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2014-04-15 11:07:16 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Huck Chaser: Not the same, unless you live in some bumblefark backwoods nowhere with no neighbors and no city lights for miles around.

You're right, I'm inside away from insects and animals.


I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison.  It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"
 
2014-04-15 11:07:59 AM  

Mr. Murder: vegaswench: I would like to invest in rain slickers for the next Fark party Murder goes to.

I'm going to drink copious amounts of Tang in preparation.


Why not, it worked for the astronauts.
 
2014-04-15 11:08:26 AM  

Huck Chaser: I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison. It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"


It's nothing like that whatsoever.
 
2014-04-15 11:08:40 AM  

fruitloop: Surfing.


99 times out of 100 when you hear about somebody getting attacked by a shark, they were surfing.  It looks fun, but...no thanks.
 
2014-04-15 11:11:23 AM  
Brew a batch of beer on a large commercial rig. That would be pretty awesome.
 
2014-04-15 11:11:43 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Huck Chaser: I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison. It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"

It's nothing like that whatsoever.


No, NYC is pretty much exactly like Seinfeld re-runs. All that nonsense about how the plots wouldn't work now because cell phones? There's no coverage in the city. The buildings block it out. My buddies once dropped an oil-filled bladder out the window of their Tribeca walkup.
 
2014-04-15 11:12:05 AM  
Travel. I love exploring new things, foods, ideas, scenery.

That said, I ain't eating worms. No matter what they do in furrin' countries. When in Rome, it isn't REQUIRED to do like the Romans do.
 
2014-04-15 11:13:18 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Huck Chaser: I'm not saying everybody should like it, I'm just pointing out that "why would I do that when I can do this" may not be a valid comparison. It's like saying "why would I visit New York when I can just watch Seinfeld reruns?"

It's nothing like that whatsoever.


It was obviously an exaggeration, but it's along the same lines.  A fire in the pit in your back yard is a pale comparison of a fraction of the experience of camping, just like looking at pictures or watching TV instead of visiting someplace.  I do want to emphasize that I'm not saying that everybody can or should enjoy it, I'm just saying it's apples to oranges really shiatty imitation apple juice.
 
2014-04-15 11:13:54 AM  

Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion


Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.
 
2014-04-15 11:15:09 AM  
I'd like to take part in a flash mob.
 
2014-04-15 11:15:19 AM  

ciderczar: Vital mountain climbing poop story


Hahaha.  Oh Lawd
 
2014-04-15 11:17:58 AM  

Kyro: I'd like to take part in a flash mob.


That would be cool. I'd think it would be easy enough for you and ASF to do given your hobbies.
 
2014-04-15 11:18:13 AM  

LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.


You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it
 
2014-04-15 11:18:49 AM  

Kyro: I'd like to take part in a flash mob.


The whimsical, everybody-starts-dancing-in-public kind, or the 40 teenagers all rob a store and everyone in it at once kind?
 
2014-04-15 11:19:10 AM  
I'd really like to dress up in some sort of bear suit and walk around Manhattan.
 
2014-04-15 11:19:48 AM  

imontheinternet: valanienna: Whenever I see that phrase for the rest of my life, I'll think it's a euphemism for "bang an Argentinean mistress."

Thanks Mark Sanford!

I wish he'd write a book about it.  The guy was willing to torpedo his governorship, his family, and his status as a rising star on the national stage all for this girl.  What the hell kind of Kama Sutra acrobatics was she pulling in the bedroom that led him to do all that?


She might have been sensational, for all I know. But I have a feeling the affair had less to do with her skills in the boudoir and more to do with his run-of-the-mill hubris. These guys never seem to think they'll get caught.
 
2014-04-15 11:23:23 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I'd think it would be easy enough for you and ASF to do given your hobbies.


I once got tossed out of the World of Coke for wearing the armor(long story). I wasn't off the grounds five minutes before I ended up in the background of a rap battle video and a Harlem Shake video.

Huck Chaser: The whimsical, everybody-starts-dancing-in-public kind, or the 40 teenagers all rob a store and everyone in it at once kind?


Both at the same time.
 
2014-04-15 11:24:45 AM  

Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.

You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it


DON'T YOU EVER SAY MY HEART WOULDN'T BE INTO A BLOOMIN' ONION
 
2014-04-15 11:26:05 AM  
I want to cover myself in paint and run naked into walls.
 
2014-04-15 11:28:43 AM  
Win the lottery

Sandra Bullock
 
2014-04-15 11:29:31 AM  

LaurenAguilera: Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.

You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it

DON'T YOU EVER SAY MY HEART WOULDN'T BE INTO A BLOOMIN' ONION


LOLOL
 
2014-04-15 11:31:08 AM  

Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: LaurenAguilera: Heathen: let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion

Well. I'll be out your way at the end of May.

I can make dreams come true.

You'll be so wrapped up in BSB you won't even pay attention, sure you'll go through the motions but your heart won't be into it

DON'T YOU EVER SAY MY HEART WOULDN'T BE INTO A BLOOMIN' ONION

LOLOL


I should have said "I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY, THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY"
 
2014-04-15 11:31:12 AM  
I want to the guy who gets to hold the lightbulb instead of being a ladder-turner.
 
2014-04-15 11:31:44 AM  

valanienna: She might have been sensational, for all I know. But I have a feeling the affair had less to do with her skills in the boudoir and more to do with his run-of-the-mill hubris. These guys never seem to think they'll get caught.


You're probably right.  IIRC, Sanford was really into that The Family cult nonsense, where morons worshiped politicians like gods and served them like slaves.
 
2014-04-15 11:35:48 AM  
Have Drew quote me in a thread.
 
2014-04-15 11:38:22 AM  
Go back to 1993 to repeatedly and enthusiastically disappoint the hell out of that blonde who I stupidly thought was out of my league.

Play eighteen at St. Andrew's.

Spend my summers visiting Scotland, Iceland, Norway, Newfoundland, New Zealand, Greenland, Patagonia, and anywhere else that'll keep me away from the mosquitos and humidity.

Watch Al Green preach it.

Check out the stars from the Atacama Desert.
 
2014-04-15 11:43:51 AM  
Sail from Annapolis to the Bahamas on and old school sail boat.
 
2014-04-15 11:44:37 AM  
Go into space...and not just on a little flight but something like  trip to the moon

For more realistic things

Restore a Victorian House (preferably a mansion with a ballroom)
Get married
Have kids
 
2014-04-15 11:44:57 AM  
Threesome with Japanese twins.
 
2014-04-15 11:56:07 AM  

Weaver95: Sail from Annapolis to the Bahamas on and old school sail boat.


I would like to get a boat, but my wife is pretty insistent (with good reason) that I can only get one if we can afford a full time crew to take care of it.
 
2014-04-15 12:00:09 PM  
1. Play a round at Augusta
2. Driving school, followed by a couple dozen laps at Spa (Belgium's F1 track) in an F1 car
3. Marisa Miller
 
2014-04-15 12:01:56 PM  

Solty Dog: I want to cover myself in paint and run naked into walls.


That seems highly attainable
 
2014-04-15 12:11:01 PM  
Have sex with Tom Davey and Colton Haynes at the same time.
 
2014-04-15 12:27:21 PM  
Mine's also "go to Europe" and has been for years.

In other news, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO EUROPE TOMORROW
 
2014-04-15 12:32:37 PM  
get SCUBA certified and swim with sharks, without a cage.
maybe climb another mountain or hike to machu picchu


back in college a friend of mine and i wondered if people would rather swim with sharks or skydive. I thought swim with sharks would win, hands down, but nope, most everyone would rather skydive.
 
2014-04-15 01:12:03 PM  
This is a trap, I am sure, because I'm fair certain that we can't call out Farkettes specifically in threads that they aren't active in...
 
2014-04-15 01:14:32 PM  
On a more serious note: I'd love to head to Australia, New Zealand, and Tobago and Trinidad. Not necessarily in that order.
 
2014-04-15 01:33:49 PM  
Do blow off of Megan Fox's naked belly while  Anna Paquin oils up for the threesome.
 
2014-04-15 01:40:26 PM  
fcdn.mtbr.com
really? fark, i am disappoint.
 
2014-04-15 01:41:02 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Two chicks at the same time.


nevermind.
 
2014-04-15 01:56:39 PM  
I want to do that trip where you go from way up in Alaska to the tip of South America on a really dorky looking motorcycle.
 
2014-04-15 02:17:17 PM  
Have a lesbian tryst. But I don't want to enough to have a sex change operation.
 
2014-04-15 02:24:43 PM  
Go on a shooting rampage in a crowded mall.

and by crowded mall I mean school for hot girls ages 18-22

and by shooting I mean farking

and by rampage, it only takes two minutes
 
2014-04-15 02:41:47 PM  
I'd say climb Mt. Everest but I don't want to add to the trash heap that area is becoming. So scaling other tall peaks is something I wish I had time to get in shape and train for.
 
2014-04-15 02:53:01 PM  

BunkoSquad: Mine's also "go to Europe" and has been for years.

In other news, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO EUROPE TOMORROW


Well, you better work on some new ones then. =)
 
2014-04-15 02:53:28 PM  
I'd love to leave the country.  I've been within sight of another country two or three times (and two were seeing Mexico from the plane ride to and from San Diego).
 
2014-04-15 02:59:51 PM  
Not post in this thread.
 
2014-04-15 03:16:57 PM  
TransSiberian Express, or travel the Silk Road.
 
2014-04-15 03:17:40 PM  
TransSiberian Express, or travel the Silk Road, Beijing to Istanbul overland. Too bad it goes straight through 90% of the least stable countries on Earth.
 
2014-04-15 03:24:26 PM  
Experience the joy of having a child.
I'm pretty happy with everything i've done in life. It's the only thing i envy about other people.

/wife and i are trying
//and i'm not getting any younger
 
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