04-16 02:59:24 PM

maltedmothball: CruJones: WTF is a pluralism fetishist?

is it similar to a rusty venture?


I figured it out

pluralism fetishist  = Plushia

they're furries
 
2014-04-16 02:59:37 PM

littlett's: LeroyBourne: I'd love a token gay guy to be brutally honest with me, hey fat arse, you're eating garbage and getting fat, come to the gym with me, I'll support you fat arse and  workout with you.  Also, I wouldn't be too worried about him hitting on me, most gay people can tell who the straight ones are, and they generally don't cross lines.

There are a few gay guys at the gym I go to that are pretty raunchy when it comes to their discussions about other guys in the gym.  So while they may not hit on them, some of them have plenty to say about the guys in the gym.  And I'm not implying that in no way are all straight guys, or girls for that matter, completely respectful of others in similar conversations. But these guys do not care who overhears their conversation.


In college I was in this class and somehow (dumb luck) I ended up being the only guy.  Gals can get just as raunchy amongst themselves when they think it's just women around.   I should have turned around and inquired more about her dildo usage.  Probably would have ended up on some list.
/not sure where I'm going with this, it's just your cs reminded me of that
 
2014-04-16 03:02:29 PM
Quite a few bossy bottoms in this thread.
 
2014-04-16 03:03:52 PM

LeroyBourne: littlett's: LeroyBourne: I'd love a token gay guy to be brutally honest with me, hey fat arse, you're eating garbage and getting fat, come to the gym with me, I'll support you fat arse and  workout with you.  Also, I wouldn't be too worried about him hitting on me, most gay people can tell who the straight ones are, and they generally don't cross lines.

There are a few gay guys at the gym I go to that are pretty raunchy when it comes to their discussions about other guys in the gym.  So while they may not hit on them, some of them have plenty to say about the guys in the gym.  And I'm not implying that in no way are all straight guys, or girls for that matter, completely respectful of others in similar conversations. But these guys do not care who overhears their conversation.

In college I was in this class and somehow (dumb luck) I ended up being the only guy.  Gals can get just as raunchy amongst themselves when they think it's just women around.   I should have turned around and inquired more about her dildo usage.  Probably would have ended up on some list.
/not sure where I'm going with this, it's just your cs reminded me of that



What class should I be looking for next semester?
 
2014-04-16 03:05:39 PM

wellreadneck: Maggie_Luna: wellreadneck: Diogenes: Ways straight people can best help gay people?

I wouldn't mind a blow job.  I don't know how much that would help out the community, but I'd personally find that helpful.

Meh. Str8 guys suck at blow jobs. I'd rather have a piece of ass.

What if they have a bad ass though?

Define bad.


Poop, pimples and hemorrhoids?

/just a guess, this is not my department
 
2014-04-16 03:12:22 PM

maltedmothball: CruJones: WTF is a pluralism fetishist?

is it similar to a rusty venture?


Probably closer to, "The Mung."
 
2014-04-16 03:13:08 PM
techgeek07:


What class should I be looking for next semester?

IIRC, it was some dietetics class.
/Food Technology major.
 
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