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(Telegraph)   Erotic: "After taking a midnight swim, she came out soaking wet." Not erotic: "After using the public toilet, she came out soaking wet"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-04-16 07:35:14 AM
Well, I do believe some might, erm, appreciate that just as much. Not for me, mind, but each to their own.
 
2014-04-16 08:02:23 AM
It sounds like this porta-potty is possessed by the ghost of a pervert.
 
2014-04-16 08:57:13 AM
Na, it still works for me.
 
2014-04-16 08:57:18 AM
FTA -  The loo is located next to football matches on nearby pitches, as well as dog walkers, anglers, Woking Model Yacht Club, a boot camp and the Charlotteville Rascals junior cycling club.

You just know this is three ways to nasty
 
2014-04-16 09:00:48 AM
Says you subby, says YOU!!!
 
2014-04-16 09:02:09 AM
Do NOT go in there.
 
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2014-04-16 09:02:16 AM
These fancy roboloos are about as expensive as a low tech toilet and a full time minimum wage attendant to keep it clean and mostly rape-free.
 
2014-04-16 09:02:59 AM
I happened upon a few of these automated public restrooms in France.  They had no toilet seat (so sit on the bowl or squat over it), a button to spray sanitizer on the bowl, and they were always wet to the point of almost being flooded (some had puddles in them).

Of course, it was a major step up from the non-automated public restrooms....which I still have nightmares about.
 
2014-04-16 09:03:44 AM
Says you, subby. Don't tell me out to flap. I'm writing a letter to Prudence right now.
 
2014-04-16 09:07:23 AM
Does it use recycled water to clean the unit?

Software company code writer is a douche.
 
2014-04-16 09:09:26 AM
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2014-04-16 09:12:49 AM
What a midnight swim might look like

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If it was right at sundown, or north of the Arctic Circle.
 
2014-04-16 09:16:26 AM
Public toilet water...


*HEAVE* HEAVE* *VOMIT*
 
2014-04-16 09:19:49 AM
If it really is that much of an issue, one would think it came up during usability testing. Assuming they do that kinda thing in toilet design, that is.
 
2014-04-16 09:34:41 AM
Was she blue?
 
2014-04-16 09:36:11 AM
So whenever a human goes inside to toilet feels  unclean and bathes, perfectly understandable.
 
2014-04-16 09:37:36 AM

Evil Mackerel: So whenever a human goes inside the toilet it feels  unclean and bathes, perfectly understandable.


/My preview foo needs work.
 
2014-04-16 09:38:20 AM
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2014-04-16 09:39:55 AM
Did someone mention pee?

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2014-04-16 09:47:03 AM

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Oh no no no no no nope no.
 
2014-04-16 09:55:47 AM
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Velma: Old Man Pendergrast hoped that by making everyone believe the toilet was haunted, it would scare away the locals...
Daphne: So that he could buy up all the property for a new Fish and Chips and Eel Restaurant
Special Guest Star John Cleese: So now I can go forward with my Shakespeare on an Aldis Lamp in the Park production?
Fred: I'm sure it will be a bright spot on the summer play program.
ALL: GROAN
Shaggy: Man, All this trouble caused by a toilet
Scooby: Rat was run rary rit!
Shaggy: You can say that again, Skoob!
All Laugh
 
2014-04-16 10:06:03 AM
In England, 400 people sign a petition to have the loo fixed.  In the U.S., the first woman to get drenched would have contacted a lawyer and sued every public official who was even aware the toilet existed along with every company that had anything to do with the construction and/or maintenance of said toilet.  After the huge press conference, complete with weeping victim wailing about how her life had been traumatized beyond redemption, the toilet would have been summarily destroyed and a commission would have been appointed to replace said facility.  Additionally, a bill would have been introduced into Congress to set up several more bureaucracies charged with developing approved toilet facility standards and with overseeing the building of such facilities.  Separate bureaucracies would be developed in every locale desirous of  new facilities that would write grant requests and develop policies and procedures to oversee and maintain those facilities.  At the end of a several  year process, it would be discovered that the new designs were no more reliable than the old ones so a special commission would be appointed to hang signs in all public facilities saying "Use at your own risk.  Random drenching may occur."  These would be in several languages, including a Braille script across the bottom.  But we sure as hell wouldn't have 400 people signing a petition.
 
2014-04-16 11:07:09 AM
I was in a YMCA locker room once and went to use the bathroom.  I was in a stall next to one that had a big sign on it "Out of Order" and the door was chained shut.

Suddenly there was a giant "KERSPLOOSH!!" and a fountain of water hit the ceiling and the flushing hardware hit the ground like it was tossed into the air some too.

...then I heard a wimpering....slight at first and then it turned into a full on toddler howl...while this 4 year old boy came crawling out from under the stall door soaking wet!

His dad was laughing harder than me when he ran around the corner and saw.

/csb
 
2014-04-16 11:14:19 AM
Heard of people getting assaulted IN a public toilet.

This is the first I've ever heard of people getting assaulted BY a public toilet.

On the other hand, Johnny Knoxville would love this thing.
 
2014-04-16 11:27:58 AM

JohnCarter: FTA -  The loo is located next to football matches on nearby pitches, as well as dog walkers, anglers, Woking Model Yacht Club, a boot camp and the Charlotteville Rascals junior cycling club.

You just know this is three ways to nasty


I blame the model yachters.
 
2014-04-16 11:35:10 AM
Door may open during use and can soak u in water? Hahahaha
 
2014-04-16 11:36:19 AM

TheGogmagog: Do NOT go in there.


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If I'd been drinking out of the toilet,  I might have been killed.
 
2014-04-16 12:56:40 PM

semiotix: JohnCarter: FTA -  The loo is located next to football matches on nearby pitches, as well as dog walkers, anglers, Woking Model Yacht Club, a boot camp and the Charlotteville Rascals junior cycling club.

You just know this is three ways to nasty

I blame the model yachters.


Hating the cycling club is the proper answer here.  Something about those spandex outfits turn them into jerks.
 
2014-04-16 01:21:59 PM
You forget Subby, there are some creepy motherfarkers out there.

\this phrasing was intentional.
 
2014-04-16 01:22:37 PM

TheGogmagog: semiotix: JohnCarter: FTA -  The loo is located next to football matches on nearby pitches, as well as dog walkers, anglers, Woking Model Yacht Club, a boot camp and the Charlotteville Rascals junior cycling club.

You just know this is three ways to nasty

I blame the model yachters.

Hating the cycling club is the proper answer here.  Something about those spandex outfits turn them into jerks.


I disrespectfully disagree.
 
2014-04-16 05:16:48 PM
So woman does a courtesy flush and activates the stall cleaning cycle. Automated arm meant to ensure nobody was on the toilet instead knocked her to the ground and the cleaning cycle continued.

This is why I will never buy a Land Rover or Jaguar.
 
2014-04-16 06:23:41 PM

caddisfly: So woman does a courtesy flush and activates the stall cleaning cycle. Automated arm meant to ensure nobody was on the toilet instead knocked her to the ground and the cleaning cycle continued.

This is why I will never buy a Land Rover or Jaguar.


She was probably hovering. It's gotta have a "is someone sitting on the seat?" sensor.
 
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