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(CBC)   Calgary police chief calls 5-homicide stabbing spree "worst mass murder in city's history." Or as it's known in Detroit, "Tuesday morning"   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Calgary, police chiefs, Detroit, homicides, stabbing, city  
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2014-04-15 04:19:36 PM  
3 votes:
Is the chief wrong? I don't think he is.

Why is this asinine  subby, it's a fact.
2014-04-15 04:37:14 PM  
2 votes:

Rev.K: Is the chief wrong? I don't think he is.

Why is this asinine  subby, it's a fact.

This. Subby is a farking idiot.
2014-04-15 06:26:55 PM  
1 vote:

Bf+: "None of the victims, nor the suspect, have any past history with police, said Hanson. "

"The man suspected of fatally stabbing five people in their 20s at a northwest Calgary house party is the son of a veteran police officer, according to the chief of police. "



Unless you're new to English, it's frankly impossible for me to imagine anyone having any difficulty understanding what he said.

wildcardjack: You probably can't find more than five people in one place in Calgary.

Populationwise or densitywise?

a)  I can forgive your rather outdated knowledge of anything outside your own house, because Texas, but you might be surprised to learn that Calgary passed a population of 5 at some indeterminate time prior to 1884.

b) Good effort, but could have used another sentence or so to get the point across.
2014-04-15 05:32:42 PM  
1 vote:
Liberals assured me last week that the survival rate of knife attacks was 99%
2014-04-15 04:57:14 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: Five really the high count in Calgary, according to this article written by someone who had the same question as the rest of us. The author must be from the USA.

You probably can't find more than five people in one place in Calgary.

I'll take that bet.
2014-04-15 04:55:17 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, world. Stop identifying these random assholes in the news. That is what they want.
Stop it. Just call them what they are: random assholes. "Some random asshole is in custody today after stabbing a bunch of people. Tune in tomorrow when we announce the random asshole's trial date and proposed sentencing date"
And that is all you should hear. Got the random asshole off the street. Safe now.
Edward Murrow building? Some random asshole. He's dead now.
Boston Marathon bombing? Some random assholes. One's dead, and one's soon to be.
Those world trade centers? Bunch of random assholes. They are all dead. Safe now.
Anyone afraid of random assholes? No. they are everywhere. Can we not train people to deal with random assholes?
Hey! There's a random asshole up on the roof. He's shooting at people. Let's get him!
Hey! Look, some random asshole is trying to shoot up the bank. Let's get him!.
Fark random assholes. Stop being afraid of them.
Train yoursleves to deal with them.
They aren't "terrorists" - they are just random assholes and go out and stomp them into farking puddles, people.
2014-04-15 04:48:38 PM  
1 vote:
Why is this asinine, subtard?
2014-04-15 04:47:04 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I don't get the asinine tag at all. Sad would have been more appropriate.
2014-04-15 04:28:14 PM  
1 vote:
Scary tag hiding in the Saddledome eh?
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