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(ESPN)   Carmelo Anthony tears labrum, hopefully won't get sand in it   (espn.go.com) divider line 31
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2014-04-16 05:37:53 AM
AW as a Nugget. AW now. Hope Jackson either humbles him or gets rid of him.
 
2014-04-16 05:59:36 AM
Maybe if Carmelo wasn't such a coont, he wouldn't have torn his labia
 
2014-04-16 06:54:15 AM
Maybe he should have distributed the strain to other muscles.
 
2014-04-16 07:01:31 AM
You go hoist 40 reps a night and see how your labrum feels, tough guy.
 
2014-04-16 07:05:01 AM
No playoffs, so it won't make a vas deferens for the Knicks
 
2014-04-16 07:05:58 AM
Wasnt a similar headline submitted a long time ago about Carmelo? Or am I going crazy?
 
2014-04-16 08:10:07 AM

Fallout Boy: Wasnt a similar headline submitted a long time ago about Carmelo? Or am I going crazy?


Pretty much every time there's a labrum injury fark gets a labia joke headline.
 
2014-04-16 08:12:31 AM

Fallout Boy: Wasnt a similar headline submitted a long time ago about Carmelo? Or am I going crazy?


It's possible - he *is* a twatwad, after all.  Hope selling his soul to get a championship was worth it for Boeheim, because otherwise Melo's got zero to his name and it'll stay that way for the foreseeable future.
 
2014-04-16 08:45:15 AM
He totally should have passed the ball to one of his awesome teammates instead of shooting so much.
 
2014-04-16 09:38:12 AM
Some sympathy for his injury, none for the team situation he is in.
 
2014-04-16 09:53:26 AM
Where is hockey thread?

WHERE IS HOCKEY THREAD??!?!??
 
2014-04-16 10:02:07 AM

RumsfeldsReplacement: Where is hockey thread?

WHERE IS HOCKEY THREAD??!?!??


Took a knee to the head, blood everywhere...Getting two stitches and a motrin for the pain...it'll be back on the ice next shift
 
2014-04-16 10:24:05 AM

LucklessWonder: Fallout Boy: Wasnt a similar headline submitted a long time ago about Carmelo? Or am I going crazy?

Pretty much every time there's a labrum injury fark gets a labia joke headline.


You sound majora-ly pissed or minora-ly pissed.  I can't decide.  :)
 
2014-04-16 10:32:28 AM

Rann Xerox: LucklessWonder: Fallout Boy: Wasnt a similar headline submitted a long time ago about Carmelo? Or am I going crazy?

Pretty much every time there's a labrum injury fark gets a labia joke headline.

You sound majora-ly pissed or minora-ly pissed.  I can't decide.  :)


Twat a terrible joke...
 
2014-04-16 11:30:45 AM

TabASlotB: Rann Xerox: LucklessWonder: Fallout Boy: Wasnt a similar headline submitted a long time ago about Carmelo? Or am I going crazy?

Pretty much every time there's a labrum injury fark gets a labia joke headline.

You sound majora-ly pissed or minora-ly pissed.  I can't decide.  :)

Twat a terrible joke...


There ya go and snatch the humor out of this thread.
 
2014-04-16 11:31:14 AM
And the Knicks had there best win yesterday without him on the court. Sadly it meant nothing.
 
2014-04-16 11:39:18 AM

Franco: And the Knicks had there best win yesterday without him on the court. Sadly it meant nothing.


Melo is not the problem with the Knicks.  I am not even sure he is a problem for the Knicks.
 
2014-04-16 11:59:41 AM
Unfortunately Carmelo would not let doctors give his labrum stitches because it's not a snitch.
 
2014-04-16 12:17:44 PM
It's very easy to tell who in this thread who has and who has not actually watched Carmelo play this year.
 
2014-04-16 12:20:11 PM

Mike_LowELL: It's very easy to tell who in this thread who has and who has not actually watched Carmelo play this year.


It's also very easy to tell who has and who has not checked their posts for errors before posting.

Oh well.
 
2014-04-16 12:31:17 PM

FriarReb98: Fallout Boy: Wasnt a similar headline submitted a long time ago about Carmelo? Or am I going crazy?

It's possible - he *is* a twatwad, after all.  Hope selling his soul to get a championship was worth it for Boeheim, because otherwise Melo's got zero to his name and it'll stay that way for the foreseeable future.


Other than the one he has, he has none.

I dont know anything about the guy personally.  What has he done to earn the "twatwad" distinction?
 
2014-04-16 12:32:15 PM

HaywoodJablonski: No playoffs, so it won't make a vas deferens for the Knicks


(slow clap)
 
2014-04-16 12:38:20 PM
I have torn labrums in both my shoulders. It's not fun.
 
2014-04-16 12:47:08 PM
Is his headband okay?
 
2014-04-16 01:10:43 PM
The rumor has been that the Bulls may try to get him in the offseason, but I'm not sure if I really want to see him on the Bulls. It depends on what it would cost to get him. If they have to trade the rights to Nikola Mirotic to get him, it enters "AW HELLS NAW" territory.
 
2014-04-16 01:32:56 PM
Some billionaire is buying the Bucks.
 
2014-04-16 02:27:11 PM

Friction8r: AW as a Nugget. AW now. Hope Jackson either humbles him or gets rid of him.


If he wants to win he'll get rid of him.  He's a great regular season player, that's it.
 
2014-04-16 02:53:23 PM

cgraves67: I have torn labrums in both my shoulders. It's not fun.



My son is having surgery this summer for his non-dominant shoulder.
 
2014-04-16 04:20:11 PM
 
2014-04-17 11:09:01 AM
l.wigflip.com

/LaBrum James?
//please, anything but a labia headline
 
2014-04-17 12:46:17 PM

The Muthaship: You go hoist 40 reps a night and see how your labrum feels, tough guy.


40? In a row? And I thought 37 was the record.

/Try not to do any reps on your way through the parking lot
 
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