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(Keloland)   News: Bodies of two missing teenage girls found when their overturned car was spotted in a creek less than a mile from where they were last seen. Fark: 42 years later   (keloland.com ) divider line
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2014-04-15 12:26:22 PM  
8 votes:
A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.
2014-04-15 11:57:09 AM  
6 votes:
texan2driver.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-15 01:50:19 PM  
5 votes:

some_beer_drinker: were they white?


South Dakota in 1971?  Has the OBVIOUS tag slapped you, yet?
2014-04-15 01:40:06 PM  
5 votes:

kid_icarus: A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.



2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-15 01:39:16 PM  
5 votes:
New hide and seek champions for SD
2014-04-15 01:38:51 PM  
5 votes:
It's South Duhkota. The "Forensic Pathologist" is probably a first year medical student from USD getting paid minimum wage. The car laid there because the first traffic in 42 years passed by and noticed the car.
2014-04-15 02:07:30 PM  
4 votes:
Don't text and drive.
2014-04-15 01:56:25 PM  
4 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

\too soon?
2014-04-15 02:06:42 PM  
3 votes:
Well, they're not really teenagers now are they?
2014-04-15 01:47:11 PM  
3 votes:
42 minutes or 42 years. Late is late so they are still grounded.
2014-04-15 01:44:02 PM  
3 votes:
Was the car next to flight 370?
2014-04-15 01:35:37 PM  
3 votes:

kid_icarus: Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.


Yeah, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. We should allow enough time for the proper forensic testing to determine this.
2014-04-15 02:32:20 PM  
2 votes:
Did the person who found them celebrate by cracking open a cold one?
2014-04-15 02:03:02 PM  
2 votes:

bigworld2000: How can this happen?  How could the parents at least not have tried to retrace the girls' route?  How could no one have seen that car in the creek?


The drought that came through in 2012 dried up a lot of creeks and/or lowered the water levels to a point that you could see things that would not have been obvious for years. Not to mention this state has a LOT of land with little-to-no population and/or no traffic. Combine those factors and it's possible. Hell, I have only lived here for almost two years now and I can see how it would be real easy to hide a body around here.

/I plead the fifth
2014-04-15 01:43:28 PM  
2 votes:
I misread that as "over-turned cat".


First I was like:

downingtown.does.co

Then I was like:

www.wellesleypolice.com

And finally I split the difference:

cdn.grumpycats.com
2014-04-15 01:42:26 PM  
2 votes:
The search Party in question...

www.mindpollution.org
2014-04-15 01:40:18 PM  
2 votes:
Are they hot?

/dem bones dem bones
2014-04-15 01:32:15 PM  
2 votes:
That's some fine search party work there, Lou.
2014-04-15 11:45:27 AM  
2 votes:
Were they still alive?

/ducks and runs
2014-04-15 06:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
Little did they know there was a third passenger...
www.theweeklings.com
No, dbrunker, not too obscure for FARK!
2014-04-15 06:39:28 PM  
1 vote:

JohnCarter: 1971 South Dakota Hide and Seek champions now officially disqualified


farking brilliant, you magnificent bastard. I feel awful, but that's a laugh I desparately needed today. This is why I love Fark.
2014-04-15 03:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
They were very good at not being seen.
2014-04-15 03:03:54 PM  
1 vote:

xtalman: crap shoot as to weather you will find them.


Bring a sturdy umbrella today folks. Cats and dogs don't even begin to describe what's coming down.
2014-04-15 02:52:39 PM  
1 vote:
"South Dakota Attorney General Marty Jackley earlier said a mechanical test points away from foul play because the car was in third gear, the highest."

Third is great! Once I get into third, I'm not shiftin' back for nobody.
2014-04-15 01:50:26 PM  
1 vote:
That's better than the two skeletons being from the same person.
2014-04-15 01:49:52 PM  
1 vote:
If only the FAA had permitted the use of drones to search for them.
2014-04-15 01:37:47 PM  
1 vote:
Do they update these missing person's ever? Like originally they were missing teenagers, were they listed as missing 50-somethings in the database now?
 
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