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2014-04-15 10:25:38 PM

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.


Same here. Oh, and the educational videos...
Most of the boys couldn't stop laughing, most of the girls looked traumatized.

Most.
 
2014-04-15 10:28:15 PM
Punching the munchkin
Firing the flesh musket
P Rex
Flicking the bean
Virginia ham
 
2014-04-15 10:31:02 PM
FTA:
Teacher Ashley Williams was placed on paid leave Friday after students brought the incident to the attention of school administrators, said Nate Taggart, a Weber District spokesman.

I thought she died on Vermire.
 
2014-04-15 10:33:36 PM

OhioUGrad: We did an exercise like this in college, had to list names for genitalia, males and females who slept around, and sex.........it was pretty hilarious and I forget the purpose of the exercise.


To illustrate the unspoken assumptions we have about sex. (Many slang terms for genitals and/or sex and/or promiscuous individuals tacitly endorse the idea that sex=violence, penises=awesome, vaginas=either delicate things or things that need a pounding, and promiscuity=good for men, bad for women.)
 
2014-04-15 10:34:19 PM

steklo:


I'd English her muffin, IYKWIMAITYD

And I'm GAY, for crying out loud.
 
2014-04-15 10:39:13 PM

Gerald Tarrant: Note to self don't teach there. I actually have done the same thing as part of a grade 9 science unit on reproduction, we always start with a discussion on slang and misconceptions . I then teach the proper names and functions after that. I find it helps to get the immature giggles out of the way before we try to actually learn.


Thanks to my misspent youth, I can't help but visualize this happening:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmsReGYnCs
 
2014-04-15 10:45:14 PM

dv-ous: OhioUGrad: We did an exercise like this in college, had to list names for genitalia, males and females who slept around, and sex.........it was pretty hilarious and I forget the purpose of the exercise.

To illustrate the unspoken assumptions we have about sex. (Many slang terms for genitals and/or sex and/or promiscuous individuals tacitly endorse the idea that sex=violence, penises=awesome, vaginas=either delicate things or things that need a pounding, and promiscuity=good for men, bad for women.)


It was probably something along those lines, I don't even remember what class it was in. It was during the summer and I sat in the back and watched episodes of American Dad on my laptop.
 
2014-04-15 10:45:49 PM
pbs.twimg.com
Big James Woods
 
2014-04-15 10:49:06 PM

steklo: img.fark.net


Remember folks, when it comes to hotdogs, serve the curve!
spatula-city.org
 
2014-04-15 10:50:20 PM

Gerald Tarrant: Note to self don't teach there. I actually have done the same thing as part of a grade 9 science unit on reproduction, we always start with a discussion on slang and misconceptions . I then teach the proper names and functions after that. I find it helps to get the immature giggles out of the way before we try to actually learn.


Your immature giggles or your students'? I'm betting yes.
 
2014-04-15 10:53:54 PM

maram500: maram500: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python

MONTY Python. Damn autocorrect on tablet.


Although "Month Python" is a great name for your wang, or your garage band.  Dibs.
 
2014-04-15 10:54:59 PM
When my grandfather died, I found a book from the early 70s in his office called The Underground Slang Dictionary. Most of the words are just ridiculous euphemisms or slurs for drugs or black people but a few for private parts. What makes this a real collectors item is that on about 5 pages he penciled in his own definitions. The one I remember is Dumnippy - penis. He also had a great term for sex. He asked me if I was seeing anyone. I said no then asked him. He said, and I quote, "Yeah I know this broad who comes over every once in a while. Helps me take the wrinkles out of the sheets."
 
2014-04-15 11:06:17 PM
Kidney disturber
 
2014-04-15 11:06:29 PM
You missed one.
 
2014-04-15 11:11:31 PM
Love pump
 
2014-04-15 11:14:24 PM
Don Johnson
 
2014-04-15 11:14:27 PM
I find getting zero search results when searching this thread for 'salami' or 'submarine' very disturbing.  And you should feel disturbing.
 
2014-04-15 11:17:28 PM

maram500: steklo:

I'd English her muffin, IYKWIMAITYD

And I'm GAY, for crying out loud.


With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.
 
2014-04-15 11:18:20 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 11:18:47 PM
The Little General
 
2014-04-15 11:24:16 PM
In true Fark form...a phrase I personally learned and shared via Fark.... "Fapioca pudding maker". Thank You Farksters...I couldn't have done it without you.
 
2014-04-15 11:25:13 PM

Point02GPA: With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.


You should be so lucky...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 11:36:39 PM
The Manly Mushroom
Th Mystical Love Shaft
 
2014-04-15 11:38:35 PM
She could go on and on about his...: http://youtu.be/_WlBiAhFJos
 
2014-04-15 11:41:52 PM

Mentat: Well, there's an opening at US Airways.


According to the picture I've seen, that opening's been filled.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:05 PM
I feel like there aren't enough terms for ladybits that don't sound overly silly or overly clinical in erotica, and not enough terms for the clitoris, period.

This is a problem that needs to be solved.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:19 PM
Four Rooms (1995)

Angela: I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113101/quotes?item=qt0314365
 
2014-04-16 12:05:06 AM

Strix occidentalis: I feel like there aren't enough terms for ladybits that don't sound overly silly or overly clinical in erotica, and not enough terms for the clitoris, period.

This is a problem that needs to be solved.


Do they really need more terms for the period?
 
2014-04-16 12:13:09 AM
Don Pepi y Los Dos, Master Blaster, LeRoi LeGrand, Thrust Master.
 
2014-04-16 12:31:04 AM

A_Listless_Wanderer: FTA:
Teacher Ashley Williams was placed on paid leave Friday after students brought the incident to the attention of school administrators, said Nate Taggart, a Weber District spokesman.

I thought she died on Vermire.


That's a big negative. Kaidan died on Virmire so I could bone Ash. And then I ended up with Miranda in II, and boned the hell out of Cortez in the big finale.

/My Shepard goes both ways
//Like a bisexual
///That's the joke, Ted
 
2014-04-16 12:54:47 AM
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

"Stanley"
 
2014-04-16 01:02:26 AM
Peach
Sausage wallet
Vagoo


The Royal Sceptre
Pride & Joy
Gulliver's Fire hose
The Trombone
And why has no one mentioned
"Alabama Black Snake" yet?

/Yes, I saw Full Metal Jacket recently.
 
2014-04-16 01:06:51 AM
Mr. Friendly.
 
2014-04-16 01:17:03 AM

steklo: Point02GPA: With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.

You should be so lucky...

[img.fark.net image 500x514]


So, which eye do I talk to?
 
2014-04-16 01:28:49 AM

Slam1263: steklo: Point02GPA: With my luck, and personality, I'd get the one from right above frowning at the banana.

You should be so lucky...

[img.fark.net image 500x514]

So, which eye do I talk to?


She's got the Atchyaforya Eyes... one eye's lookin' atchya, the other one's lookin' forya!
 
2014-04-16 01:46:22 AM
Disgusting the scool doesnt sack up for the teacher. I, too, did this in the 80s. Big fuching deal. Helped us be able to discuss boning w.o. laughing hysterically.
 
2014-04-16 02:04:37 AM
i1.theportalwiki.net
 
2014-04-16 02:24:30 AM
Uncle Milty
 
2014-04-16 02:27:44 AM
We did this assignment in my college Human Sexuality class. What's the big deal?
 
2014-04-16 02:34:15 AM
If you had an Uncle Jack, and he was stuck on a roof, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

/I know, its not completely relevent, but its what came to mind.
 
2014-04-16 03:11:15 AM

Strix occidentalis: I feel like there aren't enough terms for ladybits that don't sound overly silly or overly clinical in erotica, and not enough terms for the clitoris, period.

This is a problem that needs to be solved.


That's one cute little clove of garlic.
 
2014-04-16 07:04:14 AM
hot steaming girder
 
2014-04-16 07:10:22 AM
3-pronged dental spear and the strawberry heatsinks.

/Also the name of my Finnish folk-metal band
\\Sometimes I just call it Senor Cardgage.
 
2014-04-16 07:55:36 AM
surehandedjourneyman.files.wordpress.com
 Approves.
 
2014-04-16 08:08:43 AM
Pocket rocket.
 
2014-04-16 09:12:17 AM

maram500: A_Listless_Wanderer: FTA:
Teacher Ashley Williams was placed on paid leave Friday after students brought the incident to the attention of school administrators, said Nate Taggart, a Weber District spokesman.

I thought she died on Vermire.

That's a big negative. Kaidan died on Virmire so I could bone Ash. And then I ended up with Miranda


I like how her forward tanks are so buoyant and elevated.
 
2014-04-16 09:13:12 AM
Wow, no one posted this yet?  Shocking.

" I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "
 
2014-04-16 10:09:15 AM
Crypt cobra.
 
2014-04-16 10:10:50 AM
cdn2.cagepotato.com
 
2014-04-16 10:52:01 AM
 
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