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2014-04-15 07:37:05 PM
5 votes:
Well, there's an opening at US Airways.
2014-04-15 08:58:47 PM
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-15 08:29:37 PM
4 votes:
The Cubs

It starts with promise but always disappoints.
2014-04-15 08:37:41 PM
3 votes:
King Arthur of Cumalot and his Knights of the Round Testes.
2014-04-15 08:35:56 PM
3 votes:

Elegy: Peter Dinklage


images.japemonster.com
2014-04-15 08:12:56 PM
3 votes:
I call my dick a Hairy Reed.
2014-04-15 08:05:47 PM
3 votes:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python
2014-04-15 11:18:20 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-15 08:35:36 PM
2 votes:
I've named my testicles. I admit it. I call the left one Ernesto, the right one Henry, and the middle one Mack.
2014-04-15 08:31:34 PM
2 votes:
Taking the old skin boat to tuna town.
2014-04-15 08:12:37 PM
2 votes:
2014-04-15 08:10:55 PM
2 votes:

Elegy: Peter Dinklage


And his sister, Benedict Cumberbatch.
2014-04-15 08:02:07 PM
2 votes:
Neal, Bob, and Swallow.
2014-04-15 07:40:55 PM
2 votes:
Shorty and the twins.
2014-04-15 11:41:52 PM
1 votes:

Mentat: Well, there's an opening at US Airways.


According to the picture I've seen, that opening's been filled.
2014-04-15 09:57:34 PM
1 votes:
Baloney Pony... that's my fave.
2014-04-15 09:07:56 PM
1 votes:
global3.memecdn.com

www.cliterati.co.uk
2014-04-15 08:56:11 PM
1 votes:
One week a month, "Moses".
2014-04-15 08:49:48 PM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 225x302]


...

Nazi Cyclops? That's a new one.
2014-04-15 08:46:12 PM
1 votes:
i141.photobucket.com
2014-04-15 08:43:12 PM
1 votes:
When I was a freshman in college, there were a few of us in my computer science class who would arrive about half an hour beforehand, sit in the hallway, do homework, and generally BS about stuff.

So one day, the token female (this was a CS class for majors) shows up, and says that her Women's Studies prof gave them a homework assignment: to find as many synonyms as possible for male and female genitalia, as well as the act of intercourse.

We didn't stop for about an hour and a half.
2014-04-15 08:37:11 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-15 08:30:15 PM
1 votes:
Single-barrel, pump-action protein rifle
2014-04-15 08:27:38 PM
1 votes:
Captain Chance'em and the bareback riders
2014-04-15 08:24:31 PM
1 votes:
The Sarlacc.
2014-04-15 08:22:54 PM
1 votes:
Little Elvis
2014-04-15 08:22:38 PM
1 votes:
cdn3.cdnme.se
2014-04-15 08:10:03 PM
1 votes:
well they did it in sex ed for trainables
2014-04-15 08:09:56 PM
1 votes:
See above
2014-04-15 08:08:32 PM
1 votes:
Peter Dinklage
2014-04-15 08:07:47 PM
1 votes:
Purple-headed yoghurt thrower
2014-04-15 07:59:06 PM
1 votes:
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
2014-04-15 07:37:01 PM
1 votes:
I can't fill the thread. I'm just not that interested.
 
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