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(Washington Post)   GOP to launch new "Sashay that gorgeous caboose over to your friend's house, bake Reagan cupcakes, and talk about how dreamy the current crop of Republican men are" women's outreach program   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 73
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2014-04-15 02:46:45 PM  
The problem is always going to be: who goes on the cover of "GOP DREAM" magazine?

bobcesca.thedailybanter.com
 
2014-04-15 02:50:56 PM  
The Texas Redcoats seem to do a fair job of it.

/I wonder if they are aware the Redcoats were on the other side.
 
2014-04-15 02:56:14 PM  
The leaders of the The Paternal Girls' Army for Lords and Sirs (TP GALS) are ready to go!

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 03:00:59 PM  
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RAPE!!!


dammit.
 
2014-04-15 03:12:11 PM  
Yeah, this is definitely the face of a man who knows how to talk to women.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-15 03:18:54 PM  
Perhaps Mitt will loan them a few binders full.
 
2014-04-15 03:27:39 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Yeah, this is definitely the face of a man who knows how to talk to women.

[i595.photobucket.com image 606x387]


I'm guessing like one is more probable
 
2014-04-15 03:47:06 PM  
i66.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-15 03:48:17 PM  

BunkoSquad: The problem is always going to be: who goes on the cover of "GOP DREAM" magazine?

[bobcesca.thedailybanter.com image 510x227]


I'll take "guys you wouldn't want to meet at a rest stop" for 1,000, Alex.
 
2014-04-15 04:06:06 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

The GOP panel on Female birth control approves.
 
2014-04-15 04:12:56 PM  
I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?
 
2014-04-15 04:14:20 PM  

timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?


Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?
 
2014-04-15 04:15:11 PM  

timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?


he's so svelte he doesn't even need a hoverround
 
2014-04-15 04:15:31 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: The leaders of the The Paternal Girls' Army for Lords and Sirs (TP GALS) are ready to go!

[img.fark.net image 329x234]



My first thought:

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-15 04:17:25 PM  
I've yet to hear any proposed legislation from the GOP that directly benefits women. The closest I've yet heard is the dubious chain of:

 cut taxes/deregulate->creates jobs somehow-> women like jobs right?
 
2014-04-15 04:18:08 PM  

MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?


Not even joking:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-15 04:18:44 PM  
Which Republican females?  We have the pro business set of petite 50 something women who do lunch.  They wear $300 conservative dresses with pearls.  There is the conservative family values females who wear red white and blue sweats and driver hoverrounds that stain under their 300 lb.
 
2014-04-15 04:21:19 PM  

timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]


I'm surprised they didn't make a version explicitly targeted to females that said something like "Come get the vapors from Ted Cruz before going home and blowing your husband!"
 
2014-04-15 04:21:22 PM  

timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]


Bwahahahahaha!  Oh, man...  I am so sorry I doubted your Boobies.  Holy shiat, that's pure gold.
 
2014-04-15 04:21:58 PM  
Clowns with spider hands hiding under beds are less creepy than the GOP recently.

I'm not sure what women volunteers can do, though, to counter the democratic "Hey the GOP has a war on women" when all the democrats are doing is pointing to things the GOP says and does ...
 
2014-04-15 04:22:20 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

Bwahahahahaha!  Oh, man...  I am so sorry I doubted your Boobies.  Holy shiat, that's pure gold.


Never doubt the boobies. Ever.
 
2014-04-15 04:22:24 PM  

timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]


No, seriously, that's from the Onion or Something Awful, right.
 
2014-04-15 04:22:35 PM  
GOP seeking women for outreach program to counter pay gap issue. No, they won't pay them.
 
2014-04-15 04:22:54 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

No, seriously, that's from the Onion or Something Awful, right.


shore is something aweful
 
2014-04-15 04:23:59 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

No, seriously, that's from the Onion or Something Awful, right.


conservativeintel.com.  I'm pretty sure they're not a satire site, but Poe's Law is a harsh mistress.
 
2014-04-15 04:25:26 PM  

Serious Black: Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

Bwahahahahaha!  Oh, man...  I am so sorry I doubted your Boobies.  Holy shiat, that's pure gold.

Never doubt the boobies. Ever.


Aw, man.  I've been here since 2006 and I think that's my first filter-pwn.  See what you did, timujin!  Look at what you've done!  I was once just like all of you!

/runs away
 
2014-04-15 04:26:28 PM  
"Women are a very important part of the electorate and the RNC is very serious about engaging," Day said. "The Democrats have relied on desperate attacks and we are going to aggressively work to correct the record and build relationships with women voters."


Yeah, Democrats are desperate regarding the female vote. You go with that. It's not your message at all. No, really, it's just your delivery.
 
2014-04-15 04:29:44 PM  
"Last week, Republicans were on the offensive, introducing amendments and criticizing the White House for its own pay gap among West Wing staffers, as Democrats held a vote on the Paycheck Fairness Actwhich did not get the 60 votes needed to avoid a filibuster."

Screaming about equal pay while making sure it doesn't happen. Explain this one away derps.....
 
2014-04-15 04:31:56 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Serious Black: Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

Bwahahahahaha!  Oh, man...  I am so sorry I doubted your Boobies.  Holy shiat, that's pure gold.

Never doubt the boobies. Ever.

Aw, man.  I've been here since 2006 and I think that's my first filter-pwn.  See what you did, timujin!  Look at what you've done!  I was once just like all of you!

/runs away


It wasn't my fault, I blame it on Cruz's manly good looks.  You were so awestruck, you couldn't pay attention.
 
2014-04-15 04:34:01 PM  
If you need to go looking for female volunteers to counter the Democrat's attacks against you for your war against women, you're kind of proving their point that you have been engaging in a war against women.
 
2014-04-15 04:34:59 PM  

timujin: Doctor Funkenstein: Serious Black: Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

Bwahahahahaha!  Oh, man...  I am so sorry I doubted your Boobies.  Holy shiat, that's pure gold.

Never doubt the boobies. Ever.

Aw, man.  I've been here since 2006 and I think that's my first filter-pwn.  See what you did, timujin!  Look at what you've done!  I was once just like all of you!

/runs away

It wasn't my fault, I blame it on Cruz's manly good looks.  You were so awestruck, you couldn't pay attention.


Very true.  He really is kind of like the Borg of manliness.  Resistance is futile.  Cruzsimilate!
 
2014-04-15 04:37:38 PM  

timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-15 04:41:22 PM  

Serious Black: Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

Bwahahahahaha!  Oh, man...  I am so sorry I doubted your Boobies.  Holy shiat, that's pure gold.

Never doubt the boobies. Ever.


Not Timujin's boobies. Have you seen those knockers?
 
2014-04-15 04:41:41 PM  

Serious Black: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

I'm surprised they didn't make a version explicitly targeted to females that said something like "Come get the vapors from Ted Cruz before going home and blowing having perfunctory relations with your husband solely for the purpose of procreation!"


FTFY

/BJs = sodomy = sin = cast into the fiery pit for all eternity!
 
2014-04-15 04:42:20 PM  
GOP: "Also, we like negroes if they aren't uppity and any Mexicans that aren't illegal and have enough money to make campaign contributions."
 
2014-04-15 04:42:45 PM  

timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]


Oh my sweet gods above and below. Could they  make that more condescending? 'We know you only come here to stare at men, so here's one! Don't worry your pretty little head on issues; you just need to watch the pretty faces!'
 
2014-04-15 04:43:03 PM  
Ted Cruz looks like he reeks of body odor doused in brut.
 
2014-04-15 04:45:11 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Yeah, this is definitely the face of a man who knows how to talk to women.

[i595.photobucket.com image 606x387]


I knew a conservabro in college who was like that: doughy, pear-shaped, lumpy face, inability to grow a beard, perpetually receding hairline, with an absolute disdain for women (he was an MRA in the days before that was a thing). He used to get on my ass about being a dirty libby lib columnist for the school paper. Really, he just picked up being a conservative as an iconoclastic thing to do at a big liberal school because none of the liberals would invite him to parties or get naked with him.

We also made him cry and run out of mock trial practice once. Looking back, it was kinda mean, but honestly when someone goes on and on about how great Ronald Reagan is, they deserve a little bullying.

Anyway, the point of this long reminiscing is that at one point an actual human female from another school mock trial team said in all seriousness that conservabro was "the handsomest, like a young Neil Cavuto." I started cracking up, thinking she was being sarcastic, but then she got mad at me because she really wasn't and wanted to have little Cavutinis with this dumpy asshole.

It was then and there that I swore off white women.
 
2014-04-15 04:52:51 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Serious Black: timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]

I'm surprised they didn't make a version explicitly targeted to females that said something like "Come get the vapors from Ted Cruz before going home and blowing having perfunctory relations with your husband solely for the purpose of procreation!"

FTFY

/BJs = sodomy = sin = cast into the fiery pit for all eternity!


I made an obvious typo. The keys are right next to each other. Thanks for the correction.
 
2014-04-15 04:53:20 PM  
They should call Mitt and get his "binders of women"
 
2014-04-15 05:07:03 PM  

ScaryBottles: "Last week, Republicans were on the offensive, introducing amendments and criticizing the White House for its own pay gap among West Wing staffers, as Democrats held a vote on the Paycheck Fairness Actwhich did not get the 60 votes needed to avoid a filibuster."

Screaming about equal pay while making sure it doesn't happen. Explain this one away derps.....


They agree with it in principle and in theory, just not in practice.  They've always been really good with supporting concepts and ideals, but when it comes to actually doing something...it all just sort of falls apart..
 
Bf+
2014-04-15 05:09:41 PM  

timujin: MFAWG: timujin: I received an email a couple of days ago from some group advertising for the Republican Leadership Conference with the headline "Ted Cruz is even more handsome in person!"

Do people actually think that dude is handsome?

Get the fark out! It didn't really say that, did it?

Not even joking:

[img.fark.net image 611x509]


media-cdn.tripadvisor.com
He's dreamy
 
2014-04-15 05:10:19 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: The leaders of the The Paternal Girls' Army for Lords and Sirs (TP GALS) are ready to go!

[img.fark.net image 329x234]


I don't think men in drag was what they had in mind.
 
2014-04-15 05:14:09 PM  
"The Democrats have relied on desperate attacks and we are going to aggressively work to correct the record and build relationships with women voters."

Oh thank God. For a second there it almost seemed like you were going to try  doing something differently. But I'm sure you just need to better explain to women why they're wrong and then they'll totally come around.
 
Bf+
2014-04-15 05:14:44 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: SecretAgentWoman: The leaders of the The Paternal Girls' Army for Lords and Sirs (TP GALS) are ready to go!

[img.fark.net image 329x234]

I don't think men in drag was what they had in mind.



Um, these are republicans we're talking about.
Female prostitutes in Las Vegas are probably getting sex changes in preparation for the RNC.
 
2014-04-15 05:14:57 PM  
Wouldn't it be easier to adopt positions which female voters would like to see enacted as policy?
 
2014-04-15 05:17:06 PM  

Fjornir: Wouldn't it be easier to adopt positions which female voters would like to see enacted as policy?


That's just crazy talk. Clearly, they need to mansplain to those silly women why the Republicans are the ones they should support.
 
2014-04-15 05:17:21 PM  

Fjornir: Wouldn't it be easier to adopt positions which female voters would like to see enacted as policy?


Sounds like pinko commie talk to me.
 
2014-04-15 05:21:19 PM  
Wasn't Paul Ryan designated as the person to get us to drop our panties and use our vaginas to vote? That's didn't work out too well, but, hey, why not stick with what isn't working.
 
2014-04-15 05:25:56 PM  

Cheron: Which Republican females?  We have the pro business set of petite 50 something women who do lunch.  They wear $300 conservative dresses with pearls.  There is the conservative family values females who wear red white and blue sweats and driver hoverrounds that stain under their 300 lb.


I realize that's a typo, but somehow it works even better than "strain" would have.

/eew
 
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