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(Daily Mail)   Mobile brothel catches fire at German rest stop. In other news, Germany has mobile brothels   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2014-04-15 11:34:34 PM
...and they're flammable!
 
2014-04-15 11:48:59 PM
Fire sale! Get em while they're hot!
 
2014-04-15 11:49:10 PM
Halt!

/Hummerzeit!
 
2014-04-15 11:51:00 PM
Hear that music? It's the Whoremobile!
 
2014-04-15 11:56:39 PM
CSB Time: I used to be stationed in Germany.

It's more of a camper van with a mattress in the back.  They'd park on the side of the road, on the road between the U.S. base and the nearest town, with the dome light on, so you could check out the goods when you were driving by.  We gave most of them (unflattering) nicknames, and they had been working that spot for years, if not decades.  Those ladies had a lot of hard miles on them.

The grizzled old First Sergeant would come in and ask us Snagglepuss was still working the back road.

"Damn, that biatch looked rough when I was a Private."
 
2014-04-16 12:12:10 AM
Should have used lube.
 
2014-04-16 12:14:45 AM
Fahrvergnugenfarken!
 
2014-04-16 05:01:37 AM
Isn't herpes supposed to burn?

/lol, whores
 
Skr
2014-04-16 05:01:55 AM
I'm guessing mood candles. She probably lit 'em for hosting clients but then was asked to render services in the customer's cab.
 
2014-04-16 05:03:03 AM
They are an efficient peoples.
 
2014-04-16 05:03:21 AM
Alabama hookers should be killed with fire.
 
2014-04-16 05:07:15 AM
The Love Mobil
Soon will be making another run
The Love Mobil
Promises something for everyone
Set course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance...

Now costarring an orangutan named Tragen
 
2014-04-16 05:07:55 AM

Weatherkiss: Alabama hookers should be killed with fire.


Hmmm, I can't say I've never meet a brothel worker from Mobile.

/ North Alabama ya get what ya pay for, no, never done it but had some friends that did that kinda thing.

//Escorts ya know.
 
2014-04-16 05:10:55 AM

perigee: The Love Mobil
Soon will be making another run
The Love Mobil
Promises something for everyone
Set course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance...

Now costarring an orangutan named Tragen


Can't we just go to the love shack baby? Granted ya, have to go through Atlanta.
 
2014-04-16 05:20:48 AM
sounds hot.
 
2014-04-16 05:32:10 AM
Germany has mobile brothel units.  I did not know that.

kimdalferes.com
 
2014-04-16 05:39:18 AM

Weatherkiss: Alabama hookers should be killed with fire.


Where is the German rest stop in Mobile?  Do they have wurst and beer?
 
2014-04-16 05:50:50 AM
The B-40 girls.  The legend was that one farked her way from a Pinto to a Winnebago.  Every year, her vehicle would get bigger and nicer.  If it was the one pointed out to me, she must have been able to do magic, because she had a face like an old boot.
 
2014-04-16 06:07:13 AM

cherryl taggart: Weatherkiss: Alabama hookers should be killed with fire.

Where is the German rest stop in Mobile?  Do they have wurst and beer?


Well Huntsville has some pretty good German food (Von Bruans team was here), and Barnsley Gardens in Adairsville, GA has a wonderbar beirgarten, ya.
 
2014-04-16 06:19:03 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

..well, someone got off.
 
2014-04-16 06:20:17 AM

Laobaojun: The B-40 girls.  The legend was that one farked her way from a Pinto to a Winnebago.  Every year, her vehicle would get bigger and nicer.  If it was the one pointed out to me, she must have been able to do magic, because she had a face like an old boot.


Guys who are lonely enough and desperate enough will stick it in just about any wet hole.
 
2014-04-16 06:24:12 AM

Dampfplauderer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]

..well, someone got off.


That is a hell of a bukaki. I'd hate to see what a cream-pie shot of that would look like.
 
2014-04-16 06:27:22 AM

fusillade762: Hear that music? It's the Whoremobile!


www.pirate4x4.com
 
2014-04-16 06:28:44 AM

darkjezter: Laobaojun: The B-40 girls.  The legend was that one farked her way from a Pinto to a Winnebago.  Every year, her vehicle would get bigger and nicer.  If it was the one pointed out to me, she must have been able to do magic, because she had a face like an old boot.

Guys who are lonely enough and desperate enough will stick it in just about any wet hole.


I hear that's how most farkers get laid.

That and wish-lists.

Whatever happened to that whore, anyhow? Gra-something...
 
2014-04-16 06:36:00 AM
Germany is so far ahead of the US.
 
2014-04-16 07:10:20 AM
cdn3.whatculture.com
So they like having sex in an very uncomfortable place?
 
2014-04-16 07:12:30 AM

Sgt Otter: It's more of a camper van with a mattress in the back.  They'd park on the side of the road, on the road between the U.S. base and the nearest town, with the dome light on, so you could check out the goods when you were driving by.  We gave most of them (unflattering) nicknames, and they had been working that spot for years, if not decades.  Those ladies had a lot of hard miles on them.


They also tend to have cardboard sign in the front window with the first name of the current occupant.
 
2014-04-16 07:14:45 AM

MythDragon: [cdn3.whatculture.com image 600x300]
So they like having sex in an very uncomfortable place?


That's sorta hot but I'm not sure I know it.
 
2014-04-16 07:24:55 AM
stuhayes2010:   Germany is so far ahead of the US.


Yes, their mobile whore technology is definitely ahead of us.

Well, except the whole catching on fire bit.  I guess they still need to work on that.
 
2014-04-16 07:57:11 AM

SirEattonHogg: stuhayes2010:   Germany is so far ahead of the US.


Yes, their mobile whore technology is definitely ahead of us.

Well, except the whole catching on fire bit.  I guess they still need to work on that.


This is why you always need to make sure your vibrators are U L listed.
 
2014-04-16 07:58:46 AM

stuhayes2010: Germany is so far ahead of the US.


we must not allow a mobile brothel gap!!!!!
 
2014-04-16 08:01:10 AM

SirEattonHogg: stuhayes2010:   Germany is so far ahead of the US.


Yes, their mobile whore technology is definitely ahead of us.

Well, except the whole catching on fire bit.  I guess they still need to work on that.


What I thought everyone loved hot women O_o
 
2014-04-16 08:08:33 AM
Pull a backup brothel in from one of the adjacent sectors stat! We can't leave a zone uncovered.
 
2014-04-16 08:11:23 AM
Must've been a fire-crotch
 
2014-04-16 08:17:23 AM
Don't come knockin' if the van's rockin'.
 
2014-04-16 08:18:19 AM
Anybody else notice that the mobile brothel's license plate started with "STD?"
 
2014-04-16 08:26:14 AM
What a mobile sexytime professional may look like...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-16 08:35:46 AM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2014-04-16 08:44:09 AM
www.popculturemonster.com
 
2014-04-16 08:48:03 AM
They have been around a long time. This is terribly old "news."
 
2014-04-16 09:01:10 AM
it took 35 firefighters?  35!??  for a vehicle??  worth 5K?

This confuses me.
 
2014-04-16 09:03:41 AM
I do not believe there is a mobile whore gap between ze Germans and the U.S. pay-for-sex industries. We have had several articles regarding mobile stripper pole vehicles patrolling Tampa Florida during Super Bowl events.

Do not panic my fellow Americans.
 
2014-04-16 09:07:21 AM
It's similar in the US, but you have to bring your own bed.
 
2014-04-16 09:13:50 AM
Also known as a Winne-Lay-Go.
 
2014-04-16 09:16:13 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-16 09:19:00 AM
legit_free_candy_van.jpg
 
mhd
2014-04-16 09:21:51 AM

Dreyelle: it took 35 firefighters? 35!?? for a vehicle?? worth 5K?

This confuses me.


"Hans, Fritz, zere is a mobile brossel burning! Come viz me! Hermann, Otto: go home, ve don't need more zan zrie peepl."

Yeah, right, that would work.
 
2014-04-16 09:22:55 AM
I feel like this headline was submitted by someone completely unaware of Germans and there...ways.
 
2014-04-16 09:30:34 AM
Love the tag.  Sweet, let's go baby......er, on the other hand, I think I'll pass.

i406.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-16 09:34:35 AM

some_beer_drinker: stuhayes2010: Germany is so far ahead of the US.

we must not allow a mobile brothel gap!!!!!


There isn't one.  I've heard many stories of mobile brothels working trucker stops, in the US.  Of course the guys telling me about them 'have never done that sort of thing.'
 
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