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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   I have a feeling that Johnathan Schmidt will have a tough time getting a fair trial. His guilt is all over his face (with picture)   ( divider line
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20505 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2014 at 5:26 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-15 08:54:55 PM  
3 votes:
♫ John Jerkoff Farkingmoron Schmidt... ♫
2014-04-16 05:43:05 AM  
2 votes:
He seems to have poor impulse control.
2014-04-16 12:39:15 AM  
2 votes:
Seems like he has lived a lifetime filled with excellent decisions and long range plans.
2014-04-15 10:32:29 PM  
2 votes:

Sniffers Row: Lake Elsinore? Is that anywhere near the Elsinore Brewery? Too obscure for you hosers?

Nothing is too obscure for us hosers.  Least of all Elsinore Brewery ;)
2014-04-15 08:52:07 PM  
2 votes:
Lake Elsinore? Is that anywhere near the Elsinore Brewery? Too obscure for you hosers?
2014-04-16 09:08:26 AM  
1 vote:

JohnCarter: Wow - what would you say if your daughter brought this one home for dinner, I mean after you shot him of course

"Where's the nearest hospital.  We're going to get you spayed.  You are NOT bringing more idiots into this world."

2014-04-16 08:19:49 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Matthew 6:28-30

28 And why are you worried about clothing? Observe how the lilies of the field grow; they do not toil nor do they spin, 29 yet I say to you that not even Solomon in all his glory clothed himself like one of these. 30 But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the furnace, will He not much more clothe you? You of little faith!

Lilies and grass have no clothes... oh I see, Matthew wanted everyone to be nudists.

I guess that helps cut down on expenses, but it's not practical in places without a warm climate. Besides, has he even seen how ugly most people are without their clothes on?
2014-04-16 06:54:53 AM  
1 vote:
2014-04-16 06:35:42 AM  
1 vote:
It seems to me that facial tattoos leading to a conviction may not be 'fair' but lets be honest it's probably 'accurate'.
2014-04-16 05:40:43 AM  
1 vote:

Witness99: I would've gone with a different font for the neck tat. Up close it looks like FYI and far away it looks like FUL.

And if you're going to tattoo your entire face, at least have someone pay you to advertise something for them. That's top dollar real estate right there.

FYI, Fark YOUR life

Also, 5150 is code for crazy mofo. The kind they can lock you up for
2014-04-16 05:32:44 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ John Jerkoff Farkingmoron Schmidt... ♫

Wanted this. Got this. Thread over.
2014-04-16 12:17:43 AM  
1 vote:
I would love to see a photo timeline showing his progression from no facial tattoos to all of the facial tattoos.
2014-04-15 11:53:14 PM  
1 vote:
On the other hand he'll fit right in in prison.
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