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2014-04-15 07:37:01 PM
I can't fill the thread. I'm just not that interested.
 
2014-04-15 07:37:05 PM
Well, there's an opening at US Airways.
 
2014-04-15 07:40:55 PM
Shorty and the twins.
 
2014-04-15 07:50:31 PM
Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
 
2014-04-15 07:57:57 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.


Pedro???
 
2014-04-15 07:58:06 PM
shootin' putty at the moon
 
2014-04-15 07:59:06 PM
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
 
2014-04-15 08:01:09 PM
Southern hospitality
 
2014-04-15 08:01:22 PM
Walrus cock and the meat puppets
 
2014-04-15 08:01:41 PM
 
2014-04-15 08:02:07 PM
Neal, Bob, and Swallow.
 
2014-04-15 08:03:42 PM
We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.
 
2014-04-15 08:05:47 PM
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python
 
2014-04-15 08:06:07 PM
Mr happy.
The purple headed Spartan.
Meat Popsicle.
 
2014-04-15 08:06:54 PM

maram500: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffie,
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock--
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back.

--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"
By Month Python


MONTY Python. Damn autocorrect on tablet.
 
2014-04-15 08:07:30 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.


/came for this
//leaving to think about Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini
 
2014-04-15 08:07:47 PM
Purple-headed yoghurt thrower
 
2014-04-15 08:08:32 PM
Peter Dinklage
 
2014-04-15 08:09:05 PM
lap hamster
 
2014-04-15 08:09:18 PM
Heat seeking moisture missile.
 
2014-04-15 08:09:45 PM
What a dick.
 
2014-04-15 08:09:56 PM
See above
 
2014-04-15 08:10:03 PM
well they did it in sex ed for trainables
 
2014-04-15 08:10:49 PM

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.


Yeah I remember doing that too. No one got in trouble, that's for sure.
 
2014-04-15 08:10:55 PM

Elegy: Peter Dinklage


And his sister, Benedict Cumberbatch.
 
2014-04-15 08:11:17 PM
Cock
 
2014-04-15 08:11:23 PM
Throbbing vein-laden meat pipe.

Utah sucks.. Moving away from there was the single best thing I did for myself when I was younger.
 
2014-04-15 08:12:37 PM
 
2014-04-15 08:12:56 PM
I call my dick a Hairy Reed.
 
2014-04-15 08:13:39 PM
Your moms favorite popsicle.


Split face hair shark.
 
2014-04-15 08:14:25 PM
The all meat pony
The chickie stick
The one eyed wonder worm
 
2014-04-15 08:16:05 PM
Regis Fillbone
 
2014-04-15 08:16:32 PM

robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.


Me too (late '80s tho). It was a valuable lesson, that's where I first learned the term funbags. Kids these days.
 
2014-04-15 08:18:50 PM

Polartank13: Pokey.Clyde: Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.

Pedro???


Spanish form of Peter, which means the rock. Fits right in.
 
2014-04-15 08:19:28 PM

Sticky Hands: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!


Weird, I used that line in a strip club once.

/ Once.
 
2014-04-15 08:21:45 PM

BluVeinThrobber: See above


See below.
 
2014-04-15 08:22:38 PM
cdn3.cdnme.se
 
2014-04-15 08:22:54 PM
Little Elvis
 
2014-04-15 08:23:43 PM
I can't believe there is no comment yet on Matt Ogle's role.

/disappointed
 
2014-04-15 08:24:22 PM
I made the bald man cry! I milked my eel! I roughed up the bishop!
 
2014-04-15 08:24:26 PM
I call mine The Garden Weasel
 
2014-04-15 08:24:31 PM
The Sarlacc.
 
2014-04-15 08:25:50 PM
This the kind of perverse shiat that only happens in Utah.
 
2014-04-15 08:27:16 PM
Gary
 
2014-04-15 08:27:38 PM
Captain Chance'em and the bareback riders
 
2014-04-15 08:29:33 PM
The third leg
The locust post
The kickstand
 
2014-04-15 08:29:37 PM
The Cubs

It starts with promise but always disappoints.
 
2014-04-15 08:30:15 PM
Single-barrel, pump-action protein rifle
 
2014-04-15 08:31:34 PM
Taking the old skin boat to tuna town.
 
2014-04-15 08:31:52 PM
The trouser trout
The tuna tamper
The muffin stuffer
 
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