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(Naples Daily News)   News: Teacher Arrested For DUI. Worse News: She blew a .27 two hours after she was pulled over... Fark: ...on her way to school at 7:00 a.m   (m.naplesnews.com) divider line 76
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2014-04-16 07:05:35 AM
Lightweight.
 
hej
2014-04-16 07:07:52 AM
You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.
 
2014-04-16 07:08:16 AM
Ahhh, good old Lee County. If you were familiar with the local population this poor lady has to deal with on a daily basis you would understand why she needs a quart of vodak to prepare for work every day.
 
2014-04-16 07:08:57 AM
The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" worked
 
2014-04-16 07:12:08 AM
Yup, that's how alcoholism works. Needs a Sad tag.
 
2014-04-16 07:12:31 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" worked


It may not be true, but when I was young and riding the school bus, word was that the police would point their radar guns up when a school bus came by, and the bus drives knew it.
 
2014-04-16 07:15:36 AM
OK students, today we're going to practice reading with the lights out and in complete silence.
 
2014-04-16 07:16:48 AM
i am a teacher, and i bet if you pulled me over at any given time it would be the same. but i don't drive. because i KNOW i am drunk.
 
2014-04-16 07:18:58 AM

hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.


This.
 
2014-04-16 07:27:09 AM
Kids make me want to drink too.
 
2014-04-16 07:30:29 AM
So she went to jail.  Do you think she could tell the difference being in jail from being in her classroom?
 
2014-04-16 07:31:55 AM
Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school's website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m., about two hours after deputies pulled her over in Ester

I guess that's better than being pulled over in utero. Nevermind
 
2014-04-16 07:33:29 AM
That low? Are you sure she was going to work?
 
2014-04-16 07:34:13 AM

Cold_Sassy: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.

This.


High school.
 
2014-04-16 07:34:48 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school's website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m., about two hours after deputies pulled her over in Ester

I guess that's better than being pulled over in utero. Nevermind


I'm not sure if I should groan or golf clap...
 
2014-04-16 07:35:13 AM

Harry Freakstorm: So she went to jail.  Do you think she could tell the difference being in jail from being in her classroom?


Probably quieter with nicer people.
 
2014-04-16 07:36:17 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Cold_Sassy: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.

This.

High school.


What's your point?
 
2014-04-16 07:37:09 AM
But she is not good looking so why should, for the love of Nancy Grace of the Crash News Network, we even care.
 
2014-04-16 07:38:39 AM
Welcome to my every day if I taught high school in Florida.
 
2014-04-16 07:48:48 AM
But, look at the great little work ethic she's got...

Suck them down, suck it up and get your butt to work.

I say, good for her.
 
2014-04-16 07:51:01 AM

LazyMedia: Yup, that's how alcoholism works. Needs a Sad tag.


This.

Has nothing to do with anything else. She could be a supermodel driving to a photo shoot, once your addicted it becomes a 24/7 habit. She's lucky she didn't kill anyone.
 
2014-04-16 07:51:07 AM
It's more common than you'd think. My neighbor drives for the local school district and I've seen her smashed out of her gourd at 6am.
 
2014-04-16 07:51:50 AM
Not to judge here, but she may have a drinking problem.
 
2014-04-16 07:54:38 AM
I want to party with her
 
2014-04-16 07:58:15 AM
Not nearly drunk enough to teach public school in Florida.
 
2014-04-16 08:00:08 AM
Was she the driver's ed teacher?
 
2014-04-16 08:01:27 AM
Not bad for 57.   Bet she still has all her teeth.
 
2014-04-16 08:03:15 AM
She was in a hurry to see her strapping young boyfriend.
 
2014-04-16 08:06:38 AM

phrawgh: She was in a hurry to see her strapping young boyfriend.


media.naplesnews.com

He's a brave lad.
 
2014-04-16 08:09:24 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Cold_Sassy: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.

This.

High school.


Still This.  High school is probably even worse.  In grade school you can entertain them with Spongebob or Barney for a few minutes while you sneak off shots in the bathroom.
 
2014-04-16 08:09:42 AM
Well, she will not win the "Hot Dunk teacher of the year" award

media.naplesnews.com
 
2014-04-16 08:10:55 AM
Doesn't she have to do a 'Shift' at school?
 
2014-04-16 08:12:22 AM
Vaughn is still on probation related to a May 2013 DUI to which she pleaded no contest in October 2013. Vaughn received one year county probation and a one-year license revocation as part of her plea agreement, though she was allowed to drive to and from work.

Well, methinks she may have a problem...
 
2014-04-16 08:25:56 AM
Not surprising at all. There were teachers who were drunk all the time when I went to school. my 7th grade teacher brought a thermos of bloody marys every day for lunch. My high school vice-principal used to walk around in the winter with a coffee mug that did not steam in the cold weather and yet looked just like coffee with cream. (no it was not iced, that was not a fad until I was an adult). Yet, they were all good at their jobs and the VP even won awards for his work and time at his job.

If the idiotic powers that be would spend more time looking at the job performance and less time worrying about conformity, I suspect we would have more people working. I am not talking about the crossing guard passed out at the curb, but I have known far too many people who drink/smoke/whatever and were great at their job yet lost them due solely to the fact that they got caught in a random test or spotted taking a swig. So, the company loses one of their best employees, not over performance, but over some concept that being 'drug/alcohol free' makes the company look good to... well, I am still wondering who they are trying to impress...
 
2014-04-16 08:27:20 AM
With student loans and all the certs, liquor is about all a teacher can afford for amusement.
 
2014-04-16 08:28:25 AM

Shakin_Haitian: With student loans and all the certs, liquor is about all a teacher can afford for amusement.


If this chick still has student loans, her liquor budget might be in need of reduction.
 
2014-04-16 08:30:52 AM

The Muthaship: Shakin_Haitian: With student loans and all the certs, liquor is about all a teacher can afford for amusement.

If this chick still has student loans, her liquor budget might be in need of reduction.


Well since she had the good fortune of getting her degree before the 2000s, yeah probably.
 
2014-04-16 08:33:48 AM

payattention: Not surprising at all. There were teachers who were drunk all the time when I went to school. my 7th grade teacher brought a thermos of bloody marys every day for lunch. My high school vice-principal used to walk around in the winter with a coffee mug that did not steam in the cold weather and yet looked just like coffee with cream. (no it was not iced, that was not a fad until I was an adult). Yet, they were all good at their jobs and the VP even won awards for his work and time at his job.

If the idiotic powers that be would spend more time looking at the job performance and less time worrying about conformity, I suspect we would have more people working. I am not talking about the crossing guard passed out at the curb, but I have known far too many people who drink/smoke/whatever and were great at their job yet lost them due solely to the fact that they got caught in a random test or spotted taking a swig. So, the company loses one of their best employees, not over performance, but over some concept that being 'drug/alcohol free' makes the company look good to... well, I am still wondering who they are trying to impress...


You do know that insurance companies give gigantic breaks to employers that drug test? Not saying your blame is entirely misplace, though.
 
2014-04-16 08:51:10 AM

groppet: That low? Are you sure she was going to work?


thread over, get back to work ya slackers
 
2014-04-16 08:54:38 AM

payattention: Not surprising at all. There were teachers who were drunk all the time when I went to school. my 7th grade teacher brought a thermos of bloody marys every day for lunch. My high school vice-principal used to walk around in the winter with a coffee mug that did not steam in the cold weather and yet looked just like coffee with cream. (no it was not iced, that was not a fad until I was an adult). Yet, they were all good at their jobs and the VP even won awards for his work and time at his job.

If the idiotic powers that be would spend more time looking at the job performance and less time worrying about conformity, I suspect we would have more people working. I am not talking about the crossing guard passed out at the curb, but I have known far too many people who drink/smoke/whatever and were great at their job yet lost them due solely to the fact that they got caught in a random test or spotted taking a swig. So, the company loses one of their best employees, not over performance, but over some concept that being 'drug/alcohol free' makes the company look good to... well, I am still wondering who they are trying to impress...


They are called functioning alcoholics. The problem is while they think they are functioning, they are a huge liability. They skate by and say "I made it to work and was here all day" but are they performing at their best... or even trying? Trying to nurse a hangover or withdrawal is a full time job in and of itself. Soon, it will be too much and they take a little hair of the dog to help make it through.

Does this mean anyone with a drug problem is worthless? No, but a controlled withdrawal and detox with constant follow up is required. And why should the company/school system/employer be on the hook for that? She was already given a second chance in October 2013, and blew it.

And that is a hard 57.
 
2014-04-16 08:58:15 AM

hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.


This. 100% this!
 
2014-04-16 09:15:05 AM
Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school's website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m.

Never forget!
 
2014-04-16 09:22:05 AM

Alphax: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" worked

It may not be true, but when I was young and riding the school bus, word was that the police would point their radar guns up when a school bus came by, and the bus drives knew it.


Cops rarely pull over pizza delivery guys either. Since you drive for a living they are particularly lenient with certain infractions, including speeding, illegal u-turns and more illegal actions I won't repeat. At least it was true in my case as a white guy.

I suspect bus drivers get a similar leniency.
 
2014-04-16 09:22:50 AM

Alphax: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" worked

It may not be true, but when I was young and riding the school bus, word was that the police would point their radar guns up when a school bus came by, and the bus drives knew it.


Hmm.  CSB.

I drove a school bus in Alvin, Texas for the 2012-13 school year.  Let me tell you, the cops would been ecstatic to pull over and ticket a bus driver.  It would show just how diligent they were in protecting the snowflakes.

As for speeding, our buses were governed at 60 mph, and just didn't have the holeshot to get up to any ticket-able speed.  They were also equipped with real-time GPS, so that the district could dial your bus up on the big board, and check your speed and position anytime they wanted.

God forbid if they tested you, and found .01 BAC.  They would throw you under the jail, and you would be a social pariah.
 
2014-04-16 09:25:53 AM
.27? in a row?
 
2014-04-16 09:26:39 AM
Not bad.  Best I ever had was a .09 after waking up.
 
2014-04-16 09:27:08 AM

hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.


...and be paid jack shiat for it. Florida needs to get its act together and pay its workers fair wages.
 
2014-04-16 09:34:31 AM

JohnCarter: Well, she will not win the "Hot Dunk teacher of the year" award

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On the contrary.......look at that jawline and thos inset eyes
If you are telling me it would be wrong to wake up looking down on that face every morning then I don't want to be right
 
2014-04-16 09:35:20 AM

MooseBayou: Alphax: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" worked

It may not be true, but when I was young and riding the school bus, word was that the police would point their radar guns up when a school bus came by, and the bus drives knew it.

Hmm.  CSB.

I drove a school bus in Alvin, Texas for the 2012-13 school year.  Let me tell you, the cops would been ecstatic to pull over and ticket a bus driver.  It would show just how diligent they were in protecting the snowflakes.

As for speeding, our buses were governed at 60 mph, and just didn't have the holeshot to get up to any ticket-able speed.  They were also equipped with real-time GPS, so that the district could dial your bus up on the big board, and check your speed and position anytime they wanted.

God forbid if they tested you, and found .01 BAC.  They would throw you under the jail, and you would be a social pariah.


Not much in the way of GPS yet in the 1980s, when I rode a bus to school for about 10 years.
 
2014-04-16 09:44:54 AM

JohnCarter: Well, she will not win the "Hot Dunk teacher of the year" award

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