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2014-04-15 03:36:10 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.

nevermind.


forums.watchuseek.com
 
2014-04-15 04:13:19 PM  
CTRL+F

"Have Sex with"...

Well, I'll be damned.
 
2014-04-15 04:26:18 PM  
ride a motorcycle
drive across the country
road trip up the west coast from SF-Vancouver
visit every national park
visit most countries in Europe
camp on a small island
 
2014-04-15 04:51:46 PM  
Travel to Africa.  I have no relatives there or anything- its just something I've always wanted to do.
 
2014-04-15 04:56:48 PM  
Dress up like a clown with MBK
 
2014-04-15 05:16:38 PM  
Kate Upton and after that Kate Upton .
 
2014-04-15 05:18:14 PM  
Anal sex.
 
2014-04-15 06:02:20 PM  
I'm surprised at the number of skydiving responses.

1, it's not that hard to do. I don't know about the rest of the world, but for folks in the USA, 99% of you are no more than a 90 minute drive and $200 away from skydiving.

2, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is crazy.
 
2014-04-15 06:42:19 PM  
get the last post
 
2014-04-15 07:04:48 PM  
Dolly  Parton in the 80s
Raquel Welsh Anytime
 
2014-04-15 07:59:37 PM  
Travel a LOT of places. I'm always fascinated by places that very few people live (like Greenland or islands in the Pacific), or places that were abandoned (ghost towns in the middle of nowhere Africa), plus all of the regular places people travel to.
I'd also like to meet my partner-in-crime, love of my life and get married.
 
2014-04-15 08:17:36 PM  
Did anybody say skydiving yet?
 
2014-04-15 08:31:49 PM  
Win an argument with my wife. Or your wife. Or any woman, for that damn matter.
 
2014-04-15 08:35:14 PM  
What I meant to say, was, "BIE?"
 
2014-04-15 08:39:52 PM  
I'd like to win the lottery - not so I could be rich (but I wouldn't mind), but so I could pay myself a secure salary and go off and work on all the hobbies I've got that I don't have time for.

Wage slave.  At least I didn't need to use the suggestions in the gravestone thread I made.  Still alive.

\Dammit
 
2014-04-15 10:14:44 PM  
I want to write a book that people read and enjoy.
I'm working on the first part and we'll see about the second part...

1
 
2014-04-15 10:38:31 PM  
Skydive
See Australia
 
2014-04-15 11:00:52 PM  
I would really like to go Out West and see our national parks.
I flew a 172 into the Grand Canyon back in the day when you could actually do such a thing. But never had the opportunity to see much else out there.
 
2014-04-15 11:33:56 PM  
Piss on the alamo.
 
2014-04-16 03:30:01 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.


Too much like work: Wear special equipment and carry everything you'll need, including your bed, on your back. Sweaty and uncomfortable or cold and uncomfortable, but, either way, stinky. Eat MREs/dehydrated food. Avoid groups of armed people. Be responsible for other people. Resupply is never on time and never in the right place - farking S4 weenies were always lazy land nav rejects. Water always tastes like chemicals. Finding space in everybody's ruck to pack fifty farking pounds of batteries. And extra ammo. And then some pogue gives a iieutenant a farking radio and a map, and inevitably gets lost and you have to find the idiot. A farking lieutenant, and they should know better: You could give lieutenants a 1:1 map, a squat-mirror, excellent lighting, the active help of a proctologist with a laser pointer, and allow the use of both hands, and the idiots still wouldn't be able to identify and locate their arses ...

Er, sorry. Got distracted.
Because it's too much like work.
 
2014-04-16 03:39:20 AM  

fusillade762: Anal sex.


You're just begging for farkers to tell you to bend over.
 
2014-04-16 04:26:07 AM  
This

^^^NSFW^^^

/either as the one on the turret or the one on the ground, it matters not.
 
2014-04-16 07:10:38 AM  
Get a divorce
 
2014-04-16 09:46:26 AM  
Sail around Cape Horn in a square-rigged ship
 
2014-04-16 12:13:18 PM  
Subby's mom.
 
2014-04-16 12:30:25 PM  
Get out of debt. Back breaking, soul crushing debt. My farking business went under almost 10 years ago, and I'm STILL paying for it.

All else is dependent on that happening first.

Maybe by the 22nd century, at this rate.
 
2014-04-16 12:31:56 PM  
But I still have some sense of humor: Farking business. I WISH!
 
2014-04-16 01:12:14 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.


Finding out that my fiancee would never go camping was almost a deal breaker. Almost.


Really I don't get it. She absolutely refuses to go camping. She's never even been camping.
 
2014-04-16 01:14:48 PM  

WorkingInParadise: Get out of debt. Back breaking, soul crushing debt. My farking business went under almost 10 years ago, and I'm STILL paying for it.

All else is dependent on that happening first.

Maybe by the 22nd century, at this rate.


Bankruptcy was probably a wise choice.
 
2014-04-16 02:59:19 PM  

tripleseven: CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.

Finding out that my fiancee would never go camping was almost a deal breaker. Almost.


Really I don't get it. She absolutely refuses to go camping. She's never even been camping.


That sucks. Had that exact problem with an Ex. Here's what worked for me: Ease her into it man. Take her biking or hiking for a day when the weather is nice. Or go horseback riding on wilderness trails. Another time stay at a rustic-ish place where there's an outdoor fire at night and stars.
Don't do it all at once just give her snapshots of how NICE it is to be outdoors in nature. That gives her a better idea of outdoors lifestyle than the "Bugs, heat, no bathroom" idea most people have about camping.
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2014-04-16 03:02:42 PM  
Oh, and for what I've never done but would like to do:

I want to see a wild herd of bison on the move.

I want to spend a couple of weeks on a tropical island with nothing to do but the Ladypult. That would be nice too.
 
2014-04-16 03:20:13 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Subby's mom.


Dammit!
 
2014-04-16 07:07:50 PM  

bikerbob59: Charlie Chingas: Subby's mom.

Dammit!


Welp. This tread is over.
 
2014-04-17 03:58:03 AM  
Scarlett Johansson
 
2014-04-17 03:59:34 AM  

listernine: Win an argument with my wife. Or your wife. Or any woman, for that damn matter.


I'm pretty sure you were supposed to pick something in the realm of possibilities, like achieve world peace.
 
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