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2014-04-15 10:40:49 AM  

atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.


Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:13 AM  

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


Yep. Same reason I love fishing at night- laying back on a boat, drinking beer, and looking at the stars with the calm of the water around you is sublime.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:23 AM  

maudibjr: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja

I'm just going to say this.

We could travel through Scandanavia visiting all of their various well known bloomin' Onion establishments.  It could be awesome.


They... have bloomin' onions there?!?

FFS LET'S GO MAN

Also, good morning.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:28 AM  
I'm not a real camping person. I like bon fires. I like lightning bugs. I like trees. But I also like not sh*tting in a hole in the ground.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:30 AM  

Eutamias21: atlfarkette: rock climbing

I hope to try this soon.


It's fun. I've done it. Good shoes are key, and safety equipment, of course. Started out at one of those indoor gym places and graduated to bouldering. Best I did is like V5
 
2014-04-15 10:42:31 AM  

mrswood: Once and Future Lurker: Golf my way around the British Isles, especially St. Andrews.

My aunt and uncle did that last year. The pictures were gorgeous.


My parents did it with another couple years ago. They stayed mostly in B and Bs a couple days at a time and played the local courses, and enjoyed the local scenery and then onto the place.
 
2014-04-15 10:42:32 AM  

CoolBeans: Ceteris Paribus says: I highly recommend petting penguins, kangaroos, giraffe, and rhinos.

I've cared for penguins (Boston Aquarium).  On the surface it sounds neat, but in reality, they are grouchy and very, very smelly.  Like, so smelly that if you've been in the exhibit (wetsuit), two showers are not enough to get the smell off of you.

...but when you find a one that is friendly, well, they are very, very cute.


Cliff, the black footed African penguin is super cuddly!

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But, yeah they poop every ten minutes.
 
2014-04-15 10:43:01 AM  

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


Truth
 
2014-04-15 10:43:04 AM  
Also, this:

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Which is the one thing off my list that I know I'll never do.
 
2014-04-15 10:43:10 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.

Yep. Same reason I love fishing at night- laying back on a boat, drinking beer, and looking at the stars with the calm of the water around you is sublime.


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2014-04-15 10:43:44 AM  

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


I've been to cabins in the mountains that my friends have rented. I totally agree.
 
2014-04-15 10:43:54 AM  

atlfarkette: Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.


Sleeping in my bed is more awesome. I can have fire in the fireplace, or in the back yard if I really want one.
 
2014-04-15 10:44:35 AM  

mitchcumstein1: atlfarkette: Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Sleeping in my bed is more awesome. I can have fire in the fireplace, or in the back yard if I really want one.


But if you were outdoors, a bear could steal your food. That's more exciting than your dogs.
 
2014-04-15 10:44:43 AM  

LaurenAguilera: Incorrigible Astronaut: Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.

Yep. Same reason I love fishing at night- laying back on a boat, drinking beer, and looking at the stars with the calm of the water around you is sublime.

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LALALALALOLOLO can't hear you!
 
2014-04-15 10:44:57 AM  

Huck Chaser: atlfarkette: mitchcumstein1: Camping is stupid.

I pay for a house, and for a bed. Why the f*ck would I want to pretend to be hobo for a weekend?

Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Nothing in the world is more relaxing than sipping a beer, listening to a fire, and staring at the stars.


*knucks*
 
2014-04-15 10:45:51 AM  

LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja

I'm just going to say this.

We could travel through Scandanavia visiting all of their various well known bloomin' Onion establishments.  It could be awesome.

They... have bloomin' onions there?!?

FFS LET'S GO MAN

Also, good morning.


I had one of those for dinner last night and I regret it thoroughly. I feel so gross.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:06 AM  

Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting

Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.

I plan to.
To add to that, I'd also love to skin an animal that I've caught, clean it, and keep the pelt and meat.


It's a good skill to have. Especially when the zombies arrive.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:09 AM  

Kyro: I'm not a real camping person. I like bon fires. I like lightning bugs. I like trees. But I also like not sh*tting in a hole in the ground.


There's different levels of camping, and shiatting in holes is several levels above anything most people do.  I've never camped anywhere that didn't have access to a flush toilet and a hot shower.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:12 AM  

shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.


Yes. And the Arizona Trail.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:37 AM  
Have another TFD thread go green.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:49 AM  

Nadie_AZ: shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.

Yes. And the Arizona Trail.


Grand Canyon, too. Forgot that one.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:53 AM  

Kyro: I'm not a real camping person. I like bon fires. I like lightning bugs. I like trees. But I also like not sh*tting in a hole in the ground.


My ancestors worked hard for millennia to get to the point where we're no longer sh*tting in holes and sleeping on the ground.  I feel like I'm doing them a disservice by taking such a huge step back.
 
2014-04-15 10:46:58 AM  
Actually buy my own TF, instead of waiting for sponsors...

Or go play in outer space.

Either way is good.
 
2014-04-15 10:47:41 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting

Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.

I plan to.
To add to that, I'd also love to skin an animal that I've caught, clean it, and keep the pelt and meat.

It's a good skill to have. Especially when the zombies arrive.


My interest is more in aboriginal skills. How to do things when you have nothing but you. I spend far too little time studying and doing.
 
2014-04-15 10:47:49 AM  

mitchcumstein1: atlfarkette: Because sleeping in the woods can be really awesome. Campfires are also really sweet.

Sleeping in my bed is more awesome. I can have fire in the fireplace, or in the back yard if I really want one.


Not the same, unless you live in some bumblefark backwoods nowhere with no neighbors and no city lights for miles around.
 
2014-04-15 10:48:28 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Nadie_AZ: shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.

Yes. And the Arizona Trail.

Grand Canyon, too. Forgot that one.


That trail is part of the Az T. I wish I had half a year to do something like this.
 
2014-04-15 10:48:40 AM  
I think I'd like camping more if I had a dog.

We got the tent off our registry, though, so we'll be doing some little overnights this summer. One of the places he wants to go is the Boston Harbor Islands. I'm not sure I'd be able to relax knowing that I was truly stranded overnight.

This is why I should smoke weed.
 
2014-04-15 10:48:50 AM  
How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.
 
2014-04-15 10:50:24 AM  
in all honesty, i love shiatting in a hole in the ground. dropping a deuce on the side of a mountain while a fog lifts in front of the rising sun is incredible.

i would love to do a really long backpacking expedition. i've been out at long as 17 days, but it would be could to do a couple months or something.
 
2014-04-15 10:50:37 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: How do people NOT like camping?

An ex told me that he took one of his exes camping... when they got to the site she started unpacking.
She had a hair dryer, curler, and a manicure set.


I'm laughing and shaking my head slowly.
 
2014-04-15 10:51:45 AM  

Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: CapeFearCadaver: Nadie_AZ: Bow hunting

Take lessons at the range. Seriously.

It's a blast, though.

I plan to.
To add to that, I'd also love to skin an animal that I've caught, clean it, and keep the pelt and meat.

It's a good skill to have. Especially when the zombies arrive.

My interest is more in aboriginal skills. How to do things when you have nothing but you. I spend far too little time studying and doing.


Exactly. They're skills I think more people ought to know. My grandfather taught me a lot when I was young; and in college for my anthropology and archaeology courses we would go out and learn to make flint knives, simple traps, etc. that whatever culture we were studying at the time used.
 
2014-04-15 10:51:49 AM  
I've rock climbed plenty of times before, but one bucket list item I have is climbing to the top of Devil's Tower.
 
2014-04-15 10:52:46 AM  
MMF with one of you being one of the M's.
 
2014-04-15 10:53:38 AM  

Eutamias21: This is why I should smoke weed.


There are many reasons you should smoke weed.

/because it's nice :)
 
2014-04-15 10:54:19 AM  

LaurenAguilera: But if you were outdoors, a bear could steal your food. That's more exciting than your dogs.


But my dogs will snuggle me, I don't want a bear to do the same.

Huck Chaser: Not the same, unless you live in some bumblefark backwoods nowhere with no neighbors and no city lights for miles around.


You're right, I'm inside away from insects and animals.
 
2014-04-15 10:55:24 AM  

ciderczar: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: LaurenAguilera: maudibjr: Visit Norway
Visit Sweden
Visit any other country that I haven't mentioned that is very cold yet first world.
Become a ninja

I'm just going to say this.

We could travel through Scandanavia visiting all of their various well known bloomin' Onion establishments.  It could be awesome.

They... have bloomin' onions there?!?

FFS LET'S GO MAN

Also, good morning.

I had one of those for dinner last night and I regret it thoroughly. I feel so gross.


Oh god I had one whole grilled onion and I regretted it immediately.
 
2014-04-15 10:56:03 AM  

Professor Wormbog: ropping a deuce on the side of a mountain


Now, I'm picturing mountain climbers getting pelted by higher up climbers' dooks.

I bet if you get up high enough, it freezes before it hits the ground.
 
2014-04-15 10:56:24 AM  
Been jacked off my Natalie Merchant while she sings a thesaurus.

Dive deeper than 153'
 
2014-04-15 10:56:43 AM  
Pee off of the golden gate bridge.

Pee off the space needle in seattle.

Pee off the sears tower in chicago.

Pee off of the Eifel Tower in Paris.

Pee off of the ISS and into space.

Pee off of an airplane over New Jersey.
 
2014-04-15 10:57:57 AM  

Mr. Murder: Pee off of the golden gate bridge.

Pee off the space needle in seattle.

Pee off the sears tower in chicago.

Pee off of the Eifel Tower in Paris.

Pee off of the ISS and into space.

Pee off of an airplane over New Jersey.


I threw up in three of those.
 
2014-04-15 10:59:10 AM  
I would like to invest in rain slickers for the next Fark party Murder goes to.
 
2014-04-15 11:00:19 AM  

shopball: Hike the Appalachian trail.


Whenever I see that phrase for the rest of my life, I'll think it's a euphemism for "bang an Argentinean mistress."

Thanks Mark Sanford!
 
2014-04-15 11:03:07 AM  

vegaswench: I would like to invest in rain slickers for the next Fark party Murder goes to.


I'm going to drink copious amounts of Tang in preparation.
 
2014-04-15 11:04:23 AM  
Bang an Argentinean mistress.
 
2014-04-15 11:04:37 AM  

valanienna: Whenever I see that phrase for the rest of my life, I'll think it's a euphemism for "bang an Argentinean mistress."

Thanks Mark Sanford!


I wish he'd write a book about it.  The guy was willing to torpedo his governorship, his family, and his status as a rising star on the national stage all for this girl.  What the hell kind of Kama Sutra acrobatics was she pulling in the bedroom that led him to do all that?
 
2014-04-15 11:04:58 AM  
I had a snappy comeback CatherineM, but my internet went kablooey and I lost it

"Even Hormel puts beans in the chili" blah blah blah.
 
2014-04-15 11:05:39 AM  
let LaurenAguilerabuy me a bloomin onion
 
2014-04-15 11:05:56 AM  
Surfing.
 
2014-04-15 11:07:10 AM  
Win the Powerball and retire to the North Shore of Oahu.
 
2014-04-15 11:07:13 AM  

imontheinternet: Professor Wormbog: ropping a deuce on the side of a mountain

Now, I'm picturing mountain climbers getting pelted by higher up climbers' dooks.

I bet if you get up high enough, it freezes before it hits the ground.


Vital mountain climbing poop story
 
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