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(Shadowlocked)   When Firefly meets Disney. It's only fan art, but Subby's brain just hypothetically exploded   (shadowlocked.com) divider line 90
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2014-04-15 07:47:00 PM
Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.
 
2014-04-15 07:48:37 PM
I think you mean metaphorically exploded.  Either way, good find.
 
2014-04-15 09:08:39 PM

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.


This.
 
2014-04-15 09:29:16 PM
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Since TFA didn't care to include a decent size version of the pic.
 
2014-04-15 09:36:52 PM
Why does River look like she's 5?
 
2014-04-15 09:41:51 PM

Blues Drive Monster: Why does River look like she's 5?


I don't know, but it would make for some interesting fight scenes.  Also, Zoe looks WAAAAAY too happy in that pic.
 
2014-04-15 09:44:33 PM
Needs a wisecracking anthropomorphic animal.
 
2014-04-15 09:50:33 PM

Blues Drive Monster: Why does River look like she's 5?


Now imagine said 5 year old beating up everyone in a bar...
... and make her sound like Lilo.
 
2014-04-15 09:52:10 PM
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Disco Stu says Firefly will rise again!
 
2014-04-15 09:54:50 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Needs a wisecracking anthropomorphic animal.


Check what's over Mal's left shoulder.
 
2014-04-15 09:55:59 PM
Can we just do every other franchise in history as Disney characters, put them in one article and get rid of all these topics all-at-once?
 
2014-04-15 09:56:24 PM
Heh, I was just thinking they should do a Clone Wars style Firefly so they could bring back the entire cast (OR I WILL FONG YOU!  PAIN!).  They could get the actors on a stage (or green screen, whatever) so the personality of the actor is also used, then CGI the whole thing.  Motion capture?  Eh, maybe.  And then have them all do voice overs.  That would be freaking awesome, and any of the stories Whedon didn't get a chance to tell would be used, since it doesn't matter if everyone is way older now.

A cartoon would be the second best thing, but how dark would Disney allow a cartoon to get?  CGI Clone Wars style, sure, but a cartoon?

\The cartoon was awesome though
\\Would STILL enjoy being turned down by Kaylee.
 
2014-04-15 09:58:13 PM

FriarReb98: Blues Drive Monster: Why does River look like she's 5?

I don't know, but it would make for some interesting fight scenes.  Also, Zoe looks WAAAAAY too happy in that pic.


She's got a pony.
 
2014-04-15 10:00:26 PM
Why did they make Book into comic relief?
 
2014-04-15 10:02:24 PM
Shiny!
 
2014-04-15 10:07:24 PM

JonBuck: Why did they make Book into comic relief?


That ain't a shepherd.
 
2014-04-15 10:10:08 PM

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.


At this point do you really think they are going to let it go before you  on let go of hating on them?
 
2014-04-15 10:11:19 PM

salvador.hardin: WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.

At this point do you really think they are going to let it go before you  on let go of hating on them?


There's an extra word in there somewhere. Sorry.
 
2014-04-15 10:13:23 PM
I guess it would help if any of them looked like the characters. And yes, why is River 5? Makes me feel dirty.

Of all the actors, Mal's the only one with a steady gig so I'm sure they'd all come back if asked (well except the ones whose characters are dead).
 
2014-04-15 10:14:00 PM
....oh actually I think Zoe's in something.
 
2014-04-15 10:14:06 PM
Did the artist ever see any of the actors or was she working with a description of a nearsighted person who sat way back from the tele?
 
2014-04-15 10:16:47 PM
They made Wash the ugly one...which is about exactly opposite.
 
2014-04-15 10:18:28 PM
the disney game of thrones women was far better.
 
2014-04-15 10:21:29 PM

craigzy: the disney game of thrones women was far better.


They're not naked enough.

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2014-04-15 10:40:15 PM

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.


Firefly fans let it go a decade ago after they got their movie.
Yet every time Firefly is even mentioned on Fark, we get people like you biatching about them.
Does that seem right to you?
 
2014-04-15 11:13:35 PM
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Still waiting patiently for a second season.....or a movie.....or a Disney film.....
 
2014-04-15 11:19:51 PM
Considering that the point of firefly, or rather one of the points is that it was a mature and sobering look at a possible future .. then I would have to say anything done by Disney would be a huge fail.
 
2014-04-15 11:21:04 PM

Blues Drive Monster: Why does River look like she's 5?


Wasn't Joss' plan to cast her much younger and he was told, "Look if you want her to do the things you want her to do in the show, she has to be above the age of consent?
 
2014-04-15 11:31:22 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Blues Drive Monster: Why does River look like she's 5?

Wasn't Joss' plan to cast her much younger and he was told, "Look if you want her to do the things you want her to do in the show, she has to be above the age of consent?



"Look.  I agree a 14 year old badass is cool.  But, people would want to fark that 14 year old badass, and that's wrong.  Make her 18.  Then it'd be okay to want to fark her."
 
2014-04-15 11:36:11 PM

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.

It is?!? When did this happen? I thought 11 years was kind of a long break between episodes.

/Thanks for the update!
//I can finally move on with my life.
 
2014-04-15 11:44:28 PM

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ERMAHGERD

 
2014-04-15 11:45:10 PM

Mugato: ....oh actually I think Zoe's in something.


Gina Torres is in Suits, Alan Tudyk is in Suburgatory, Summer Glau is in Arrow, and Ron Glass is in the MCU and has been in a few AoS episodes.   Morena Baccarin just finished a run on Homeland.

Adam Baldwin had a big role in Chuck, but that's been a few years ago now.  Jewel Staite seems to have fallen off the edge of the earth since Stargate Atlantis.
 
2014-04-15 11:51:36 PM

Xanlexian: Dwight_Yeast: Blues Drive Monster: Why does River look like she's 5?

Wasn't Joss' plan to cast her much younger and he was told, "Look if you want her to do the things you want her to do in the show, she has to be above the age of consent?


"Look.  I agree a 14 year old badass is cool.  But, people would want to fark that 14 year old badass, and that's wrong.  Make her 18.  Then it'd be okay to want to fark her."


Arya Stark frowns on these shenanigans.
 
2014-04-15 11:53:56 PM

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.


I could say the same for you.

/Let it go!
//It's done! It's not coming back!
///You won!
 
2014-04-15 11:56:48 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Jewel Staite seems to have fallen off the edge of the earth since Stargate Atlantis.


...How quickly we forget The L.A. Complex...

/C'mon, you must remember it. It was legendarily bad!
 
2014-04-16 12:00:01 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Gina Torres is in Suits, Alan Tudyk is in Suburgatory, Summer Glau is in Arrow, and Ron Glass is in the MCU and has been in a few AoS episodes.   Morena Baccarin just finished a run on Homeland.


Oh, guess I'm out of touch. Summer Glau can't be in Arrow though, it's been on more than 5 episodes.
 
2014-04-16 12:12:00 AM

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.


OK. But if we're playing by your rules, fark everything you liked 10 years ago. Tv shows, movies, books.
Let them go and never ever think about them again.

/ geez I hate these panzy farks that feel the need to be "that guy".
 
2014-04-16 12:19:24 AM
mechanic chick is not thick enough. bad BAD BAD.
 
2014-04-16 12:26:12 AM

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.


You only dream about how your favorite things can be so loved years after they are gone.
 
2014-04-16 12:28:07 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.
It is?!? When did this happen? I thought 11 years was kind of a long break between episodes.

/Thanks for the update!
//I can finally move on with my life.


Your pimp hand is true!

WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.


And this makes you happy because... ?
 
2014-04-16 12:29:24 AM

Ambivalence: I think you mean metaphorically exploded.  Either way, good find.


Literally!
 
2014-04-16 12:42:22 AM

Ambivalence: I think you mean metaphorically exploded.  Either way, good find.


Even that isn't necessary. It's not as if anyone* would think "Subby's brain just exploded" would mean "literally".

* for sane definitions of "anyone"
 
2014-04-16 12:51:25 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: //I can finally move on with my life.


Your love slave gig ended?
 
2014-04-16 12:56:17 AM

JonBuck: Why did they make Book into comic relief?


Like that's never happened before ;)

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2014-04-16 01:03:40 AM
Miss firefly, but have to say at this point it's done and over with.  Now if they wanted to do a couple of prequel/sequel mini-series then I think that could be done.  Shepherd Book could have his own complete prequel series.  They left a lot of room for that.  They could also do quite a bit of just river kicking ass, but that might grow stale quickly.
 
2014-04-16 01:37:00 AM
How about no.  The  entire appeal of the Firefly crew is that they don't neatly fall into the Disney pigeonholes.

// By which I mean the usual broad, stupid stereotypes that every Disney movie uses: while this can be facetiously collapsed into making an analogy for every other character ever to a disney princess it doesn't actually capture the full scope of the stereotype-driven stupidity.
 
2014-04-16 02:01:55 AM
Haha! You see that? They combined one popular thing with  another, completely different  popular thing! And it makes a thing that's familiar in two ways! Ha ha! I've never seen anyone do anything like that before! Ha ha! I have to write an article about it and make sure everyone sees this!
 
2014-04-16 02:03:24 AM

Zombie DJ: WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.

OK. But if we're playing by your rules, fark everything you liked 10 years ago. Tv shows, movies, books.
Let them go and never ever think about them again.

/ geez I hate these panzy farks that feel the need to be "that guy".


You do not see me asking for a Manimal reunion.
 
2014-04-16 02:05:49 AM
I only have one thing to add to this thread and it's this...
You all would hit any one of them in a heart beat.
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2014-04-16 02:16:31 AM

A_Listless_Wanderer: WTF Indeed: Let it go, Firefly fans. It's gone.

Firefly fans let it go a decade ago after they got their movie.
Yet every time Firefly is even mentioned on Fark, we get people like you biatching about them.
Does that seem right to you?


I think that's the point. Firefly is  constantly  mentioned. It gets articles, mash-ups, links to fan art and fanfic, and we get a Firefly-related thread anytime someone who was on the show farts and it gets reported on io9. There's a Firefly reference every day around here; Usually several of them.

However, I can't recall the last time there was a thread about  The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.  or Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles  or even  Sliders...All of which were better than Firefly in many peoples' opinions.

So you see, you really can't be surprised that some people get a little annoyed at Firefly getting radically disproportionate coverage, fanwankery, and discussions. Browncoats brought it upon themselves. If  Brisco County Jr.  fans were making constant references, linking to inane fan art and mash-ups, and spewing a never-ending discussion about the show and their wishes that it would return in some form  EVERY DAMNED DAY, everyone else would probably get pretty sick of  Brisco fans, too.

Hell, even  Xena fans learned to let it go and accept that the show was done, and they didn't even get a damned movie or happy ending... And they were pretty fanatical about their show.
 
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