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(The Smoking Gun)   Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that   ( divider line
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3443 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 1:14 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-16 01:52:08 AM  
3 votes:
So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!


Wow, life is hard.
2014-04-16 01:23:26 AM  
3 votes:

Arkanaut: Where should I lick him, then?

His boots? I hear they like that kind of thing
2014-04-15 11:59:01 PM  
3 votes:
The licking occurred in front of Pisser's Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.

Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd read in my entire life.
2014-04-16 01:16:19 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-15 10:31:59 PM  
2 votes:
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also, never put salt in your eyes.
2014-04-16 02:03:33 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-16 01:49:33 AM  
1 vote:
But what if their partner licks them. Full Size

I meant a K-9 partner, you pervs.
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