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(Daily Mail)   Yesterday we mocked a US Airways employee for their X-rated tweet, today we mock US Airways social media manager who calls himself a 'web alchemist' and 'aggressive engineer of perception' on his LinkedIn profile   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
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2014-04-15 05:31:35 PM
I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star


Rock Star?  Really?
 
2014-04-15 05:41:00 PM
I need to learn how to start lying on my resume.

2006 - Recipient of the coveted Time Person of the Year award
 
2014-04-15 05:42:36 PM

K3rmy: I need to learn how to start lying on my resume.

2006 - Recipient of the coveted Time Person of the Year award

That's probably more of a joke than a lie, since I'm pretty sure that was the year that Time named You the person of the year with a big reflective mirror cover.
 
2014-04-15 05:42:47 PM
I perceived that he conjured up a picture of a plane in a lady's business.
 
2014-04-15 06:17:53 PM
That 'dumbass' just earned more Twitter traffic than the next 30 airlines put together.
 
2014-04-15 06:18:41 PM
I bet he put that on his resume because he's looking for a job.
 
2014-04-15 06:19:16 PM
The person responsible for sacking the person responsible for yesterday's pornographic tweets has been sacked.
 
2014-04-15 06:20:22 PM

markie_farkie: I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star

Rock Star?  Really?


He provided tech support for Aerosmith?
 
2014-04-15 06:20:46 PM

markie_farkie: I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star

Rock Star?  Really?


Mine says

cannotsuggestaname
Wizard
 
2014-04-15 06:20:59 PM
I ignored last headline.. I ignor most things twitter.. Had I known.
 
2014-04-15 06:24:48 PM

markie_farkie: I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star

Rock Star?  Really?


But did it have a watermark?
 
2014-04-15 06:31:56 PM
Somebody call him a Wahhmbulence
 
2014-04-15 06:32:01 PM
You'll notice that bullshiat keeps him in a job.

I think I still hate "tech evangelist" more.
 
2014-04-15 06:36:13 PM

markie_farkie: I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star

Rock Star?  Really?


I know. But when I throw panties while they're in the middle of a server patch, I'M the weird one? Fricking double standards.
 
2014-04-15 06:36:15 PM

cannotsuggestaname: markie_farkie: I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star

Rock Star?  Really?

Mine says

cannotsuggestaname
Wizard


www.hotflick.net

"MOM!! I TOLD YOU NEVER LET ANYONE INTO MY COMMAND CENTER!"
 
2014-04-15 06:38:07 PM

HotWingConspiracy: You'll notice that bullshiat keeps him in a job.

I think I still hate "tech evangelist" more.


Ooo... that one really burns me up. I've found that a lot of Tech businesses actually have job descriptions with that title.

I follow some people like this on Twitter and they're simultaneously all about the "community" and cliquey with their evangelist social media/blogger buddies.
 
2014-04-15 06:41:32 PM

WhackingDay: HotWingConspiracy: You'll notice that bullshiat keeps him in a job.

I think I still hate "tech evangelist" more.

Ooo... that one really burns me up. I've found that a lot of Tech businesses actually have job descriptions with that title.

I follow some people like this on Twitter and they're simultaneously all about the "community" and cliquey with their evangelist social media/blogger buddies.


People that aren't their buddies will inevitably ask just what the hell "tech evangelist" is supposed to mean, and this leads to a bad time.
 
2014-04-15 06:43:22 PM
LinkedIn is one of the best sources of free entertainment on the internet.  Not as good as Fark, but quality stuff.
 
2014-04-15 06:45:25 PM

HotWingConspiracy: WhackingDay: HotWingConspiracy: You'll notice that bullshiat keeps him in a job.

I think I still hate "tech evangelist" more.

Ooo... that one really burns me up. I've found that a lot of Tech businesses actually have job descriptions with that title.

I follow some people like this on Twitter and they're simultaneously all about the "community" and cliquey with their evangelist social media/blogger buddies.

People that aren't their buddies will inevitably ask just what the hell "tech evangelist" is supposed to mean...


I just assume it means doufball, like d-bag you can't stop snickering at.   

/was that not what I was supposed to assume?
 
2014-04-15 06:46:06 PM
Well I guess we found out what happened to Malaysian flight 370...
 
2014-04-15 06:46:32 PM

Shadowtag: markie_farkie: I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star

Rock Star?  Really?

But did it have a watermark?



typophile.com
 
2014-04-15 06:47:23 PM
Many Years ago I had used "demographic demigod, B.S.a." When going after graphics jobs. BSA meaning "bull shiat artist". It had varying results, mostly just shiats and giggles.
 
2014-04-15 06:50:24 PM
"aggressive engineer of perception"

You got to be a student of human moves. See, all the greats that I know of were students of human moves. That's my area of excellence.
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-15 06:50:34 PM
As someone who was busy working and finishing off a paper yesterday, does anyone have a link to the NSFW image?
 
2014-04-15 06:56:18 PM
I know a Systems Architect who has Achievement Level: Queen Bee on her business card.  Why yes, she is a vapid coont, thanks for asking.
 
2014-04-15 06:58:48 PM

Electrify: As someone who was busy working and finishing off a paper yesterday, does anyone have a link to the NSFW image?


you know..... for research!

Here it is
 
2014-04-15 07:00:43 PM

Spiralmonkey: I know a Systems Architect who has Achievement Level: Queen Bee on her business card.  Why yes, she is a vapid coont, thanks for asking.


She's smarter than you, huh?
 
2014-04-15 07:02:13 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 07:03:14 PM
"Worst tweet of all time!"

Challenge accepted!
 
2014-04-15 07:03:29 PM

K.B.O. Winston: LinkedIn is one of the best sources of free entertainment on the internet.  Not as good as Fark, but quality stuff.


People in my circle tend to keep things pretty tame.  Any good search terms to find the more entertaining stuff?  I suppose I could start with "tech evangelist" and then see who pops up.  On the other hand, they'd see that I looked at their profile and think ,"WTH?"
 
2014-04-15 07:08:18 PM
I usually have "professional ergophobic" on any prifle I have.
 
2014-04-15 07:09:31 PM

exick: K3rmy: I need to learn how to start lying on my resume.

2006 - Recipient of the coveted Time Person of the Year award
That's probably more of a joke than a lie, since I'm pretty sure that was the year that Time named You the person of the year with a big reflective mirror cover.


Thatsthejokelie.jpg
 
2014-04-15 07:12:57 PM

HotWingConspiracy: WhackingDay: HotWingConspiracy: You'll notice that bullshiat keeps him in a job.

I think I still hate "tech evangelist" more.

Ooo... that one really burns me up. I've found that a lot of Tech businesses actually have job descriptions with that title.

I follow some people like this on Twitter and they're simultaneously all about the "community" and cliquey with their evangelist social media/blogger buddies.

People that aren't their buddies will inevitably ask just what the hell "tech evangelist" is supposed to mean, and this leads to a bad time.


I have a co-worker whose real job title is "OpenStack Evangelista" or maybe "tech Evangelista" can't remember
 
2014-04-15 07:14:56 PM
Hey, we professionals have to stick together; none of that 1/2 assing, mealy mouthed amateurish stuff. If we want bad, go with amateurs; but if you want a really bang up totally professional screw up, go with a professional. We don't fark things up half-assed, we do it Full-Assed!
 
2014-04-15 07:17:49 PM
Update: a second plane has hit the south tunnel.
 
2014-04-15 07:19:18 PM

exick: K3rmy: I need to learn how to start lying on my resume.

2006 - Recipient of the coveted Time Person of the Year award
That's probably more of a joke than a lie, since I'm pretty sure that was the year that Time named You the person of the year with a big reflective mirror cover.


www.hollyshop.com
 
2014-04-15 07:19:20 PM

Snakeophelia: K.B.O. Winston: LinkedIn is one of the best sources of free entertainment on the internet.  Not as good as Fark, but quality stuff.

People in my circle tend to keep things pretty tame.  Any good search terms to find the more entertaining stuff?  I suppose I could start with "tech evangelist" and then see who pops up.  On the other hand, they'd see that I looked at their profile and think ,"WTH?"


I'm a member of some of the entertainment professional groups.  That's where I see funny stuff.

I think my fav was the guy who described himself as a Reality TV Imaginator (or something like that).  He was looking for advice on how to take his imaginator career to the next level.

/also fun are the folks looking for paid writing gigs who can't post without adding "LOL!"
 //clearly competing for the many lucrative jobs that involve time travel and AOL chatrooms
 
2014-04-15 07:20:56 PM

exick: K3rmy: I need to learn how to start lying on my resume.

2006 - Recipient of the coveted Time Person of the Year award
That's probably more of a joke than a lie, since I'm pretty sure that was the year that Time named You the person of the year with a big reflective mirror cover.


That cover sucked, I much prefer this one:

www.hollyshop.com

/ That's why my nameplate lists my title as "Lebowski Achiever"
\\ OK, actually it is listed as "Evil Genius", only because I don't really have an official title.
/// Nobody's sure just what I do there, and that's just fine with me.
 
2014-04-15 07:23:09 PM
He seems to have a thing for fake mustaches, Can he not grow his own?
 
2014-04-15 07:24:01 PM
 Why no I'm not a Bullshiat Artist,
I'm a Perception Engineer.


/no seriously, I'm using that one.
//It's mine now.
 
2014-04-15 07:25:15 PM

markie_farkie: I got a business card from some guy at a conference once..

Some Guy
I.T. Rock Star

Rock Star?  Really?


I applied for and got an IT job with "Rock Star" in the title of the job listing. I thought it was a really farking stupid job title, but the job description was nothing unusual and I was qualified.
 
2014-04-15 07:26:50 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This guy has such a punchable face.
 
2014-04-15 07:29:35 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Well I guess we found out what happened to Malaysian flight 370...


I think that was one of the very first options, wasn't it?
 
2014-04-15 07:30:42 PM
I don't know why, but the "Miracle of the plane that landed in that giant lady as she was naked" Tweet is still making me laugh...

That, and the SFW version that was re-created...
 
2014-04-15 07:33:09 PM
i1.wp.com
 
2014-04-15 07:37:58 PM

Mikey1969: I don't know why, but the "Miracle of the plane that landed in that giant lady as she was naked" Tweet is still making me laugh...

That, and the SFW version that was re-created...


I was kinda partial to providing "exceptional customer cervix"...
 
2014-04-15 07:41:15 PM
But I'm still mocking this guy from AOL!

/digital prophet
//"Skrillex of the Valley"
 
2014-04-15 07:42:03 PM

gaslight: [i1.wp.com image 850x830]


Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-04-15 07:43:10 PM

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

This guy has such a punchable face.


And "Social Media Manager" is a completely douchebag title.
 
2014-04-15 07:44:03 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Mine says

cannotsuggestaname
Wizard


Do you have a hat and robe?
 
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