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(The Smoking Gun)   Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 7
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2014-04-16 01:52:08 AM  
3 votes:
So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!

:-(

Wow, life is hard.
2014-04-16 01:23:26 AM  
3 votes:

Arkanaut: Where should I lick him, then?


His boots? I hear they like that kind of thing
2014-04-15 11:59:01 PM  
3 votes:
The licking occurred in front of Pisser's Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.

Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd read in my entire life.
2014-04-16 01:16:19 AM  
2 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2014-04-15 10:31:59 PM  
2 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
also, never put salt in your eyes.
2014-04-16 02:03:33 AM  
1 votes:
boredcouple.net
2014-04-16 01:49:33 AM  
1 votes:
But what if their partner licks them.

25.media.tumblr.com

I meant a K-9 partner, you pervs.
 
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