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(Daily Star)   No one has experienced the full joy and spiritual meaning of Easter until they've had the Bacon Easter egg   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-04-16 12:26:36 PM
Go on......and get me one.
 
2014-04-16 01:02:52 PM
I'd like to see the rabbit that lays those.
 
2014-04-16 01:36:04 PM
Celebrate the death (and resurrection) of a Jew by eating bacon.

It seems cynical.  Tasty, but cynical.
 
2014-04-16 04:07:09 PM

Diogenes: I'd like to see the rabbit that lays those.


www.niusnews.com
 
2014-04-16 04:08:11 PM
Anyone got a pic or the recipe?  The Sun is blocked at work.  (They like to keep us in the dark.)
 
2014-04-16 04:10:34 PM
It says that he bunged it in the oven. Even with context I can't figure out some of these British English sayings.
 
2014-04-16 04:15:15 PM
NO.

Don't ruin my bacon and eggs with all that nonsense, and beans have no business at breakfast.
 
2014-04-16 04:16:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Celebrate the death (and resurrection) of a Jew by eating bacon.

It seems cynical.  Tasty, but cynical.


There's a  bit of anti-Semitism to the tradition of pork on Easter (ham, usually).  But it's also a celebration of the fulfillment of the Law and the attendant removal of the need to remain Kosher, as seen in Peter's vision in Acts 10.
 
2014-04-16 04:17:01 PM
Filled with sausage and black pudding.  No thanks.
 
2014-04-16 04:17:08 PM
It's the greatest easter miracle in the history of the world!
 
2014-04-16 04:17:24 PM

scrumpox: Anyone got a pic or the recipe?  The Sun is blocked at work.  (They like to keep us in the dark.)

img.fark.net

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2014-04-16 04:17:31 PM

scrumpox: Anyone got a pic or the recipe?  The Sun is blocked at work.  (They like to keep us in the dark.)


Pros: no skin cancer

cons: vitamin D deficiency
 
2014-04-16 04:17:34 PM
Are we ever going to reach Peak Bacon? I mean, it's alright I guess, I just never understood the obsession the internet has with it. "Take product X, add bacon, OMGZ" is getting a little worn out. To each their own, I suppose.

Editor's note: This was toned down from my original:

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2014-04-16 04:18:03 PM
Could have done without the black pudding filling.

/egg filling would be good
 
2014-04-16 04:20:16 PM
Easter? Didn't you freaks celebrate that last year? Why you got to go and celebrate it again?
 
2014-04-16 04:21:03 PM
Omg so trendy so bacon so so bacon.


/stop with this bacon fandom
//we get it
///unless you cure your own bacon. That's worth posting about
 
2014-04-16 04:22:46 PM
Get over bacon already. It's not even the best cured porcine product. Stop making things out of it to post on the Internet so you can get 5000 likes or followers or retweets or whatever the Fark.
 
2014-04-16 04:25:49 PM

divgradcurl: scrumpox: Anyone got a pic or the recipe?  The Sun is blocked at work.  (They like to keep us in the dark.)

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Using an oval-shaped pie-dish, Mike weaved the bacon into separate halves and bunged them in the oven.
The icing on the cake was putting the extras inside, and Mike said of his finished work: "The egg conceals a couple of nice Cumberland sausages and some fried slices of black pudding - also on the plate; fried tomato, mushroom, potato slices, fried bread, baked beans and a fried egg (cooked to perfection with a liquid yolk) - and a nice mug of tea on the side."
 
2014-04-16 04:26:04 PM
I have no idea what I just read.  Crossbeam askew on treadle?
 
2014-04-16 04:27:45 PM
Meanwhile in America....

0.tqn.com
 
2014-04-16 04:29:54 PM

ebenbane: Omg so trendy so bacon so so bacon.


/stop with this bacon fandom
//we get it
///unless you cure your own bacon. That's worth posting about


Exactly this.

The whole bacon in this and bacon in that and bacon wrapped in bacon bullshiat has jumped the shark.

Every time I see a new bacon infused product or hear someone talking about putting bacon in something ironic I think, "what a complete and total twunt."

It's not new and innovative. You're not being clever. Just repetitive and boring.
 
2014-04-16 04:31:30 PM

Semper IvXx: Get over bacon already. It's not even the best cured porcine product. Stop making things out of it to post on the Internet so you can get 5000 likes or followers or retweets or whatever the Fark.


How about some love for speck or guanciale, amiright?
People dont know what they are missing.
 
2014-04-16 04:38:27 PM
Newsflash:

NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER HAS EVER GIVEN A SINGLE fark IF YOU ARE 'OVER' SOMETHING.


Me, I still like bacon, and enjoy random bacon related things.  Hence, my clicking the thread.  Instead I'm treating to some basement-dwelling assholes diatribe/blog post about the current state of his shiat-stained drawers and what he does or doesn't care for in internet fads.
 
2014-04-16 04:38:53 PM
Is this the thread where we complain about other people liking bacon? *reads* Yeup.

UtileDysfunktion: Could have done without the black pudding filling.


What's wrong with black pudding?

UtileDysfunktion: /egg filling would be good


There is that. If the whole were wrapped around a scramble, or even a soft-boiled, that'd've been better.

/never tried black pudding
//love me some morcilla, though
 
2014-04-16 04:41:52 PM

RevMark: ebenbane: Omg so trendy so bacon so so bacon.


/stop with this bacon fandom
//we get it
///unless you cure your own bacon. That's worth posting about

Exactly this.

The whole bacon in this and bacon in that and bacon wrapped in bacon bullshiat has jumped the shark.

Every time I see a new bacon infused product or hear someone talking about putting bacon in something ironic I think, "what a complete and total twunt."

It's not new and innovative. You're not being clever. Just repetitive and boring.


Thanks to bloggers and aggregators Bacon has become the fedora of cured meats.
Any idiot can make something decent with it, and then can post about it.
it literally take no skill to weave a basket of bacon or cover something in it.
However it takes serious skill to break a whole pig down, wasting nothing nothing andand creatin creating various forcemeats and or sub primal fabrications.
 
2014-04-16 04:42:51 PM
Just stop it.

/stupid
 
2014-04-16 04:56:27 PM
Yeah, beans for breakfast.
Brilliant.
Canned beans,

Apex of culinary excellence, those Britons.
 
2014-04-16 04:57:24 PM
I like bacon.  I don't go wild over it or impulsively buy products with bacon flavors.  I do sometimes think if I got super drunk on bacon vodka that if smelling bacon in the morning would induce violent vomiting.
/pancetta > bacon
 
2014-04-16 05:08:33 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Is this the thread where we complain about other people liking bacon? *reads* Yeup.

UtileDysfunktion: Could have done without the black pudding filling.

What's wrong with black pudding?

UtileDysfunktion: /egg filling would be good

There is that. If the whole were wrapped around a scramble, or even a soft-boiled, that'd've been better.

/never tried black pudding
//love me some morcilla, though


No, no one is complaining if you like bacon. I like bacon, everyone likes bacon but the Jews. And I suspect they secretly like it but can't for religious reasons.

The complaining is because people won't shut the fark up about it or quit making stupid shiat out of it to put on the Internet.

I made a giant dildo out of bacon. Feel free to stick it in your ass and put that on the Internet so you can get a bunch of random idiots to pay attention to you.
 
2014-04-16 05:10:59 PM

TheEndIsNigh: I_Am_Weasel: Celebrate the death (and resurrection) of a Jew by eating bacon.

It seems cynical.  Tasty, but cynical.

There's a  bit of anti-Semitism to the tradition of pork on Easter (ham, usually).  But it's also a celebration of the fulfillment of the Law and the attendant removal of the need to remain Kosher, as seen in Peter's vision in Acts 10.


"...In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean." Mark 7:19
 
2014-04-16 05:15:12 PM

ebenbane: How about some love for speck or guanciale, amiright?
People dont know what they are missing.


*Google search...second Google search...*

Sounds good, but aren't there are a few issues with availability in the continental US?
 
2014-04-16 05:22:58 PM
Bacon flavored sex ..

NSFW? SFW? I don't know. I work for myself
 
2014-04-16 05:24:02 PM

Semper IvXx: ArcadianRefugee: Is this the thread where we complain about other people liking bacon? *reads* Yeup.


No, no one is complaining if you like bacon. I like bacon, everyone likes bacon but the Jews. And I suspect they secretly like it but can't for religious reasons.

The complaining is because people won't shut the fark up about it or quit making stupid shiat out of it to put on the Internet.

I made a giant dildo out of bacon. Feel free to stick it in your ass and put that on the Internet so you can get a bunch of random idiots to pay attention to you.

Jews like bacon, too. They're just not allowed to eat it.

No one cares if you don't like what other people like. No one forces you to click on articles related to bacon. Or to come to Fark and even read the bacon-y headlines. Fact it, you are choosing to put yourself in the middle of it all and then biatching that you are surrounded by it. This marks you as a complete farking moron. And a projectionist, since doing so means you are the attention whore. You could have seen a bacon-related headline, rolled your eyes, and moved on. You could install a small Grease Monkey script that strips from Fark any headlines with the word "bacon" in it. But, no, instead you chose to come in here and tell everyone just how stupid they are for supporting something you don't like.

So go EaBoD, rape yourself, and STFU.
 
2014-04-16 05:33:45 PM

CruJones: NO.

Don't ruin my bacon and eggs with all that nonsense, and beans have no business at breakfast.


I take it you've never had huevos rancheros for breakfast? They're commonly served with either pintos or black beans.

/my brother's married to a beautiful Mexican lady
//his MIL makes awesome rancheros with black beans & fresh tortillas
//damn, now I'm hungry
 
2014-04-16 05:46:18 PM
It took him until 40 to realize he can eat as many cookies as he wants?
 
2014-04-16 05:51:02 PM

divgradcurl: scrumpox: Anyone got a pic or the recipe?  The Sun is blocked at work.  (They like to keep us in the dark.)

[img.fark.net image 620x413]
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Thanks!
Looks yummy.

 

bikerbob59: divgradcurl: scrumpox: Anyone got a pic or the recipe?  The Sun is blocked at work.  (They like to keep us in the dark.)

[img.fark.net image 620x413]
[img.fark.net image 620x750]


Using an oval-shaped pie-dish, Mike weaved the bacon into separate halves and bunged them in the oven.
The icing on the cake was putting the extras inside, and Mike said of his finished work: "The egg conceals a couple of nice Cumberland sausages and some fried slices of black pudding - also on the plate; fried tomato, mushroom, potato slices, fried bread, baked beans and a fried egg (cooked to perfection with a liquid yolk) - and a nice mug of tea on the side."


And thanks!
I think the black pudding would be a deal breaker...
 
2014-04-16 07:04:30 PM
Stop with the bacon, already. Easter is definitely Scotch egg time.
 
2014-04-16 07:18:22 PM
Sounds delicious to me, although I would probably just leave it hollow and eat it for the bacon.

I hardly eat any bacon even though I love it. It makes the entire house smell like bacon, which on paper sounds wonderful but IMHO in practice is kind of disgusting.
 
2014-04-16 07:53:10 PM
It's just a wad of bacon in a vaguely oval shape
 
2014-04-16 08:39:01 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: It's just a wad of bacon in a vaguely oval shape


No, more like a Faberge egg of bacon.
 
2014-04-17 09:16:52 AM

johnson442: TheEndIsNigh: I_Am_Weasel: Celebrate the death (and resurrection) of a Jew by eating bacon.

It seems cynical.  Tasty, but cynical.

There's a  bit of anti-Semitism to the tradition of pork on Easter (ham, usually).  But it's also a celebration of the fulfillment of the Law and the attendant removal of the need to remain Kosher, as seen in Peter's vision in Acts 10.

"...In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean." Mark 7:19


There's that, too. But obviously Peter didn't get the memo.
 
2014-04-17 02:15:49 PM

zenobia: Stop with the bacon, already. Easter is definitely Scotch egg time.


So good. I stumbled on one by accident.

I keep the frequency to "almost never," but DAMN are those tasty.

Had mine here:

a4.urbancdn.com
 
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