Pokey.Clyde: Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
maram500: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?It's swell to have a stiffie,It's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's biggest prick.So three cheers for your Willie or John ThomasHooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,Your Percy or your cock--You can wrap it up in ribbons,You can slip it in your sock.But don't take it out in publicOr they will stick you in the dockAnd you won't come back.--"The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)"By Month Python
robohobo: We did this in my freshman year of 'health' class way back in the early 90s's. I remember it being hilarious.
Elegy: Peter Dinklage
Sticky Hands: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!
BluVeinThrobber: See above
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