Mr. Coffee Nerves: The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" worked
hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.
Cold_Sassy: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.This.
Harry Freakstorm: Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school's website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m., about two hours after deputies pulled her over in EsterI guess that's better than being pulled over in utero. Nevermind
Harry Freakstorm: So she went to jail. Do you think she could tell the difference being in jail from being in her classroom?
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Cold_Sassy: hej: You'd be desperate to get hammered too if you had to deal with a room full of screaming brats all day.This.High school.
LazyMedia: Yup, that's how alcoholism works. Needs a Sad tag.
phrawgh: She was in a hurry to see her strapping young boyfriend.
Shakin_Haitian: With student loans and all the certs, liquor is about all a teacher can afford for amusement.
The Muthaship: Shakin_Haitian: With student loans and all the certs, liquor is about all a teacher can afford for amusement.If this chick still has student loans, her liquor budget might be in need of reduction.
payattention: Not surprising at all. There were teachers who were drunk all the time when I went to school. my 7th grade teacher brought a thermos of bloody marys every day for lunch. My high school vice-principal used to walk around in the winter with a coffee mug that did not steam in the cold weather and yet looked just like coffee with cream. (no it was not iced, that was not a fad until I was an adult). Yet, they were all good at their jobs and the VP even won awards for his work and time at his job.If the idiotic powers that be would spend more time looking at the job performance and less time worrying about conformity, I suspect we would have more people working. I am not talking about the crossing guard passed out at the curb, but I have known far too many people who drink/smoke/whatever and were great at their job yet lost them due solely to the fact that they got caught in a random test or spotted taking a swig. So, the company loses one of their best employees, not over performance, but over some concept that being 'drug/alcohol free' makes the company look good to... well, I am still wondering who they are trying to impress...
groppet: That low? Are you sure she was going to work?
Alphax: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" workedIt may not be true, but when I was young and riding the school bus, word was that the police would point their radar guns up when a school bus came by, and the bus drives knew it.
JohnCarter: Well, she will not win the "Hot Dunk teacher of the year" award[media.naplesnews.com image 120x150]
MooseBayou: Alphax: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The school bus drivers were probably relieved to see the "bait car" workedIt may not be true, but when I was young and riding the school bus, word was that the police would point their radar guns up when a school bus came by, and the bus drives knew it.Hmm. CSB.I drove a school bus in Alvin, Texas for the 2012-13 school year. Let me tell you, the cops would been ecstatic to pull over and ticket a bus driver. It would show just how diligent they were in protecting the snowflakes.As for speeding, our buses were governed at 60 mph, and just didn't have the holeshot to get up to any ticket-able speed. They were also equipped with real-time GPS, so that the district could dial your bus up on the big board, and check your speed and position anytime they wanted.God forbid if they tested you, and found .01 BAC. They would throw you under the jail, and you would be a social pariah.
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