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(The Local)   Catholic priest accidentally gets way too close to a boy; immediately drives away. And still people complain   ( ) divider line 18
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7176 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 12:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-16 12:08:24 PM  
Wow. The site is blocked at work. Reason: Job Search. o.O
2014-04-16 12:12:18 PM  
Well played, smitty.
2014-04-16 12:15:04 PM  
I hope they collar the priest!
2014-04-16 12:18:30 PM  
Can't hit them, can't hit on them.  What's a priest to do?
2014-04-16 12:21:37 PM  
Hit from behind?
2014-04-16 12:27:04 PM  
A priest who allegedly knocked a boy off his scooter...

Is that what they're calling it now?
2014-04-16 12:32:29 PM  
What was his Jesus juice level?
2014-04-16 12:35:55 PM  
Since he didn't f*ck the kid, the Church will probably hand him over to the authorities.
2014-04-16 12:45:53 PM  
Don't worry, I got him with the door.
2014-04-16 12:47:29 PM  

uncleacid: What was his Jesus juice level?

This. He may have left the scene to partake in some blood of Christ while praying for the kid to account for his BAC level.
2014-04-16 12:47:39 PM  
The 17-year-old boy

2014-04-16 12:51:36 PM  
Did he rear end the kid?  Is that how he wrecked him?
2014-04-16 01:03:30 PM  

cgraves67: Wow. The site is blocked at work. Reason: Job Search. o.O

If they try to keep the rats from jumping off the ship, I would worry.
2014-04-16 01:06:51 PM  
Priest did the pious thing, putting in the hands of God.
2014-04-16 01:17:41 PM  
2014-04-16 01:33:12 PM  


I'm hoping that this is a pithy new capitalization as opposed to a mere typo.

Did Not Fail To Free America?
Does Not Fredo Toughen Frolicking Armenians?
Did Not Franchise The Fumbling Arby's?
Do Not Fark The Faucet, Assman?
Drove North For The Fall Aurorae?
Do Not Feed The Farking Anarchists?

AH! ... The Farking Apostles!
2014-04-16 01:33:17 PM  
He later handed himself in to police.

that the priest finally decided to hand himself in to police.

Priests are getting better. Usually it's the boy who does that for them.
2014-04-16 01:36:24 PM  

pippi longstocking: Priest did the pious thing, putting in the hands of God.

Great. now book his ass, and haul in into the drunk tank and light his farking hair on fire.
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