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(Naples Daily News)   News: Teacher Arrested For DUI. Worse News: She blew a .27 two hours after she was pulled over... Fark: ...on her way to school at 7:00 a.m   (m.naplesnews.com) divider line 31
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2014-04-16 07:15:36 AM  
4 votes:
OK students, today we're going to practice reading with the lights out and in complete silence.
2014-04-16 07:08:57 AM  
3 votes:
The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" worked
hej
2014-04-16 07:07:52 AM  
3 votes:
You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.
2014-04-16 08:06:38 AM  
2 votes:

phrawgh: She was in a hurry to see her strapping young boyfriend.


media.naplesnews.com

He's a brave lad.
2014-04-16 07:30:29 AM  
2 votes:
So she went to jail.  Do you think she could tell the difference being in jail from being in her classroom?
2014-04-16 07:08:16 AM  
2 votes:
Ahhh, good old Lee County. If you were familiar with the local population this poor lady has to deal with on a daily basis you would understand why she needs a quart of vodak to prepare for work every day.
2014-04-16 11:29:02 AM  
1 votes:
Blowing a .27 two hours after being pulled over should be celebrated!
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com
2014-04-16 10:23:40 AM  
1 votes:
As a former teacher I certainly understand. Many a morning during my first couple of years teaching I had to raid the milk cooler to quench my cotton mouth. I got older and wiser but I'm glad I didn't have to take a breathalyzer to enter the school during my younger days.
2014-04-16 10:15:29 AM  
1 votes:

Arcturus72: fireclown: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.

Oh, foo on that.  You picked this job, and those of us whose taxes or tuition fees pay your salary expect you to show up on time and sober.

1/10


1/10 my behind.  I expect the guy who rings me up at McDonalds to be sober, let alone someone who I trust with my kids.
2014-04-16 09:44:54 AM  
1 votes:

JohnCarter: Well, she will not win the "Hot Dunk teacher of the year" award

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tundratabloids.com

She might be better able to assist you.
2014-04-16 09:25:53 AM  
1 votes:
.27? in a row?
2014-04-16 09:15:05 AM  
1 votes:
Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school's website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m.

Never forget!
2014-04-16 08:51:10 AM  
1 votes:

groppet: That low? Are you sure she was going to work?


thread over, get back to work ya slackers
2014-04-16 08:25:56 AM  
1 votes:
Not surprising at all. There were teachers who were drunk all the time when I went to school. my 7th grade teacher brought a thermos of bloody marys every day for lunch. My high school vice-principal used to walk around in the winter with a coffee mug that did not steam in the cold weather and yet looked just like coffee with cream. (no it was not iced, that was not a fad until I was an adult). Yet, they were all good at their jobs and the VP even won awards for his work and time at his job.

If the idiotic powers that be would spend more time looking at the job performance and less time worrying about conformity, I suspect we would have more people working. I am not talking about the crossing guard passed out at the curb, but I have known far too many people who drink/smoke/whatever and were great at their job yet lost them due solely to the fact that they got caught in a random test or spotted taking a swig. So, the company loses one of their best employees, not over performance, but over some concept that being 'drug/alcohol free' makes the company look good to... well, I am still wondering who they are trying to impress...
2014-04-16 08:09:24 AM  
1 votes:

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Cold_Sassy: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.

This.

High school.


Still This.  High school is probably even worse.  In grade school you can entertain them with Spongebob or Barney for a few minutes while you sneak off shots in the bathroom.
2014-04-16 08:01:27 AM  
1 votes:
Not bad for 57.   Bet she still has all her teeth.
2014-04-16 08:00:08 AM  
1 votes:
Was she the driver's ed teacher?
2014-04-16 07:58:15 AM  
1 votes:
Not nearly drunk enough to teach public school in Florida.
2014-04-16 07:54:38 AM  
1 votes:
I want to party with her
2014-04-16 07:51:07 AM  
1 votes:
It's more common than you'd think. My neighbor drives for the local school district and I've seen her smashed out of her gourd at 6am.
2014-04-16 07:48:48 AM  
1 votes:
But, look at the great little work ethic she's got...

Suck them down, suck it up and get your butt to work.

I say, good for her.
2014-04-16 07:37:09 AM  
1 votes:
But she is not good looking so why should, for the love of Nancy Grace of the Crash News Network, we even care.
2014-04-16 07:35:13 AM  
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: So she went to jail.  Do you think she could tell the difference being in jail from being in her classroom?


Probably quieter with nicer people.
2014-04-16 07:34:48 AM  
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school's website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m., about two hours after deputies pulled her over in Ester

I guess that's better than being pulled over in utero. Nevermind


I'm not sure if I should groan or golf clap...
2014-04-16 07:34:13 AM  
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.

This.


High school.
2014-04-16 07:33:29 AM  
1 votes:
That low? Are you sure she was going to work?
2014-04-16 07:31:55 AM  
1 votes:
Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school's website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m., about two hours after deputies pulled her over in Ester

I guess that's better than being pulled over in utero. Nevermind
2014-04-16 07:27:09 AM  
1 votes:
Kids make me want to drink too.
2014-04-16 07:18:58 AM  
1 votes:

hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.


This.
2014-04-16 07:16:48 AM  
1 votes:
i am a teacher, and i bet if you pulled me over at any given time it would be the same. but i don't drive. because i KNOW i am drunk.
2014-04-16 07:05:35 AM  
1 votes:
Lightweight.
 
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