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(The Smoking Gun)   Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 30
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2014-04-15 10:31:59 PM  
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also, never put salt in your eyes.
 
2014-04-15 11:46:24 PM  
I would have no desire to drink at a bar called "Pisser's Palace." "Pisser's" anything, really.
 
2014-04-15 11:50:10 PM  
towleroad.typepad.com

NOT IN THE EYE...NOT IN THE EYE!
 
2014-04-15 11:59:01 PM  
The licking occurred in front of Pisser's Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.

Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd read in my entire life.
 
2014-04-16 12:16:45 AM  

GetBent: I would have no desire to drink at a bar called "Pisser's Palace." "Pisser's" anything, really.


How about:

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?
 
2014-04-16 12:27:57 AM  
Not if they served me O'Doul's.
 
2014-04-16 01:16:19 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-16 01:20:38 AM  
Where should I lick him, then?
 
2014-04-16 01:23:26 AM  

Arkanaut: Where should I lick him, then?


His boots? I hear they like that kind of thing
 
2014-04-16 01:34:33 AM  
Trying to steal his contact lens.
 
2014-04-16 01:47:29 AM  
 
2014-04-16 01:49:33 AM  
But what if their partner licks them.

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I meant a K-9 partner, you pervs.
 
2014-04-16 01:52:08 AM  
So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!

:-(

Wow, life is hard.
 
2014-04-16 02:01:24 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!

:-(

Wow, life is hard.


You forgot "don't mess around with Slim"
 
2014-04-16 02:01:51 AM  
for years I had the children convinced that the french named butte and the e is silent
 
2014-04-16 02:03:33 AM  
boredcouple.net
 
2014-04-16 02:06:21 AM  
Okay. I guess I should join him.
 
2014-04-16 02:08:21 AM  

veale728: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!

:-(

Wow, life is hard.

You forgot "don't mess around with Slim"


It's Jim. Slim is still okay to mess around with.
 
2014-04-16 02:09:35 AM  

veale728: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!

:-(

Wow, life is hard.

You forgot "don't mess around with Slim"


Even...and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if you do have a two piece custom made pool cue. Jim Croce AND Monty Python, wooohooo!
 
2014-04-16 02:10:34 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: veale728: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!

:-(

Wow, life is hard.

You forgot "don't mess around with Slim"

It's Jim. Slim is still okay to mess around with.


Um, it's Jim...THEN Slim. Just sayin ;-)
 
2014-04-16 02:34:34 AM  
I've licked the eyeball of every girlfriend I've ever had. Not entirely certain why,  but feel free to speculate on the specific number. Never licked a cop's, though. Perhaps I should wander into a wooded area and just see what happens.

/Since Fark is pretty boring tonight, I feel compelled to say that the NFS movie is catastrophically bad if you're a fan of acting, physics, cars, midair-refueling, pretty women, or disbelief.
 
2014-04-16 02:38:13 AM  

veale728: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: So let's see...

We've got:

Don't tug on Superman's cape,

Don't spit into the wind,

Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,

Don't take any wooden nickels,

Don't trust whitey,

Don't come home a drinkin with loving on you mind,

And now...

Don't lick a cop's eye.

Got it!

:-(

Wow, life is hard.

You forgot "don't mess around with Slim"


Also, 'Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence'.
 
2014-04-16 02:57:27 AM  
Came looking for an 'interesting' mugshot, was not disappointed.

Also from the article: "After discovering that Hiatt had an active arrest warrant from a neighboring county, officers sought to arrest him".
He was the one who called 911 to report a theft and they arrest him.


Related stories are....uhm...interesting.
 
2014-04-16 04:15:20 AM  

CruiserTwelve: The licking occurred in front of Pisser's Palace in Walkerville, a Butte suburb.

Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd read in my entire life.


Or ever wanted to, really.
 
2014-04-16 05:25:27 AM  
That wasn't his tongue.
 
2014-04-16 08:23:24 AM  
Not if it's the pink  brown eye.

/We're all pink inside ;)
 
2014-04-16 10:51:49 AM  
And definitely don't try licking their brown eye. They're touchy about that sorta thing.
 
2014-04-16 10:56:17 AM  

kling_klang_bed: And definitely don't try licking their brown eye. They're touchy about that sorta thing.


They do want you to kiss their ass, just not literally.
 
2014-04-16 12:16:01 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-04-16 02:06:42 PM  

Mr. Ekshun: I've licked the eyeball of every girlfriend I've ever had.



What does vinly taste like?
 
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