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(Keloland)   News: Bodies of two missing teenage girls found when their overturned car was spotted in a creek less than a mile from where they were last seen. Fark: 42 years later   (keloland.com) divider line 83
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2014-04-15 11:45:27 AM
Were they still alive?

/ducks and runs
 
2014-04-15 11:57:09 AM
texan2driver.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-15 12:26:22 PM
A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-15 12:53:04 PM
It's surprising how often this happens.
 
2014-04-15 01:15:03 PM
were they white?
 
2014-04-15 01:32:15 PM
That's some fine search party work there, Lou.
 
2014-04-15 01:35:17 PM
If you are two missing teenage girls found 42 years later less than a mile from home, they weren't really looking for you.
 
2014-04-15 01:35:37 PM

kid_icarus: Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.


Yeah, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. We should allow enough time for the proper forensic testing to determine this.
 
2014-04-15 01:37:47 PM
Do they update these missing person's ever? Like originally they were missing teenagers, were they listed as missing 50-somethings in the database now?
 
2014-04-15 01:38:16 PM
In a creek?
that is just ducky forensics.
 
2014-04-15 01:38:51 PM
It's South Duhkota. The "Forensic Pathologist" is probably a first year medical student from USD getting paid minimum wage. The car laid there because the first traffic in 42 years passed by and noticed the car.
 
2014-04-15 01:39:16 PM
New hide and seek champions for SD
 
2014-04-15 01:39:51 PM

AngryDragon: If you are two missing teenage girls found 42 years later less than a mile from home, they weren't really looking for you.


Hey, you know, it was SD in the seventies. They probably ran off to join some cult or something, and grandma is happier thinking they're dead anyway. So let's just have another bottle of whiskey and cry ourselves to sleep like usual.
 
2014-04-15 01:40:06 PM

kid_icarus: A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.



2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-15 01:40:18 PM
Are they hot?

/dem bones dem bones
 
2014-04-15 01:41:12 PM
1971 South Dakota Hide and Seek champions now officially disqualified

www.keloland.com
 
2014-04-15 01:42:24 PM
Here's the car:

stmedia.startribune.com

ktiv.images.worldnow.com

Here's the creek:


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-15 01:42:26 PM
The search Party in question...

www.mindpollution.org
 
2014-04-15 01:43:28 PM
I misread that as "over-turned cat".


First I was like:

downingtown.does.co

Then I was like:

www.wellesleypolice.com

And finally I split the difference:

cdn.grumpycats.com
 
2014-04-15 01:44:02 PM
Was the car next to flight 370?
 
2014-04-15 01:45:28 PM
This sort of thing will happen a lot more often with global warming drying up cricks.

(runs away giggling like a troop of evil Girl Scouts)
 
2014-04-15 01:46:10 PM

kid_icarus: A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.


I suspect all that was left was very small bone fragments.

/yeah, yeah, you were being snarky
 
2014-04-15 01:47:11 PM
42 minutes or 42 years. Late is late so they are still grounded.
 
2014-04-15 01:47:13 PM
A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Well, that settles that.
 
2014-04-15 01:48:02 PM

kid_icarus: A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.


I found this is funnier than it should be. Thank you.
 
2014-04-15 01:48:30 PM

AngryDragon


If you are two missing teenage girls found 42 years later less than a mile from home, they weren't really looking for you.


I was thinking they must have been some horrible people for all the effort that went into "searching" for them.
 
2014-04-15 01:49:44 PM
Case closed.

brantgoose: This sort of thing will happen a lot more often with global warming drying up cricks.

(runs away giggling like a troop of evil Girl Scouts)


IIRC there was a fark story a year or 2 ago about the drought in Europe and how the low rivers exposed an old WW2 German ship.
 
2014-04-15 01:49:52 PM
If only the FAA had permitted the use of drones to search for them.
 
2014-04-15 01:50:01 PM
How can this happen?  How could the parents at least not have tried to retrace the girls' route?  How could no one have seen that car in the creek?
 
2014-04-15 01:50:19 PM

some_beer_drinker: were they white?


South Dakota in 1971?  Has the OBVIOUS tag slapped you, yet?
 
2014-04-15 01:50:26 PM
That's better than the two skeletons being from the same person.
 
2014-04-15 01:53:21 PM
Apparently this clears the name of one individual, according to the comments below the story. Oooops
 
2014-04-15 01:55:37 PM
I hope their parents are still alive to finally get closure! If there is one thing worst than losing a love one is never knowing what happened to them.
 
2014-04-15 01:56:25 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

\too soon?
 
2014-04-15 01:56:37 PM
www.curbsideclassic.com
 
2014-04-15 01:58:58 PM

Geotpf: kid_icarus: A forensic pathologist confirmed skeletal remains found in the car are consistent with being from two different people.

Note the two individual skulls, most likely originating from different skeletal structures. This almost certainly suggests two separate bodies.

I suspect all that was left was very small bone fragments.

/yeah, yeah, you were being snarky


That's usually the case. Identifying the number of individuals, their sexes, and their ages usually involves taking the remains and laying them out on a tarp for analysis near the recovery site. If the remains are fragmentary or incomplete (common in cases like this one), that could take an hour or two (or longer). If you can't use a screen to shield that analysis from the press or lookie lous, you put them in a body bag and take them to the lab and do all of that stuff there so that the next of kin don't see their decomposed daughters on the news. Someone with forensic training will probably have a good idea of what's going on in the field pretty quickly, but it's ultimately up to law enforcement to make announcements to the press and public, which can take additional time.

/forensic archaeologist
//getting a kick, etc.
 
2014-04-15 02:02:26 PM
Apparently someone may be owed an apology.
http://www.keloland.com/newsdetail.cfm/lykkens-lawyers-want-evidence -t hrown-out/?id=0,64961

Though he is serving a sentence for rape. Let's call it a wash then.
 
2014-04-15 02:03:02 PM

bigworld2000: How can this happen?  How could the parents at least not have tried to retrace the girls' route?  How could no one have seen that car in the creek?


The drought that came through in 2012 dried up a lot of creeks and/or lowered the water levels to a point that you could see things that would not have been obvious for years. Not to mention this state has a LOT of land with little-to-no population and/or no traffic. Combine those factors and it's possible. Hell, I have only lived here for almost two years now and I can see how it would be real easy to hide a body around here.

/I plead the fifth
 
2014-04-15 02:03:57 PM

svanmeter: Apparently this clears the name of one individual, according to the comments below the story. Oooops


Yeah, the guy got blamed for their rape and murder and then years later, committed a couple of rapes.  http://siouxcityjournal.com/news/sister-s-testimony-will-be-allowed-i n -lykken-trial/article_a21e8100-557e-5e3b-9cd3-e62af430216b.html
 
2014-04-15 02:06:42 PM
Well, they're not really teenagers now are they?
 
2014-04-15 02:07:30 PM
Don't text and drive.
 
2014-04-15 02:07:36 PM

StrikitRich: some_beer_drinker: were they white?

South Dakota in 1971?  Has the OBVIOUS tag slapped you, yet?


Or he could actually look at the photo in the article, or this thread.
 
2014-04-15 02:08:05 PM
There is a much more in-depth story about the whole situation here. It sounds like the cops kind of assumed that the girls had run off to the big city, so they didn't look all that hard. There were several searches conducted over the years, but for some reason the creek that was about half a mile from where they were known to be heading was never searched thoroughly. All of the people who were involved in the investigation are dead, so they're not answering any questions. The father of one of the girls died just days before the car was found, so he went to his grave never knowing what happened to his daughter. It's a sad story all the way around.
 
2014-04-15 02:10:47 PM

JohnCarter: 1971 South Dakota Hide and Seek champions now officially disqualified


Too soon?
 
2014-04-15 02:12:06 PM

bigworld2000: How can this happen?  How could the parents at least not have tried to retrace the girls' route?  How could no one have seen that car in the creek?


Easily. If there was a consensus that they were abducted and/or killed by somebody, why would they look for a car in a creek?

Look at the folks jailed for crimes they did not commit: The real criminals went unnoticed. A box is checked, the media and community are appeased, the court assigns guilt, and police stop looking. And all this can happen with no ill-will intended.

Happens all the time in science and engineering too: Someone finds a good way to do something, and nobody ever looks for anything better or different-- for a variety of reasons.
 
2014-04-15 02:12:07 PM

laughin: svanmeter: Apparently this clears the name of one individual, according to the comments below the story. Oooops

Yeah, the guy got blamed for their rape and murder and then years later, committed a couple of rapes.  http://siouxcityjournal.com/news/sister-s-testimony-will-be-allowed-i n -lykken-trial/article_a21e8100-557e-5e3b-9cd3-e62af430216b.html



Bell told Division of Criminal Investigation agents in 2004 that she had thought the girls ran away. She later recounted more details after relaxation therapy sessions with a state psychologist.
"I had put that all behind me. I had not thought about it since they disappeared," Bell told defense attorney Clint Sargent.



In other news, "relaxation therapy" is bullshiat.
 
2014-04-15 02:13:15 PM

Deep Contact: [www.curbsideclassic.com image 567x382]


Don't think that is the type of Stude they were in. Looks like a mid to late 50's from the pics.
 
2014-04-15 02:13:47 PM

Anastacya: The drought that came through in 2012 dried up a lot of creeks and/or lowered the water levels to a point that you could see things that would not have been obvious for years.


Not to put too fine a point on it but the exact purpose of a search is to discover that which is not obvious. It sounds to me like the police were convinced they "had their man" and so didn't even look for any alternative. The fact that in the long run it turned out they they were correct on his character doesn't excuse the poor detective work. The fact remains that the thick heads of the police caused the girl's family much unnecessary pain.
 
2014-04-15 02:18:57 PM

Deep Contact: [www.curbsideclassic.com image 567x382]


Close, but it was a Lark.  Not their ill-fated drive, the Studebaker.
 
2014-04-15 02:22:12 PM

mom_dropped_me: Deep Contact: [www.curbsideclassic.com image 567x382]

Don't think that is the type of Stude they were in. Looks like a mid to late 50's from the pics.


It was a '60 model.
 
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