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(WTKR)   You know it was a bad storm when a 751-foot cargo ship washes up on the beach   (wtkr.com) divider line 58
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2014-04-16 10:29:15 AM
Viral marketing for the new Godzilla film due out next month.
 
2014-04-16 10:41:11 AM
Can I keep it?

Please?
 
2014-04-16 10:58:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?


Finders keepers.
 
2014-04-16 11:38:04 AM
Navigating that channel under normal conditions is pretty serious, but throw in some serious chop and wind, especially with a ship with acres of freeboard like that and things can get mighty sh*tty mighty fast.  Note in TFA the collision between the container ship and a rigging vessel an hour later, and the freighters dragging anchor at moorings.  That's seriously dangerous.
 
2014-04-16 11:58:38 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?


If there are people on board, no.
 
2014-04-16 11:59:28 AM
The first guy to show up with a cutting torch gets salvage rights, right? I think I read that some where. Hurry up, I need to pick up a tank of acetylene.
 
2014-04-16 11:59:42 AM

probesport: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

If there are people on board, no.


YOU SUCK I HATE YOU
 
2014-04-16 12:01:20 PM

Walker: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

Finders keepers.


You might be surprised what you can finder/keeper on the high seas.  Admiralty Laws, rights of salvage, and all that.  You can't keep any of the people, though.

Run out there in your dinghy, and put a tow rope on the bow.  It's yours.
 
2014-04-16 12:01:53 PM

factoryconnection: Navigating that channel under normal conditions is pretty serious, but throw in some serious chop and wind, especially with a ship with acres of freeboard like that and things can get mighty sh*tty mighty fast.  Note in TFA the collision between the container ship and a rigging vessel an hour later, and the freighters dragging anchor at moorings.  That's seriously dangerous.


I'm pretty sure that every pair of pants on that rigging vessel had extra wide brown streaks when the ship that was almost 13 and a half times larger than it swapped paint with it.

/you're going to need a bigger boat
 
2014-04-16 12:04:45 PM
My guess is that they must have lost main engine power.  No prudent mariner just allows his anchor to be dragged.
 
2014-04-16 12:04:51 PM

MooseBayou: Walker: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

Finders keepers.

You might be surprised what you can finder/keeper on the high seas.  Admiralty Laws, rights of salvage, and all that.  You can't keep any of the people, though.

Run out there in your dinghy, and put a tow rope on the bow.  It's yours.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-16 12:05:11 PM
It's a gale if a ship washes up on the beach.

It's a cyclone if the ship is tossed up on the beach.
 
2014-04-16 12:05:43 PM

MooseBayou: My guess is that they must have lost main engine power.  No prudent mariner just allows his anchor to be dragged.


Some people pay good money to get a decent anchor dragging these days.
 
2014-04-16 12:06:21 PM

MooseBayou: Run out there in your dinghy, and put a tow rope on the bow. It's yours.


Not quite, if you had a Tug boat and were able to free the vessel you then have right to bill the owners for the retrieval, if they then don't pay you get to keep the ship. IIRC the going rate for freeing a grounded vessel is between $100-$200 a foot, so it can be a sizable payday.
 
2014-04-16 12:11:56 PM

factoryconnection: Navigating that channel under normal conditions is pretty serious, but throw in some serious chop and wind, especially with a ship with acres of freeboard like that and things can get mighty sh*tty mighty fast.  Note in TFA the collision between the container ship and a rigging vessel an hour later, and the freighters dragging anchor at moorings.  That's seriously dangerous.


I think they were lying at anchor at the sea buoy, not trying to navigate the channel.  They may have needed a pilot, (I disremember the restrictions in the Chesapeake), if they are a foreign-flag vessel.  Or, they may have been waiting for wharf space.

The Coast Guard, I am pretty certain, requires a permit to run up and down the Bay, and they would not have issued one during weather like this.
 
2014-04-16 12:13:23 PM
Not like the MSC Napoli, with the Beemer cycles. Most of those brand new bikes disappeared. www.thesun.co.uk%252Fsol%252Fhomepage%252Fnews%252F29205%252FStricken - ship-attracts-looters.html%3B540%3B320
 
2014-04-16 12:15:45 PM

MooseBayou: My guess is that they must have lost main engine power.  No prudent mariner just allows his anchor to be dragged.


Unless it's blowing 70 and you're in the bay.
 
2014-04-16 12:17:19 PM

Tom_Slick: MooseBayou: Run out there in your dinghy, and put a tow rope on the bow. It's yours.

Not quite, if you had a Tug boat and were able to free the vessel you then have right to bill the owners for the retrieval, if they then don't pay you get to keep the ship. IIRC the going rate for freeing a grounded vessel is between $100-$200 a foot, so it can be a sizable payday.


Yeah, you have to be able to propel the equipment.  The going rate for a 5,000 HP tug to standby or to free a grounded ship, in 1980 was about $1,000.00 per day.  I couldn't guess what the day rate would be now.

Maybe, just maybe, if you had just the right dinghy, and just the right propulsion mechanism ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skRb-oND3qA
www.csmonitor.com
RIP, Charles Atlas.
 
2014-04-16 12:19:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: probesport: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

If there are people on board, no.

YOU SUCK I HATE YOU


Go to your room, NOW!
 
2014-04-16 12:21:13 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: MooseBayou: My guess is that they must have lost main engine power.  No prudent mariner just allows his anchor to be dragged.

Unless it's blowing 70 and you're in the bay.


They weren't in the bay.  All those ship are lying at anchor, at the sea buoy, waiting for whatever.
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2014-04-16 12:22:16 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-16 12:26:25 PM
Meh.  Was expecting something more like this:

cache.boston.com
 
2014-04-16 12:27:45 PM
MooseBayou: [pic]

That's about how the New Carissa looked on her first day as a wreck.
 
2014-04-16 12:36:07 PM

UtileDysfunktion: Meh.  Was expecting something more like this:

[cache.boston.com image 850x535]


It's amazing that thing is balancing so neatly on its keel.
 
2014-04-16 12:38:03 PM

IoSaturnalia: MooseBayou: [pic]

That's about how the New Carissa looked on her first day as a wreck.


That was a fine mess.
 
2014-04-16 12:40:44 PM
Now they can unload the cargo right on to the beach.
 
2014-04-16 12:51:18 PM
I call dibs!  I call....

Walker: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

Finders keepers.


CRAP!


/oh swell
 
2014-04-16 01:07:40 PM
Was hoping for the cargo but looks empty.
 
2014-04-16 01:09:08 PM
img.fark.net

What Chicks Beach may look like.
 
2014-04-16 01:16:00 PM
So the captain wasn't into the sauce?

Huh.
 
2014-04-16 01:16:58 PM

MooseBayou: UtileDysfunktion: Meh.  Was expecting something more like this:

[cache.boston.com image 850x535]

It's amazing that thing is balancing so neatly on its keel.


Looks like it's stuck in the sand a fair bit (can't make out the screw).
 
2014-04-16 01:18:31 PM

UtileDysfunktion: Looks like it's stuck in the sand a fair bit (can't make out the screw).


x4.fjcdn.com
 
2014-04-16 01:20:38 PM

MooseBayou: My guess is that they must have lost main engine power.  No prudent mariner just allows his anchor to be dragged.


If he had his anchor deployed he probably would've washed up stern first, as he would have been flagged with the wind.

/that boat most certainly has duel mains, odds of losing both are long.
 
2014-04-16 01:28:36 PM
The 751-foot bulk carrier Ornak is aground at the 2800 block of Shore Drive near First Landing State Park.


You are of the clan Ornak .  I am the last of my line, but my clan will outlive yours.
 
2014-04-16 01:30:15 PM

MooseBayou: Walker: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

Finders keepers.

You might be surprised what you can finder/keeper on the high seas.  Admiralty Laws, rights of salvage, and all that.  You can't keep any of the people, though.

Run out there in your dinghy, and put a tow rope on the bow.  It's yours.


3.bp.blogspot.comimg.fark.net
 whatculture.com
Well. There goes out salvage boys.
 
2014-04-16 01:33:17 PM

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: I call dibs!  I call....

Walker: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

Finders keepers.

CRAP!


/oh swell


CLAIMED!
 
2014-04-16 01:34:18 PM

ficklefkrfark: If he had his anchor deployed he probably would've washed up stern first, as he would have been flagged with the wind.



Nope.  When you drag anchor, your boat is broadside to the wind.
 
2014-04-16 01:37:40 PM
They have to wait outside the Chesapeake Bay Bridge/Tunnel channel for a Bay Pilot before coming up to Baltimore. Guess they have to have a Pilot for Newport News, Porsmouth & Norfolk as well.

You can track most any vessels worlwide here:

http://www.marinetraffic.com/ais/home
 
2014-04-16 01:48:39 PM
Why does it need so many feet?

/stolen from whale
 
2014-04-16 01:48:50 PM

Lapdance: They have to wait outside the Chesapeake Bay Bridge/Tunnel channel for a Bay Pilot before coming up to Baltimore. Guess they have to have a Pilot for Newport News, Porsmouth & Norfolk as well.

You can track most any vessels worlwide here:

http://www.marinetraffic.com/ais/home


Why didnt they use this to locate that Malaysian plane that became a really bad boat?
 
2014-04-16 01:54:57 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: MooseBayou: Walker: AverageAmericanGuy: Can I keep it?

Please?

Finders keepers.

You might be surprised what you can finder/keeper on the high seas.  Admiralty Laws, rights of salvage, and all that.  You can't keep any of the people, though.

Run out there in your dinghy, and put a tow rope on the bow.  It's yours.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x302][img.fark.net image 820x400]
 [whatculture.com image 600x300]
Well. There goes out salvage boys.


....Buuuuuuut......if they were all dead when we got here......
 
2014-04-16 02:05:00 PM

probesport: Lapdance: They have to wait outside the Chesapeake Bay Bridge/Tunnel channel for a Bay Pilot before coming up to Baltimore. Guess they have to have a Pilot for Newport News, Porsmouth & Norfolk as well.

You can track most any vessels worlwide here:

http://www.marinetraffic.com/ais/home

Why didnt they use this to locate that Malaysian plane that became a really bad boat?


You're bad, and you should feel bad.

/excuse me stewardess, what's the movie on this flight?
 
2014-04-16 02:05:10 PM

IoSaturnalia: MooseBayou: [pic]

That's about how the New Carissa looked on her first day as a wreck.


Those were the Happy Times for the US Navy.
 
2014-04-16 02:37:51 PM
Where were you when the ship hit the span?
 
2014-04-16 02:56:22 PM

ficklefkrfark: MooseBayou: My guess is that they must have lost main engine power.  No prudent mariner just allows his anchor to be dragged.

If he had his anchor deployed he probably would've washed up stern first, as he would have been flagged with the wind.

/that boat most certainly has duel mains, odds of losing both are long.


Could have been the fuel was contaminated with water, and fouled the injectors.  Dunno.
 
2014-04-16 03:22:39 PM
To help stabilize the ships, the Virginia Pilot office dispatched 11 pilots to help the vessels at anchorage.


That's the problem with well-intentioned but ill-equipped organizations sending emergency relief personnel.

When your boat is experiencing boat problems such as "dragging anchor", being more underwater than normal, or being unexpectedly on a beach- you are probably not going to need 11 guys to stand behind you yelling "pull up!" and ogling your stewardesses.
 
2014-04-16 03:28:38 PM
It's a bad day and a Master that underestimated the severity of the wind and overestimated the holding power of his single anchor.

Being empty & in ballast she is a plaything for the wind.

It keeps happening, like the Korean Master of PASHA BULKER off Newcastle a couple of years ago who sat in his cabin drinking coffee until he was aground close enough to walk to a cafe :

www.theepochtimes.com
 
2014-04-16 03:33:51 PM
http://wavy.com/2014/04/15/coast-guard-ship-ran-aground-near-cbbt/">h ttp://wavy.com/2014/04/15/coast-guard-ship-ran-aground-near-cbbt/

slightly more information about it.  specifically, that it was indeed anchored and not navigating the channel or the bay.  "About an hour later, Petty Officer Brandyn Hill with the Coast Guard said a 751-foot cargo ship that was anchored at Lynnhaven Anchorage port facility ran aground near First Landing State Park."

i realize some people have already commented here saying that this is most likely the case, but here's a little confirmation on that.
 
2014-04-16 03:42:50 PM

dalverian: i realize some people have already commented here saying that this is most likely the case, but here's a little confirmation on that.


That does change the situation quite a bit and bodes poorly for the Master's career.
 
2014-04-16 04:09:05 PM
Meh... Graveyard of the Atlantic... happens all the time...

/at least it used to...

img.fark.net
 
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