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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Teacher fired for asking students to list slang names for genitalia on the left, inevitable thread full of unlikely responses on the right   (sltrib.com) divider line 156
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2014-04-15 07:37:01 PM  
I can't fill the thread. I'm just not that interested.
 
2014-04-15 07:37:05 PM  
Well, there's an opening at US Airways.
 
2014-04-15 07:40:55 PM  
Shorty and the twins.
 
2014-04-15 07:50:31 PM  
Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
 
2014-04-15 07:57:57 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.


Pedro???
 
2014-04-15 07:58:06 PM  
shootin' putty at the moon
 
2014-04-15 07:59:06 PM  
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
 
2014-04-15 08:01:09 PM  
Southern hospitality
 
2014-04-15 08:01:22 PM  
Walrus cock and the meat puppets
 
2014-04-15 08:01:41 PM  
 
2014-04-15 08:02:07 PM  
Neal, Bob, and Swallow.
 
2014-04-15 08:03:42 PM  
We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.
 
2014-04-15 08:05:47 PM  
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python
 
2014-04-15 08:06:07 PM  
Mr happy.
The purple headed Spartan.
Meat Popsicle.
 
2014-04-15 08:06:54 PM  

maram500: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python


MONTY Python. Damn autocorrect on tablet.
 
2014-04-15 08:07:30 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.


/came for this
//leaving to think about Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini
 
2014-04-15 08:07:47 PM  
Purple-headed yoghurt thrower
 
2014-04-15 08:08:32 PM  
Peter Dinklage
 
2014-04-15 08:09:05 PM  
lap hamster
 
2014-04-15 08:09:18 PM  
Heat seeking moisture missile.
 
2014-04-15 08:09:45 PM  
What a dick.
 
2014-04-15 08:09:56 PM  
See above
 
2014-04-15 08:10:03 PM  
well they did it in sex ed for trainables
 
2014-04-15 08:10:49 PM  

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.


Yeah I remember doing that too. No one got in trouble, that's for sure.
 
2014-04-15 08:10:55 PM  

Elegy: Peter Dinklage


And his sister, Benedict Cumberbatch.
 
2014-04-15 08:11:17 PM  
Cock
 
2014-04-15 08:11:23 PM  
Throbbing vein-laden meat pipe.

Utah sucks.. Moving away from there was the single best thing I did for myself when I was younger.
 
2014-04-15 08:12:37 PM  
 
2014-04-15 08:12:56 PM  
I call my dick a Hairy Reed.
 
2014-04-15 08:13:39 PM  
Your moms favorite popsicle.


Split face hair shark.
 
2014-04-15 08:14:25 PM  
The all meat pony
The chickie stick
The one eyed wonder worm
 
2014-04-15 08:16:05 PM  
Regis Fillbone
 
2014-04-15 08:16:32 PM  

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.


Me too (late '80s tho). It was a valuable lesson, that's where I first learned the term funbags. Kids these days.
 
2014-04-15 08:18:50 PM  

Polartank13: Pokey.Clyde: Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.

Pedro???


Spanish form of Peter, which means the rock. Fits right in.
 
2014-04-15 08:19:28 PM  

Sticky Hands: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!


Weird, I used that line in a strip club once.

/ Once.
 
2014-04-15 08:21:45 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: See above


See below.
 
2014-04-15 08:22:38 PM  
cdn3.cdnme.se
 
2014-04-15 08:22:54 PM  
Little Elvis
 
2014-04-15 08:23:43 PM  
I can't believe there is no comment yet on Matt Ogle's role.

/disappointed
 
2014-04-15 08:24:22 PM  
I made the bald man cry! I milked my eel! I roughed up the bishop!
 
2014-04-15 08:24:26 PM  
I call mine The Garden Weasel
 
2014-04-15 08:24:31 PM  
The Sarlacc.
 
2014-04-15 08:25:50 PM  
This the kind of perverse shiat that only happens in Utah.
 
2014-04-15 08:27:16 PM  
Gary
 
2014-04-15 08:27:38 PM  
Captain Chance'em and the bareback riders
 
2014-04-15 08:29:33 PM  
The third leg
The locust post
The kickstand
 
2014-04-15 08:29:37 PM  
The Cubs

It starts with promise but always disappoints.
 
2014-04-15 08:30:15 PM  
Single-barrel, pump-action protein rifle
 
2014-04-15 08:31:34 PM  
Taking the old skin boat to tuna town.
 
2014-04-15 08:31:52 PM  
The trouser trout
The tuna tamper
The muffin stuffer
 
2014-04-15 08:33:11 PM  
 
2014-04-15 08:34:50 PM  
What a stupid Twat.
 
2014-04-15 08:35:36 PM  
I've named my testicles. I admit it. I call the left one Ernesto, the right one Henry, and the middle one Mack.
 
2014-04-15 08:35:56 PM  

Elegy: Peter Dinklage


images.japemonster.com
 
2014-04-15 08:37:11 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 08:37:38 PM  
The skin flute
The pink piccolo
The obone
 
2014-04-15 08:37:41 PM  
King Arthur of Cumalot and his Knights of the Round Testes.
 
2014-04-15 08:37:57 PM  
Meat and two veg
Wedding tackle
 
2014-04-15 08:39:28 PM  
Wally and The Beav.
 
2014-04-15 08:41:44 PM  
i1168.photobucket.com

Trifecta in play
 
2014-04-15 08:42:30 PM  
Thighland Bagpipes
 
2014-04-15 08:42:43 PM  
Meant to delete the text but it didn't happen
 
2014-04-15 08:43:12 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-04-15 08:43:12 PM  
When I was a freshman in college, there were a few of us in my computer science class who would arrive about half an hour beforehand, sit in the hallway, do homework, and generally BS about stuff.

So one day, the token female (this was a CS class for majors) shows up, and says that her Women's Studies prof gave them a homework assignment: to find as many synonyms as possible for male and female genitalia, as well as the act of intercourse.

We didn't stop for about an hour and a half.
 
2014-04-15 08:45:31 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 08:45:34 PM  
The babies arm holding an apple
The Fark stick
The magic love wand
The spitting purple cobra
 
2014-04-15 08:46:12 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-15 08:46:16 PM  
Roast Beef Goblin. For the ladies who have the saggy labiae.
 
2014-04-15 08:47:32 PM  
Bob Johnson (oh, wait ...)
 
2014-04-15 08:47:50 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 08:49:48 PM  

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 225x302]


...

Nazi Cyclops? That's a new one.
 
2014-04-15 08:56:11 PM  
One week a month, "Moses".
 
2014-04-15 08:57:50 PM  

dv-ous: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 225x302]

...

Nazi Cyclops? That's a new one.


That's Sherman the one eyed German
 
2014-04-15 08:58:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 09:00:21 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 09:00:34 PM  
 - The Honorable Senator from Kentucky
 - The One eyed Dolphin.
 - The Peninsula South of the Equator
 - The Bleeding Lunch Box

END COMMUNICATION
 
2014-04-15 09:03:03 PM  
keep your baby cave  clean if you want to ride the wild weasel.
 
2014-04-15 09:03:31 PM  
The Peter Principle
 
2014-04-15 09:07:56 PM  
global3.memecdn.com

www.cliterati.co.uk
 
2014-04-15 09:10:34 PM  
The Baloney Pony
 
2014-04-15 09:10:56 PM  
www.photoshopcreative.co.uk
 
2014-04-15 09:15:44 PM  
Spam javelin,
Pedoinker,

and

Quim.

What a lovely word. Mmm.
 
2014-04-15 09:15:54 PM  

colimar: [www.photoshopcreative.co.uk image 850x850]
Arte Johnson
upload.wikimedia.org

 
2014-04-15 09:16:45 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 09:18:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 09:24:59 PM  
Bony Prince Charlie

For the twins: Poncho and Lefty.
 
2014-04-15 09:40:08 PM  
one-eyed wiggling weshman
custard-shooting man banana
meat and potatoes
frank and beans
 
2014-04-15 09:40:30 PM  
coont tree girl
coont tree boy
 
2014-04-15 09:56:11 PM  
Tin Soldier and the duffel bags.
 
2014-04-15 09:57:34 PM  
Baloney Pony... that's my fave.
 
2014-04-15 09:58:53 PM  
The bishop and his fine red hat.

fisker: Neal, Bob, and Swallow.


I'll have to tell my wife this one.
 
2014-04-15 09:59:34 PM  
Note to self don't teach there. I actually have done the same thing as part of a grade 9 science unit on reproduction, we always start with a discussion on slang and misconceptions . I then teach the proper names and functions after that. I find it helps to get the immature giggles out of the way before we try to actually learn.
 
2014-04-15 09:59:52 PM  
The Ol' Avenger.
 
2014-04-15 10:10:20 PM  

naughtyrev: robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.

Yeah I remember doing that too. No one got in trouble, that's for sure.


We had a science teacher who decided to veer away from the district lesson plans for our schools sex ed class back then. Points for originality, but the district frowned upon her "Pin the Condom on the Man" game.
 
GBB
2014-04-15 10:12:03 PM  
Thor's Hammer
Stickie and the beans
Jack's Johnson
Johnson's Jack

and...

Mr Peabody
 
2014-04-15 10:14:18 PM  
Omar.  You know, the tentmaker.
 
2014-04-15 10:17:45 PM  
We did an exercise like this in college, had to list names for genitalia, males and females who slept around, and sex.........it was pretty hilarious and I forget the purpose of the exercise.
 
2014-04-15 10:19:46 PM  
I'm pretty sure there's a difference between 'fired' and 'paid leave' which the article states the teacher is on.
 
2014-04-15 10:22:11 PM  

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.


This.  Ffs, people, I know it's way too much to ask, but can you at least pretend you have reason and common sense?

/unless he was a math teacher, then it seems a little off-topic
//I am the point which rests along your curve
 
2014-04-15 10:23:52 PM  
Little Jerry Seinfeld
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-15 10:25:38 PM  

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.


Same here. Oh, and the educational videos...
Most of the boys couldn't stop laughing, most of the girls looked traumatized.

Most.
 
2014-04-15 10:28:15 PM  
Punching the munchkin
Firing the flesh musket
P Rex
Flicking the bean
Virginia ham
 
2014-04-15 10:31:02 PM  
FTA:
Teacher Ashley Williams was placed on paid leave Friday after students brought the incident to the attention of school administrators, said Nate Taggart, a Weber District spokesman.

I thought she died on Vermire.
 
2014-04-15 10:33:36 PM  

OhioUGrad: We did an exercise like this in college, had to list names for genitalia, males and females who slept around, and sex.........it was pretty hilarious and I forget the purpose of the exercise.


To illustrate the unspoken assumptions we have about sex. (Many slang terms for genitals and/or sex and/or promiscuous individuals tacitly endorse the idea that sex=violence, penises=awesome, vaginas=either delicate things or things that need a pounding, and promiscuity=good for men, bad for women.)
 
2014-04-15 10:34:19 PM  

steklo:


I'd English her muffin, IYKWIMAITYD

And I'm GAY, for crying out loud.
 
2014-04-15 10:39:13 PM  

Gerald Tarrant: Note to self don't teach there. I actually have done the same thing as part of a grade 9 science unit on reproduction, we always start with a discussion on slang and misconceptions . I then teach the proper names and functions after that. I find it helps to get the immature giggles out of the way before we try to actually learn.


Thanks to my misspent youth, I can't help but visualize this happening:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmsReGYnCs
 
2014-04-15 10:45:14 PM  

dv-ous: OhioUGrad: We did an exercise like this in college, had to list names for genitalia, males and females who slept around, and sex.........it was pretty hilarious and I forget the purpose of the exercise.

To illustrate the unspoken assumptions we have about sex. (Many slang terms for genitals and/or sex and/or promiscuous individuals tacitly endorse the idea that sex=violence, penises=awesome, vaginas=either delicate things or things that need a pounding, and promiscuity=good for men, bad for women.)


It was probably something along those lines, I don't even remember what class it was in. It was during the summer and I sat in the back and watched episodes of American Dad on my laptop.
 
2014-04-15 10:45:49 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
Big James Woods
 
2014-04-15 10:49:06 PM  

steklo: img.fark.net


Remember folks, when it comes to hotdogs, serve the curve!
spatula-city.org
 
2014-04-15 10:50:20 PM  

Gerald Tarrant: Note to self don't teach there. I actually have done the same thing as part of a grade 9 science unit on reproduction, we always start with a discussion on slang and misconceptions . I then teach the proper names and functions after that. I find it helps to get the immature giggles out of the way before we try to actually learn.


Your immature giggles or your students'? I'm betting yes.
 
2014-04-15 10:53:54 PM  

maram500: maram500: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python

MONTY Python. Damn autocorrect on tablet.


Although "Month Python" is a great name for your wang, or your garage band.  Dibs.
 
2014-04-15 10:54:59 PM  
When my grandfather died, I found a book from the early 70s in his office called The Underground Slang Dictionary. Most of the words are just ridiculous euphemisms or slurs for drugs or black people but a few for private parts. What makes this a real collectors item is that on about 5 pages he penciled in his own definitions. The one I remember is Dumnippy - penis. He also had a great term for sex. He asked me if I was seeing anyone. I said no then asked him. He said, and I quote, "Yeah I know this broad who comes over every once in a while. Helps me take the wrinkles out of the sheets."
 
2014-04-15 11:06:17 PM  
Kidney disturber
 
2014-04-15 11:06:29 PM  
You missed one.
 
2014-04-15 11:11:31 PM  
Love pump
 
2014-04-15 11:14:24 PM  
Don Johnson
 
2014-04-15 11:14:27 PM  
I find getting zero search results when searching this thread for 'salami' or 'submarine' very disturbing.  And you should feel disturbing.
 
2014-04-15 11:17:28 PM  

maram500: steklo:

I'd English her muffin, IYKWIMAITYD

And I'm GAY, for crying out loud.


With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.
 
2014-04-15 11:18:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 11:18:47 PM  
The Little General
 
2014-04-15 11:24:16 PM  
In true Fark form...a phrase I personally learned and shared via Fark.... "Fapioca pudding maker". Thank You Farksters...I couldn't have done it without you.
 
2014-04-15 11:25:13 PM  

Point02GPA: With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.


You should be so lucky...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 11:36:39 PM  
The Manly Mushroom
Th Mystical Love Shaft
 
2014-04-15 11:38:35 PM  
She could go on and on about his...: http://youtu.be/_WlBiAhFJos
 
2014-04-15 11:41:52 PM  

Mentat: Well, there's an opening at US Airways.


According to the picture I've seen, that opening's been filled.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:05 PM  
I feel like there aren't enough terms for ladybits that don't sound overly silly or overly clinical in erotica, and not enough terms for the clitoris, period.

This is a problem that needs to be solved.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:19 PM  
Four Rooms (1995)

Angela: I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113101/quotes?item=qt0314365
 
2014-04-16 12:05:06 AM  

Strix occidentalis: I feel like there aren't enough terms for ladybits that don't sound overly silly or overly clinical in erotica, and not enough terms for the clitoris, period.

This is a problem that needs to be solved.


Do they really need more terms for the period?
 
2014-04-16 12:13:09 AM  
Don Pepi y Los Dos, Master Blaster, LeRoi LeGrand, Thrust Master.
 
2014-04-16 12:31:04 AM  

A_Listless_Wanderer: FTA:
Teacher Ashley Williams was placed on paid leave Friday after students brought the incident to the attention of school administrators, said Nate Taggart, a Weber District spokesman.

I thought she died on Vermire.


That's a big negative. Kaidan died on Virmire so I could bone Ash. And then I ended up with Miranda in II, and boned the hell out of Cortez in the big finale.

/My Shepard goes both ways
//Like a bisexual
///That's the joke, Ted
 
2014-04-16 12:54:47 AM  
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

"Stanley"
 
2014-04-16 01:02:26 AM  
Peach
Sausage wallet
Vagoo


The Royal Sceptre
Pride & Joy
Gulliver's Fire hose
The Trombone
And why has no one mentioned
"Alabama Black Snake" yet?

/Yes, I saw Full Metal Jacket recently.
 
2014-04-16 01:06:51 AM  
Mr. Friendly.
 
2014-04-16 01:17:03 AM  

steklo: Point02GPA: With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.

You should be so lucky...

[img.fark.net image 500x514]


So, which eye do I talk to?
 
2014-04-16 01:28:49 AM  

Slam1263: steklo: Point02GPA: With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.

You should be so lucky...

[img.fark.net image 500x514]

So, which eye do I talk to?


She's got the Atchyaforya Eyes... one eye's lookin' atchya, the other one's lookin' forya!
 
2014-04-16 01:46:22 AM  
Disgusting the scool doesnt sack up for the teacher. I, too, did this in the 80s. Big fuching deal. Helped us be able to discuss boning w.o. laughing hysterically.
 
2014-04-16 02:04:37 AM  
i1.theportalwiki.net
 
2014-04-16 02:24:30 AM  
Uncle Milty
 
2014-04-16 02:27:44 AM  
We did this assignment in my college Human Sexuality class. What's the big deal?
 
2014-04-16 02:34:15 AM  
If you had an Uncle Jack, and he was stuck on a roof, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

/I know, its not completely relevent, but its what came to mind.
 
2014-04-16 03:11:15 AM  

Strix occidentalis: I feel like there aren't enough terms for ladybits that don't sound overly silly or overly clinical in erotica, and not enough terms for the clitoris, period.

This is a problem that needs to be solved.


That's one cute little clove of garlic.
 
2014-04-16 07:04:14 AM  
hot steaming girder
 
2014-04-16 07:10:22 AM  
3-pronged dental spear and the strawberry heatsinks.

/Also the name of my Finnish folk-metal band
\\Sometimes I just call it Senor Cardgage.
 
2014-04-16 07:55:36 AM  
surehandedjourneyman.files.wordpress.com
 Approves.
 
2014-04-16 08:08:43 AM  
Pocket rocket.
 
2014-04-16 09:12:17 AM  

maram500: A_Listless_Wanderer: FTA:
Teacher Ashley Williams was placed on paid leave Friday after students brought the incident to the attention of school administrators, said Nate Taggart, a Weber District spokesman.

I thought she died on Vermire.

That's a big negative. Kaidan died on Virmire so I could bone Ash. And then I ended up with Miranda


I like how her forward tanks are so buoyant and elevated.
 
2014-04-16 09:13:12 AM  
Wow, no one posted this yet?  Shocking.

" I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "
 
2014-04-16 10:09:15 AM  
Crypt cobra.
 
2014-04-16 10:10:50 AM  
cdn2.cagepotato.com
 
2014-04-16 10:52:01 AM  
 
2014-04-16 11:08:10 AM  
Enormous genitals
 
2014-04-16 11:09:48 AM  

A_Listless_Wanderer: FTA:
Teacher Ashley Williams was placed on paid leave Friday after students brought the incident to the attention of school administrators, said Nate Taggart, a Weber District spokesman.

I thought she died on Vermire.


I always killed Kaiden, even when I was playing as FemShep, but that's more because I usually played as a Sentinel, so his class skills were redundant.
 
2014-04-16 12:05:32 PM  
Depending on the woman of course, I would refer to it as her holy of holies.
 
2014-04-16 04:03:26 PM  
Love gherkin (an original from my college days)

Fish taco

There might be more.
 
2014-04-16 04:26:09 PM  
The Batter Blaster:

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/organic, too!
//shootin' the gluten
 
2014-04-16 08:07:45 PM  
Beef sword? No one has said beef sword yet? C'mon Fark.
 
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