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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   I have a feeling that Johnathan Schmidt will have a tough time getting a fair trial. His guilt is all over his face (with picture)   (blog.pe.com) divider line 26
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2014-04-15 08:54:55 PM
15 votes:
♫ John Jerkoff Farkingmoron Schmidt... ♫
2014-04-15 08:52:07 PM
3 votes:
Lake Elsinore? Is that anywhere near the Elsinore Brewery? Too obscure for you hosers?
2014-04-16 07:26:19 AM
2 votes:
i211.photobucket.com
2014-04-16 06:33:10 AM
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2014-04-16 05:32:44 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ John Jerkoff Farkingmoron Schmidt... ♫


Wanted this. Got this. Thread over.
2014-04-16 01:53:47 AM
2 votes:
One day you wake up and think "yeah, man. I need to have something permanently written onto my face". There's no going back after that.
2014-04-16 12:39:15 AM
2 votes:
Seems like he has lived a lifetime filled with excellent decisions and long range plans.
2014-04-16 11:54:31 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: Archie Goodwin: I read that as Johann Schmidt and was expecting a slightly different tattoo

Yeah, that was the first thing I thought of.


In that case, he can easily remove those tattoos.

i959.photobucket.com
2014-04-16 08:55:44 AM
1 votes:
Bet his friends did that to him when he was passed out.
2014-04-16 08:21:56 AM
1 votes:

JohnCarter: Wow - what would you say if your daughter brought this one home for dinner, I mean after you shot him of course


"We're gonna need a bigger shovel." ?
2014-04-16 08:19:49 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Matthew 6:28-30

28 And why are you worried about clothing? Observe how the lilies of the field grow; they do not toil nor do they spin, 29 yet I say to you that not even Solomon in all his glory clothed himself like one of these. 30 But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the furnace, will He not much more clothe you? You of little faith!


Lilies and grass have no clothes... oh I see, Matthew wanted everyone to be nudists.

I guess that helps cut down on expenses, but it's not practical in places without a warm climate. Besides, has he even seen how ugly most people are without their clothes on?
2014-04-16 08:14:37 AM
1 votes:
Wow - what would you say if your daughter brought this one home for dinner, I mean after you shot him of course
2014-04-16 07:10:27 AM
1 votes:

Witness99: I would've gone with a different font for the neck tat. Up close it looks like FYI and far away it looks like FUL.

And if you're going to tattoo your entire face, at least have someone pay you to advertise something for them. That's top dollar real estate right there.


I'm guessing advertising a bail bondsman might be a sweet deal for this guy.
2014-04-16 06:54:53 AM
1 votes:
LOOK AT ME!   DO IT!  I AM SO DANGEROUS AND EDGY!
2014-04-16 06:32:56 AM
1 votes:
You guys should see his brother Jack.
2014-04-16 06:05:07 AM
1 votes:

Archie Goodwin: I read that as Johann Schmidt and was expecting a slightly different tatto


Yeah, that was the first thing I thought of.

31.media.tumblr.com
2014-04-16 05:52:01 AM
1 votes:
tattoo laser removal would remove his head.  I'm okay with this.
2014-04-16 05:48:16 AM
1 votes:
If that "Evelyn" person ever leaves him, he can just grow a mustache.
2014-04-16 05:43:05 AM
1 votes:
He seems to have poor impulse control.
2014-04-16 05:38:02 AM
1 votes:
I read that as Johann Schmidt and was expecting a slightly different tattoo.
2014-04-16 01:23:12 AM
1 votes:
I saw a guy with tattoos like that a few weeks ago at the pharmacy. I was thinking to myself: Jesus, Mary and Jerome, what the fark are they prescribing you, good sir? Don't make eye contact, he'll pull out a dull knife and peel me like a banana.
2014-04-16 12:17:43 AM
1 votes:
I would love to see a photo timeline showing his progression from no facial tattoos to all of the facial tattoos.
2014-04-15 11:53:20 PM
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: Lake Elsinore? Is that anywhere near the Elsinore Brewery? Too obscure for you hosers?


Take off, eh.
2014-04-15 11:53:14 PM
1 votes:
On the other hand he'll fit right in in prison.
2014-04-15 11:20:30 PM
1 votes:

Elsinore: Sniffers Row: Lake Elsinore? Is that anywhere near the Elsinore Brewery? Too obscure for you hosers?

Nothing is too obscure for us hosers.  Least of all Elsinore Brewery ;)


Well played
2014-04-15 08:49:39 PM
1 votes:
He looks like he was trying to turn his life around.
 
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