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(KPTV Portland)   Man drives his car into side of moving train. Yes, alcohol was involved   (kptv.com) divider line 25
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2014-04-15 06:19:07 PM  
Is that better or worse than hitting a stationary train?
 
2014-04-15 06:33:41 PM  
I bet the engineer didn't even know that this happened.
 
2014-04-15 08:08:21 PM  
I remember that Dukes of Hazzard episode.
 
2014-04-15 08:11:51 PM  
Drivin' into that train
high on cocaine ...
 
2014-04-15 08:15:18 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 08:18:52 PM  
Lionel, you gotta get your mind back on tack, it's Choo-sday
 
2014-04-15 08:19:20 PM  
I, once, drove into the side of a moving train.

Alcohol was not involved.

Hydroplaning was.

Ended up cutting the nose off of my car, and spinning it so as the train was rubbing against the passenger side mirror.
 
2014-04-15 08:23:51 PM  
creakingplanks.com

approves.
 
2014-04-15 08:26:52 PM  

Catlenfell: I, once, drove into the side of a moving train.

Alcohol was not involved.

Hydroplaning was.

Ended up cutting the nose off of my car, and spinning it so as the train was rubbing against the passenger side mirror.


Bet it did a number on your underpants too
 
2014-04-15 08:28:13 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Catlenfell: I, once, drove into the side of a moving train.

Alcohol was not involved.

Hydroplaning was.

Ended up cutting the nose off of my car, and spinning it so as the train was rubbing against the passenger side mirror.

Bet it did a number on your underpants too


More so on my passenger.
 
2014-04-15 08:46:11 PM  

RoyHobbs22: I remember that Dukes of Hazzard episode.


It was the ending of a movie with Peter.Fonda
 
2014-04-15 08:47:13 PM  

MFAWG: RoyHobbs22: I remember that Dukes of Hazzard episode.

It was the ending of a movie with Peter.Fonda


  Was gonna ask if his name was Crazy Larry....
 
2014-04-15 08:53:37 PM  
My dad did that except that he derailed 3 locomotives.  His car was fixable.

He was sober but it was before train crossings all had lights.  Fortunately his car had the optional seat belts and he happened to be wearing his.
 
2014-04-15 08:59:56 PM  
"We're in a truck"

pics.imcdb.org
 
2014-04-15 09:13:51 PM  
Uncle in law did this. After a stroke. Alcohol was involved in celebrating a life well lived

The mourners kept the funeral home open mighty late.

/to live a life that well.
 
2014-04-15 09:39:46 PM  
Remember kids, the train always wins.
 
2014-04-15 10:18:26 PM  
I'd get drunk too with a face like that.
 
2014-04-15 10:38:47 PM  
Damn, too bad it didn't explode with him in it.
 
2014-04-15 11:01:20 PM  
He had a long way to go and a short time to get there.
 
2014-04-15 11:19:54 PM  
It was probably the unknown stuntman that made Eastwood such a star...
 
2014-04-15 11:44:38 PM  
They have moving trains?

I figured nobody would ever have railroad tracks that were easily accessible from both their previous and future residences.
 
2014-04-16 12:42:21 AM  
I know somebody that did that twice. We call him 2 trains.
 
2014-04-16 01:00:10 AM  
Well, when you don't have a neck between your mouth and your shoulders, I guess anything is possible.
 
2014-04-16 08:44:33 AM  

elfbeater: I know somebody that did that twice. We call him 2 trains.


I knew someone who did it once.  Once was all it took to get the desired results.
 
2014-04-16 11:30:02 AM  
Not as bad as the guy in Denver several years ago who jogged into the side of a moving light rail train.
 
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