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(CNN)   Ukrainian government decides to re-enact the movies, orders ~300 troops towards the Russian border - where 40K+ Russian troops await them   (cnn.com) divider line 13
    More: Scary, Government of Ukraine, Donetsk, Ukraine, Ukrainian, Russians, north and east, armoured personnel carriers, closed sessions  
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2014-04-15 03:20:43 PM  
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In those days the mad Emperor of Russia gibbered on his throne in Moscow, while around his vast empire forces gathered and shifted, as if on strings held by his ethereal hands. The hordes of Western Chaos shifted and gathered in return. At last on the plains of southern Europe the cowards showed their face, and the battle was joined.

In the grim darkness of the 21st Century, there is only war.
2014-04-15 03:08:23 PM  
3 votes:
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40K thread !
2014-04-15 06:03:28 PM  
2 votes:
29.media.tumblr.com
2014-04-15 05:17:03 PM  
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: lilbjorn: Or maybe nothing happened, and CNN just made up something that will boost ratings.  Who's to tell?

We'll need to consult the Wolf Blitzer hologram to be sure.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-04-15 04:17:34 PM  
2 votes:

lilbjorn: Or maybe nothing happened, and CNN just made up something that will boost ratings.  Who's to tell?


We'll need to consult the Wolf Blitzer hologram to be sure.
2014-04-15 03:11:22 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-15 07:08:25 PM  
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: shiat is totally hitting the fan this time, guys. THE WORLD IS ENDING but first can you click on our other articles?
Will you Survive a Nuclear War?



I've got stock in Vault-Tech Corporation, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
2014-04-15 06:59:53 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: Wessoman: uber humper: Brick-House: Meanwhile, Obama shows that two can play that game as he prepares to reinvade a Nevada ranch.

Meh, Obama can't stand up against a rancher, much less Putin.

But he is good at surveiling law abiding citizens.

Should have gone with "0bama". But nice spelling error. 4/10

Yea I missed an "L".  Holy fark.

But my point stands.  Obama is in over his head. Community organizer, yea he's qualified to give out free legal advice. President of the US and leader of the free world, not qualified. He's good at whipping up followers to a frenzy, but is he a true leader? no.  He never takes responsibility.


For real! What we really need is another privileged son of the aristocracy who spent half of his adult life in a drunken stupor, or maybe another actor who plays a convincing football player. Quick, can anyone check to see if the owner of the Astros is available?
2014-04-15 06:57:17 PM  
1 votes:
Nice! Now we have an "I unfriend you" too! Good vittles.
2014-04-15 06:26:34 PM  
1 votes:
Only 300 troops?

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Stand back, I got this.
2014-04-15 06:17:46 PM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Meanwhile, Obama shows that two can play that game as he prepares to reinvade a Nevada ranch.


Meh, Obama can't stand up against a rancher, much less Putin.

But he is good at surveiling law abiding citizens.
2014-04-15 06:16:17 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: Maybe they're just tired of playing games and intend on forcing Russia's hand.


And maybe they plan to offer a certain chunk of Ukrainian land to the Russians that's north of Kiev by the Belarus border. Perhaps it can be referred to as some sort of "exclusion zone" that's intended as a peace offering and gesture of goodwill.
2014-04-15 06:09:39 PM  
1 votes:
Meanwhile, Obama shows that two can play that game as he prepares to reinvade a Nevada ranch.
 
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