If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CBC)   Calgary police chief calls 5-homicide stabbing spree "worst mass murder in city's history." Or as it's known in Detroit, "Tuesday morning"   (cbc.ca) divider line 65
    More: Asinine, Calgary, police chiefs, Detroit, homicides, stabbing, city  
•       •       •

2143 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2014 at 4:35 PM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



65 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-04-15 08:38:23 PM
Another lazy Detroit joke.
 
2014-04-15 09:50:59 PM

TheBystanderEffect: Another lazy Detroit joke.


I love Detroit in it's current misunderstood black sheep status. Keeps the character in and the star buckinization away as much as possible.
 
2014-04-15 10:28:16 PM
They were all probably guessing how they did that semester, and he took a stab at it.
 
2014-04-15 11:11:01 PM
5 dead Albertans? That's a good start.

And what do you study in an Alberta "University"? Can you get a degree in Climate Change Denial? Flat Earth Studies? Science is a Tool of Satan 101?
 
2014-04-15 11:33:41 PM
Oh, I get it, there are black people in Detroit, and Black people are criminals according to racists like subby.  That is great to know.

The Wings are a better team than the stupid flames, get over it.
 
2014-04-16 12:13:11 AM

krafty420: I don't know how often mass stabbings happen, but I'm quite surprised that someone would actually be able to pull this off without being subdued (being a short-range weapon and all).


Knife fights are the worst. With swords and spears, it's almost impossible to get injured if you're the superior fighter and keep your wits. But with knives? Even the best knife fighters wind up cut to bits in against another guy with a knife. A good was to understand is to look at all the unarmed karate guys disarming knife attackers. Look at how many of them either choose the crazy overhand attack no one ever uses and/or sacrifice their left arm as a one off meat shield to get a hit in on the attacker.
 
2014-04-16 12:24:22 AM

doglover: Look at how many of them either choose the crazy overhand attack no one ever uses and/or sacrifice their left arm as a one off meat shield to get a hit in on the attacker.


www.jinx.com

What I picture when I hear the term "meat shield".
 
2014-04-16 12:56:29 AM
Hopefully rents will go down now with 5 more apartments opening up!
 
2014-04-16 01:40:32 AM

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: 5 dead Albertans? That's a good start.

And what do you study in an Alberta "University"? Can you get a degree in Climate Change Denial? Flat Earth Studies? Science is a Tool of Satan 101?


Calgary's popular mayor:  A Muslim Harvard-educated university professor.

Toronto's popular mayor:  A fat redneck crackhead.

Checkmate eh?
 
2014-04-16 07:22:37 AM
Impossible!!!!  No one can ever die from a knife according to all the gun control experts on this site.  He must have shot them all and stabbed them afterwards to fake killing them with a knife.  Everyone knows the Roman legion used AK-47s and the bronze age, dark ages, middle ages, etc...  all guns.  Everyone knows only guns can kill and nothing else was invented to kill people only guns can kill.
 
2014-04-16 08:36:17 AM

FullMetalPanda: Impossible!!!!  No one can ever die from a knife according to all the gun control experts on this site.  He must have shot them all and stabbed them afterwards to fake killing them with a knife.  Everyone knows the Roman legion used AK-47s and the bronze age, dark ages, middle ages, etc...  all guns.  Everyone knows only guns can kill and nothing else was invented to kill people only guns can kill.


Its a good thing he didn't have a gun, or EVERYONE in that house would have ended up dead.  But keep farking that chicken.
 
2014-04-16 08:38:08 AM

FullMetalPanda: Impossible!!!!  No one can ever die from a knife according to all the gun control experts on this site.  He must have shot them all and stabbed them afterwards to fake killing them with a knife.  Everyone knows the Roman legion used AK-47s and the bronze age, dark ages, middle ages, etc...  all guns.  Everyone knows only guns can kill and nothing else was invented to kill people only guns can kill.


When you need to support your position with dishonesty shouldn't you re-evaluate it?
 
2014-04-16 09:16:32 AM

SumoJeb: wildcardjack: Five really the high count in Calgary, according to this article written by someone who had the same question as the rest of us. The author must be from the USA.

You probably can't find more than five people in one place in Calgary.

There was more than five of us at Cowboys the last time i went to 25 cent beer night in Calgary.


When I lived there, most of the population of Calgary seemed to be concentrated either at the Ship & Anchor, or on the C-train when I was trying to get home.

/sadly never made it to Cowboys
//but I had a girfriend I didn't want to lose
 
2014-04-16 11:32:43 AM
llevrok: In Chicago, this would be a slow week end.

Or a non-holiday weekend in the middle of winter.
 
2014-04-16 11:55:45 AM

Resident Muslim: Citation?
You have piqued my interest.


One quick source.
Rather biased.
NY Times link that isn't 100% on topic, but antidepressant use is being used a defense.
A Blog that stacks up even more incidents...
Huffington Post on newer drugs causing tendencies towards violence(and the FDA requiring some to list 'suicide' as a potential side effect)

I'm sorry I couldn't find more reputable links, I could have sworn I read an article about in on CNN back in the day; it might no longer be indexed.
 
Displayed 15 of 65 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report