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(   Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID   ( ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Thames Valley Police, Belgian Malinois, dogs, burglar alarms, US Navy SEAL, mouths, vigilante justice  
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4105 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 12:37 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-16 02:29:05 AM  
4 votes:
Police sketch of the dog.
2014-04-16 07:17:59 AM  
2 votes:

ornithopter: It's much harder for a dog, or your butt, to hit "911" by accident.

My poor kid (who is a bit shy and hates to be the center of attention) butt dialed 911. From school.
2014-04-16 03:46:17 AM  
2 votes:

ornithopter: And that's why you don't make the emergency number "hit one button three times in a row". It's much harder for a dog, or your butt, to hit "911" by accident.
2014-04-16 08:04:58 AM  
1 vote:
2014-04-16 01:07:32 AM  
1 vote:
2014-04-16 12:59:33 AM  
1 vote:
Great headline subby! Have a cold one to celebrate, and let me call the dog over to help you open it ...
2014-04-16 12:44:36 AM  
1 vote:
Oh that was terrible in the best way.
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